Yo what the fuck short form videos are bad Short-Form Videos Degrade Our Capacity to Retain Intentions arxiv.org/pdf/2302.03714 Ht: HowTown

Remember this from the 90s? No??? That's because I woke up with a splitting migraine today, and my malfunctioning synapses invented this abomination. I hyperfixated on it for several terrifying minutes while immobilized in bed. It haunted me all day, so here's my rendition of it.

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

i'm calling it, this is no longer these guys not knowing what these names actually mean; this is them openly reveling in being the villains. they think it rules to be evil.

Men doing this whole “I will vanquish continents for my children” LARP is so goofy in the context of household surveys. It’s nice you’ll kill millions for your daughter, maybe we can start at doing a load of laundry for your wife who does the vast majority of household labor?

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hypnospace outlaw is one of the best games i've ever played, so i made a video about it (like 2 days ago because i forgot to make this post until now oopsie) youtu.be/YQ3sIz_t4po

Masks ALSO severely diminished the reach of measles in 2020 to it’s lowest point in ANY years prior or since.

mike f on how one of his accounts got nuked rip homniegh see u on the other side

Art by Peter Goodfellow for Terminus by Peter Edwards (1976)

A wild stream appears! Tonight at 7PM CST (about three and a half hours from now!) Continuing end-of-year trying-things-out streams with Ball X Pit! It has balls ad pits and really what more do you NEED huh It'll be happening here: www.twitch.tv/lunariandelia

i appear to have not posted the Laserdisc Turtle on my bluesky timeline WELL GUESS WHAT

Oh shit, so if you sell fanart on your Shopify you NEED to email Amazon NOW! @monkeyminion.com posted who they reached out to here bsky.app/profile/monk... Because this makes you searchable ON AMAZON by big companies doing copyright/trademark sweeps, you could have your shop shut down or worse.

Update: I emailed the opt-out address listed on their website and got a reply. But, I never. Should. Have. Had. To. Opt. Out. I’m so tired of these tech companies & their entitlement. DoorDash putting small restaurants on their apps w/o permission, AI scraping our sites, & now this? It’s exhausting

Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head https://theonion.com/health-speculations-swirl-as-trump-seen-with-damage-numbers-above-head/

I said chatgpt doesn't have a soul and got put on this list

Windows 11 Pro blasting ads into my start menu upon install was really cool.

Do I have this right? A Wall Street financier is shaping opinions for a newspaper owned by hedge funds to manufacture consent for technology built on intellectual theft to consolidate wealth and power into the hands of narcissistic billionaires while pouring gasoline on a climate crisis? 🤔

The team that formed Treasure left Konami cause they felt stifled by the reliance on developing licensed IP games but after creating a whole new company they immediately made a Ronald McDonald game for cash. We are allowed to say this is funny cause the game whipped ass and it worked out in the end.

the only "2fa" i wanna deal with is 2 fuckin' 'amburgers

Sorry. Thinking about this again. It’s really hard for me not to. Between the long term effects of the virus and all the damage it’s done to healthcare as a whole, drawing a connection feels natural. Hate it here. 😞

Retail workers (service/returns desk) Vs. children returning the video games clueless family members got them for Christmas; US Circa 2025, colorized.

this black mage shit easy as fuck

*gets last year’s resolutions out of the attic*

“the Jimmy Buffett” should be a reincarnated spiritual leader like the Dalai Lama. a living demigod of relaxation

I had to stretch some things with these layouts on Magic Set Editor but I created a card a couple days ago for something WotC forgot to put into that Final Fantasy set. Just for fun, y'know. what the hell is game balance never heard of it

This game that is a remake, and a remake of the 4th game in a franchise, is definitely based on a game that came out this year.

one for the magic oldheads: this guy is considered quaint nowadays. that's fucked up!

Talking to a relative over Christmas who said she was leaving the WI over "this trans nonsense". It sent a cold rush through me, until she continued; saying that one very loud transphobe on committee was dominating meetings & she & many others were sick of it. These ghouls ARE hated by their peers.

We’ve allowed nostalgia to become a right wing thing when Norman Rockwell art is actually a good example of how soft-focus Americana can also be used for progressive ideas.

we’re in the golden age of misinformation

Lyme is one of many health problems caused & exacerbated by manmade climate change. A legitimate health secretary would acknowledge that. We actually had a pretty good Lyme vaccine but antivaxxers lied & said it gave people knee pain (it didn’t but knee pain?) & got manufacturer to pull it in 2002.

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

I already thought “the Triple A Mario vid isn’t Sonic Frontiers. It’s Kid Icarus” and then I saw someone post this

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It's way too early for me to be laughing this hard. 🤣

dude it sucks when I make an honest mistake in my lab and the resulting explosion sends my flaming body into the adjacent bog and I am born again as Swamp Thing

Chinese and Taiwanese RPGs have been experimenting in various ways with reaction-based additions to turn-based battles for ~decades~ at this point. And it's OK if you don't know that! But ~maybe~ we could just assume that the genre doesn't begin and end with games English speakers have heard of :)

WHAT

Trying not to dwell on weird comments but this response to my video "The Untold Story of the Nintendo Entertainment System" is next level. This should win some kind of award. This is a fifth grade playground burn, a troll I didn't know I was nostalgic for.

they're saying you're the robot master that's weak to the weapon that hits the whole screen. sorry man

Spanky with the good advice

we tried to teach a chimpanzee the guidelines for what is and isn’t allowed on steam and he hung himself

*Walking near F.L.U.D.D. in corner of Mario's house* Mario: This thing always brings back memories of Isle Delfino. Beautiful beaches, sunny skies- Peach: I seem to also recall you getting thrown into jail? Mario: ...always the positive one, aren't you? [Achievement Unlocked: Good Morning, Sunshine]

A wild stream appears! Tonight at 7PM CST (about two and a half hours from now): I'll be checking out Armored Core 6 on PC! A friend got me this recently and I've heard it's a pretty good port. I still haven't played it on console. It happens here: www.twitch.tv/lunariandelia