lol iran is fucking dogwalking him

Getting a second hand Sebo or Mielle is just a game changer if you’ve only ever had dogshit bagless Shark or Dyson vacuum cleaners. Bought mine from a guy whose girlfriend went full Safe mode because of fungus and needed to upgrade.

1) whoever wins will be *sold by the analysts* as a relative moderate, regardless of whether or not they actually are; 2) a very soft bet but my money’s on the democrat that appears most meat and potatoes, with the republicans being blasted as corrupt ideologues (esp if bronson is one of them)

In retrospect we should have known she would win the second her opponents sent these out

Kinda waiting for the centrist dems to consolidate around an anti-extremism angle that opposes BOTH fascism and those who want better healthcare/affordable housing

my predictions for alaska: - Begich, JKT and two no name republicans go to the general for governor, it’s an insanely close race, and a relative moderate wins - Bill Hill narrowly beats out Nick in the second round and everyone is surprised by this - Peltola embarrasses Sullivan

Sure DSA can win in suburban NJ, NYC, Philadelphia, DC, and Minnesota. But if you look exclusively at areas that elect Republicans anyway, they’re actually doing not so well.

Someone had a meeting about the midterms today.

Fox News right now

Perfect example of why these sites do not provide any meaningful insight into elections. And just so we’re clear…

the political gamble of having a consistent worldview that people respect

There are some TAKES out tonight, boy

do not - I repeat, do NOT - be the change you want to see

Reached for comment, a spokesperson for the Democrats lamented the party’s inability to defeat these wretched little ingrates who refuse to shut up while the adults are talking

Lander is a good politician and political operator. There are a lot of reasons to vote for him. But these numbers are Jews, New York Jews, saying they are not in Israel’s pocket and they are tired of being considered such.

Imagining Michael Douglas pulling this out in an early 90’s erotic thriller where he’s a high powered corporate lawyer being blackmailed

gonna be so funny now watching schumer and jeffries do vertical video about how much they hate The Man

Not everyone so sure about new bandana

so it turns out I’m actually wildly extroverted and just have autism and social anxiety

saw a truck for a company called Absolute Chimneys and I can’t stop saying that to myself as if I’m an English soccer announcer calling a free kick that sailed over the crossbar

til me and quake have the same birthday

Delicious

realized that the death of chat rooms forced me to approach strangers in real life, and sad that the internet truly did get worse in this regard

lmao got their asses

vote for me for Director of the United States Mint and my first project will to be to make all our coins ferromagnetic I don't think this'll solve any problems, it'll create many new ones, but it should be done anyway

it's because the major questions doctrine is a crock of shit

nobody in British politics seems to want to say it but the single biggest driver of their inability to keep a prime minister for any length of time is that Brexit was stupid and ruinous and made everyone’s lives worse

Using a voice scrambler to call the library and taunt them about my overdue books

cheering on austria because my dad was born there, but also cheering on argentina due to my profound respect for malbec and grilled meats

someone should clear the cobwebs from my mind

The NYC vibes ARE impeccable. Our mayor visits Rikers; we have the Knicks AND the Liberty. Wholesomeness has infected at least four boroughs. This is DANGEROUS. We need to get grumpy ASAP to restore balance, or a guy will have an episode, get on the R train with a scimitar, and behead five nuns.

It sounds like my printer is printing out a long document in the dining room. Unfortunately my printer is dead, so I guess I need to see what the cats got into.

It will never stop being funny to me that the street fighter subreddit has a much better, well reasoned ai policy vis a vis literally all universities.

when I was in 4th grade I had my writing scored on a rubric that gave me a 6/6 on “voice” and I’ve been riding that high ever since

The prevalence of LLM written blog posts on technical subjects is a staggering indictment on our failure to reach people in technical fields how to write

Tomorrow, all dads are 50% off

I’ve never understood the desire to make English speakers pronounce words using phonemes that don’t exist in English. You don’t sound Spanish you sound like a member of Caesar’s legion

You have to know what a phoneme is to get mad at me for this

did you guys know that a vast majority of working journalists today are freelancers and independent, not staffed at mainstream outlets? did you know mainstream outlets are increasingly getting bought up by rightwing billionaires who keep getting caught suppressing inconvenient facts?

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one thing i respect about the UK is they’ll choose a prime minister and then almost immediately turn around and be like “actually we fucked up, this guy sucks”

Happy solstice! Love ambling the big hills of interior Alaska with botanists compelled to slowly observe plant after plant.

buddy how lost are you. i live in colorado

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James Dolan waited until the NYPD has secured all the Knicks parade attendees in their "viewing pens" before taking out his guitar and performing the single most appalling version of "When Doves Cry" in human history.

UI means user interface and UX means user exerface