butterflies #pixelart

saw somebody looking for this one so here's the official repost

*Staring wistfully into the distance* oh, I quite hope they'll put me inside of some sort of contraption. Perhaps a machine, or a device of some sort. My life's calling has always been to be placed into the interior of some sort of upsetting mechanism

LIKE this post if you're a TRUE PATRIOT and believe that all trans people should be offered $160,000 for being alive. SHARE this post if you're a transgender lesbian and haven't had lesbian sex in a week and you're starting to get a little desperate. I know who the REAL patriots are

gonna share this again because my dad is threatening me with a very “serious” talk and those usually never go well for me or my living situation so if i’m served eviction papers I might need to leave sooner than expected ko-fi.com/profaneshae/...

*covered in blood* Ain't I just the cutest girl you've ever seen? *stares at you very seriously* you are not allowed to call me a girl by the way. *gritting teeth* I'll kill you, and it WON'T be sexy

Attention: Anyone who has seen my bare chest prior to me taking estrogen, please reach out to me on a private channel so that I may update you on the chest situation appropriately. If you have not seen my chest and would like to, please ask politely on a private channel. Thank you.

This hospital is really nice, very welcoming and warm, but you know what it needs? Scary shackles on the wall and oddly abandoned wheelchairs. That'll fix the vibe

Reminder!! Bluesky has a pronoun labeler you should really use! Only those who subscribe to this will see it so you should do that. Don't worry, that's all it does. Instructions are in the bio/first post.

(trapped so deep in a bubble) Does anyone even give a shit about pussy anymore? I never see anyone post pussy these days. What happened to all the pussy? Don't get me wrong, I like dogs as much as the next girl, but

Yesterday was the first day in a minute that I felt mostly free of these fucking migraines I've had all month, and oh my god. Oh my fucking god gang. Did you know coherent thoughts feel good?

My girlfriend didn't wake me up to give me a kiss goodbye before she went to work, I think she's breaking up with me #SoLonely #SheHatesMyAss #Sad #DoesAnyoneWantToGiveMe$15ForLunchLaterToday?

Imagine being dumped by your girlfriend, and then all of the weevils start crawling out and flirting with you specifically and exclusively because you post on the internet a lot. For some, this is just a cold reality...

The idea was: can I design coherent mechanics around an involuntary response. If everyone at the table with you is shirtless, can that be a valid gameloop.

Utah is an evil place where there is no culture and nearly no redeeming values, however it is nice having fry sauce available at any fast food restaurant. almost makes the horrific social policies set in place by mormons worth it

Training my maid to fetch small objects for me first by giving her treats, then by petting her, and eventually I can stop giving her positive attention and she'll just follow the command

Douglas sighing and saying "I think we'll have to kill Claudia" and then Heather is excitedly loading a submachine gun and Douglas asks "Where the fuck did you get that"

next year I'm gonna figure out a heather mason costume and it's going to be so awesome and epic and amazing

We're near the end of the game! One or two more hours, tops! Swing on by!

Live now! @arphaedra.bsky.social playing Silent Hill 3! www.twitch.tv/probskay

Placing landmines outside my home that do "fun explosions." See, my goal isn't to harm anyone but to cause confetti and candy to appear from the ground in celebration of their arriva--Oh! Hear that? Let's go check it out! *you follow me outside. there is a corpse covered in confetti and candy*

being in a family of matrilineal witches is so funny on halloween. my grandmother is dressed up like a proper wicked crone, with the fake nose and hat and everything, and i’m dressed up like the wicked crone’s slutty granddaughter who she ultimately supports despite my lifestyle choices

Every time I get a blood test done I straight up genuinely forget to fast on the morning and skip taking estrogen. I went and looked at my blood test and it was like "you're dying, you have so much cholesterol you're dying" and then I remembered I ate a single bowl of cereal that morning

Got some blood drawn and then took a nap I struggled to wake from. Connected events? I'm not so sure. Here's a holocaust denier I paid $15 to talk about how I'm right and everyone else is wrong

Me: Hey, you aren't singing along to "Radioactive" by Imagine Dragons? You used to love "Radioactive" by Imagine Dragons... Remember that line about ash and dust? Haha, and the new age! Don't you remember? The sleeper agent I'm trying to deprogram: *rapidly pulling the trigger to an unloaded gun*

Lesbian sex is a lot like straight sex, except instead of sending you to hell, it's morally pure and righteous. "The meek will inherit the earth" Mistranslation. Lesbians will inherit the earth

“Porn addiction is real because fight the new drug said so when I was in high school and also porn scary” bluesky really is just blue twitter sometimes

So with the fact that my dad is getting more and more aggressive and abusive I think I might push this a little harder, I would really like to get out of this house as soon as I possibly can to avoid this coming to a point where a physical altercation happens ko-fi.com/profaneshae/...

It's important that you, personally, enjoying pokemon, see negative reviews of the game directly in your mentions; lest you become complacent and start believing this shit's acceptable for $70. Because omg for real? They don't even have fun mounts anymore? It's been one game, did they lose the code?

"I'll never forgive you!" 👀👁‍🗨

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I charge him $1200 a month for rent (the going market rate)

Every now and then "hella" re-enters my vocabulary and it confounds all of my friends and peers. It's a little sad, that just using one piece of bizarre and largely outdated slang can leave me feeling hella alienated from my fellows

People are getting angry at me for not gendering pokemon. I'll say "It's a cute little thing" and they'll say "Ummm don't you mean she's a cute little thing haha?" They're often holding knives and rope when they say those things, which is normally sexy, but in this context I fear they want me dead

Me, hunched over in the office, desperate clutching my left arm: AAAAGGH!! My demon arm, it's awakening! Everyone, you have to get away from me! Boss: I'm gonna need to see a doctor's note for this supposed "Dee Moanarm" thing you're talking about. Anyway, report's due today, so hop to it!

Should’ve been the Miami Dale…

Girlfriend tried to convince me to eat ice cream in 40 degree weather and when I said "I don't want ice cream, I'm already cold." She replied to me to say "People are so weird about cold treats in the winter!" As if we weren't just stargazing in the cold mountain with chattering teeth

Canada it would be soooo funny. Canada you have to come back and burn down the white house again. Just frame it as a construction accident. C'mon it would be soooo funny

Not good enough.

Not good enough.

Injecting estrogen and hooking up with a cis girl call that a shot and chaser

Hey wait! I didn't say "I quit my job" I said "I quit my...." Yah okay I did say I quit my job. I actually really hate this place, and last time I stuck out my pinkie and asked "trucies?" you looked at me like I was a rabid animal. Clearly not a place I can thrive.

Every time a post flops I breathe life and a soul into it, then place it in the form of a small homunculus sharing the appearance of popular Vocaloid characters. And then I torment it for it's failures. Yesterday it was Miku. Today it will be Teto. You can prevent this, all it takes is a like

It's a little sad being for prison abolition and then remembering how many funny cartoon tags rely on funny little cats and dogs being scared to go to jail. Without prison, where would we be as a society? It's a really perplexing question

Feeling a little bitter this morning. Damn, I hate abusers, damn I hate job applications, damn I hate capitalism. I'm back on that job application grind but at what cost?

people will like hug or kiss or hold their partners hand I am straight up just actually eating this person I nom them like a steak