They Speak From the Abyss: Zenith

Excuse me, but my friend here--MrHotShit365--has noticed that you are, as the kids are saying these days, a "furry degenerate." MrHotShit365 is a valued patron of this establishment, and he has requested you leave the premises, due to your status as "a cringe gay baby." Do have a pleasant evening

I'm starting a new branch at NASA that is dedicated to the destruction of all celestial bodies. We're starting with Pluto (not even a full planet, weirdos cannot stop dying on that hill, planet x who? idgaf) but the goal is eventually the sun

• baseball moral choices • baseball all choices • baseball good ending • baseball cutscene compilation • baseball all endings • baseball good ending explained • baseball puzzle solutions • baseball final boss

They're turning goldfish woke. No, not the snack crackers, just real fish. Yeah if you go to PetSmart brand stores you can see goldfish with pronoun pins and BLM T-shirts. It's pretty dope actually, but unfortunately the fish are still liberals so they're still fine with being food for bigger fish

Going through and redoing the tutorial for Zenith to match the current state of the game, and I got to include two of my favorite freaky creatures.

They Speak From the Abyss: Zenith is so unreasonably funny. Yes, indeed, all that to cast fruity little spells

Good news and bad news. The good news is that posting has become my new life's calling. The bad news is that posting has become my new life's calling

If you are a podcast host, I am simply forced to believe that you are some sort of human imitator intent on spreading misery among our kind. Solely for your own entertainment

Age regressor rap star: Hey MTV Cribs, welcome to my crib

my new year’s resolution is to not let anyone tell me that i “need to remove the cursed amulet” and that “it’s changed me” and shit. my body my choice. why would i remove it? when it’s so alluring, and when it bestows such power? the amulet is mine. i would never remove the amulet

happy new year women

Every player writes a personal tragedy on a piece of paper. Then, everyone rolls a die. The player that rolls the highest shares their tragedy, and then everyone goes clockwise. Rank everyone's tragedy from most to least tragic. All players owes the most tragic player $50 at the end of the game

Not sure what year it is? Check the chart!

New year resolutions: - Go to the gym - Fool around with more girls - Find a wicked and cruel demon blade - Be cursed by the demon blade - Find a cure for the demon blade curse - Fail to find a cure and succumb to the demon blade - See a dentist about invisalign braces

I'm so chill pilled and relaxed core. I'm straight up on my emotionally regulated grind. Deep-breath-maxxing and shit

Ever since I was a child, my life's dream has been to perform data entry and menial labor for someone who makes way more money than me, condescends at me, and doesn't fully see me as a human being

There's an alternate universe version of me that's making six figures doing some kind of painfully immoral job using all the same skills I have today, and if I ever meet them I'm going to kill them with my bare hands

I just need a job where I just work on a project for a while, and then when that projects done they say "cool, thanks" and I can chill out until the next one

I'm warning my boss that if she gives me a negative review that I'm going to explode into the distance and die like master chief from halo 1

Every time I talk about to a cis person about being trans, they always tell me something to the effect of "I just don't know about any of this" before further in the discussion confessing they have a trans family member, stumbling over their pronouns, and often deadnaming them. Every time, no fail

Something magical about game development is that you don't even need to shove your hands into an engine to find out why certain design elements you made aren't working and go oooohhhh this is absolutely dog shit huh

I took too long of a break from work and I forgot how fucking miserable being forced to wake up at set times every day is. why did we allow our society to be built like his?

update: i think the actual problem was that i was accidentally skipping estrogen doses for a few days. turns out my hormones were actually just being misregulated

Femboys aren't even real, they're just trans women with a misgendering kink

Me: Is anyone in this room a doctor! Someone named Dock Tear: Hi I'm Dock Tear, do you need something? Me: Oh thank god, look this person over is dying of blood loss, and I can't staunch the bleeding and perform CPR at the same time to keep their heart beating! Dock Tear: Oh um. Uh

BREAKING: Self proclaimed loser touch starved woman worried no one will want to touch her goddess like body or tender loving heart

*walks into a straight bar* Hey everyone, how's it going? First time chaser, long time tranny. What do we do around here in these straight bars? Leer at women and get mad when they aren't into us?

Anime theory: We're that Creators on drugs when they made this? We're I on drugs when I watched this? We're am I?

I'm back on spironolactone so I'm going to be normal again for the next little while. Thank you for everyone who was helping me with my abnormality during these trying times. This normality will be short lived

a rose among thorns #rgu #art

Bluesky I need a private account so bad. bluesky please. bluesky this is what I want more than anything in the world

still my magnum opus #ggst #guiltygear

This christmas shit is easy, y'all. All I have to do is kill and kill and kill and kill and kill and kill and kill and kill and kill and kill and kill and kill and kill and kill and kill and kill and kill and kill and kill and kill and kill and kill

Give me your horny, your down bad, Your bricked up masses yearning to breathe free, The sexed-up refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the lonesome, grindr-tossed to me, I lift my dms beside the golden door! -- The Statue of Liberty if it was cool

Spinning a wheel with a bunch of sections labeled "horrific" and "erotic" to determine what I should be writing. Alas, the wheel lands exactly on the line and I am forced to write both at once

I'm not in the business of "cracking eggs" I'm in the business of just obliterating them. Evaporating those things. In my perfect world testosterone only exists as a product for girls who wanna cum really hard

Getting the Venom symbiote attached to me but instead of a cool suit it just auto morphs into a chastity cage as I’m left terrified

I have a weird hot take where I think trans and nonbinary people should only state their pronouns if they want to/feel comfortable doing so, but all cis people should be required to state their pronouns at all times.

I woke up this morning in a cold sweat and ran to check my bitcoin value. Thankfully, I never invested into bitcoin and didn't have a portfolio. I then went and checked my NFTs and remembered I don't have those either. Lastly, I checked my retirement account. Wouldn't you know it,

Hey Ellie, come here. We need to... talk about what happened to Samantha. See, Sammy still loves you, she loves the whole polycule. But she has a metamour in heaven, and they asked her to move into that big polycule in the sky. I'm so sorry, Ellie, but I don't think Sammy can visit us anymore

There are three kinds of trans girl names: Lilith, Optimus Prime, and Susan

had a dream where I was stuck in a time loop trying to save a child. I only got into the second loop before I realised what was happening, but didn't dream long enough to save her

Are you designing a horror game and have you created a big environment you realise you don't know what to do with? Why, let me introduce you to my new best friend, the Chase Sequence! Live out all of your transgender fantasies with a chaser right at your heels! Wait, is that not what Mr. X is?

you? you post hornily about flesh. me? the teeth are coming out. the teeth are piercing through. the teeth are rotting. they're not coming out right. something's wrong. something's wrong. it hurts. it feels wrong. it

I bought so many Chanukah candles only to forget to light them two nights in a row, I am so bad at celebrating the holiday I like

Me, moments after giving a girl head: Well... do you want to receive the second worst blowjob of your life?

It is a little funny being a state worker and knowing how hard the state tries to keep benefits out of ppl's hands, and then going through training and the trainers being like "do everything in your power to get ppl benefits." almost like giving benefits is good and useful