The siren being able to seduce any class in darkest dungeon makes it canon that all the women in that game are lesbian or bi this makes it canonically possible for me to lez out with arbalest

Fan the touys, mold the night light, we are raising a 5 year old

jpeg if she was employed (scary)

More photos of a different individual. They are big. #beetle #insect #bug #entomology #bugsky

I will never understand patriotic Americans who aren't middle class white people because that patriotism means nothing to this kind of liberal, they will always only view white people as Americans and ignore your suffering reject nationalism, you, a person, are something greater than a nation

macromedia flash 8 beckons to me, threatening to forever entrap me within it's unwieldly yet charming interface

noticed that I got blocked by a long-time mutual and was really confused until I realised they blocked me over like, an extremely mild reply I made disagreeing with them about tf2

This may be reading into it too much but I do find it a little suspect that there seems to be such a massive preference in the darkest dungeon fanbase for musketeer over arbalest despite them being functionally almost the exact same character

two vast and shaftless balls of stone stand in the desert,

i find it funny when completely ordinary people follow me from political posts because I wonder if they ever see the 90% of my other posts that are just insane bullshit

I think the rot scene from breaking bad is like the most accurate portrayal of a shitty working class dad ever put to screen, like one of the most tiring things about having a dad obsessed with proving their masculinity to themselves is the constant inconveniencing of everyone around them-

gaze upon my jerks ye mighty and despair

I feel like part of why America, the UK, Europe and other countries in that general sphere have so many shitty older people is that nobody tried to use moral reasoning on them as they got older and instead just used physical punishment so that's why so many of them still act like teens

the demons? from adrian's pen?

you remember our penis crushing machine, opulent and imperial...

why does almost every youtuber talk in really bad fake-deep metaphors now it's unbearably present atm

I feel like people need to stop doing this thing where as soon as there's a popular video or post where one person sums up a broad theme that's present in a work that just becomes like, the one thing it's "about" in fan consciousness

pussy grip razor sharp vice-like power tear you apart

At this point pedocon theory is a theory in the sense that the general theory of relativity is a theory, like yeah it's a theory but at this point we should operate under the idea that it's just the truth

you ever kill people? it's WILD stuff

Happy Mooninite Day to those who celebrate! For the unaware, this day in 2007 The Boston Police department confused guerilla Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie ads depicting the Mooninites made out of bootleg lightbrights for explosives and made CN pay for it.

I think Team Filestein ClassifIron Lung might beat Barbenheimer

ICE has been holding a disabled Black man for a year! Rodney Taylor is a double amputee who was days away from receiving new prosthetic legs when ICE took him. He’s been denied his prosthetics & placed in solitary. His health is declining. Public outrage might save his life. Say his name:

Really glad to hear that the Iron Lung movie is apparently good but I do find it extremely funny seeing people talk about David Szymanski like he's some random kid who made one game in his spare time and who's seen like no commercial success before or something and Markiplier randomly blessed him

I completely forgot about the fact that they gradually kept making Dr Orpheus whiter each season of Venture Bros

I don't think I remember this episode of Scooby-Doo

When I'm looking through my discord friends list for people I completely forgot about and I click "deleted account" to find out it's disgraced pedophile ex oomf from 2023

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN FOR THE PAST 3 MONTHS I THOUGHT YOU DIED

hacker from system shock ran (for like 3 seconds before running out of stamina) so that gordon freeman could run infinitely

oh cool discord locked me out of my account with a verification thing that just doesn't fucking work

Every couple months I remember that animation from the 60s The Hangman and have to drop what I'm doing to watch it again it's so good

they call it a toilet because you toil on it

Jacket from hotline miami slowly and sensually pours boiling water from a pan onto your face

I feel like when I see anything online trying to give advice on how to deal with procrastination when you're feeling shitty they operate under the assumption that you have like infinite free time and can afford to slowly build up to getting more stuff done

more like I just aqua creamed my hunger jorts

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my quest on this world wide web is to assemble a roster of perverts with specialized skills that cover all necessary areas so that we can do battle with gods

finally listened to some of Psychedelic Porn Crumpets' stuff and wow this is pretty good

One of my favorite bits of niche Disney history: any instance of trademarked characters causing irrevocable damage to the environment.

- dmitri slendelev

I find it kinda funny how I was at my most depressive when I had the least stuff to be that way about while now that I'm overly aware of how fucked up everything ever is and have way more wrong with me I actually love being alive

discover my 118 elements boy

I feel like 90% of youtube videos I see now are titled like this where the title or thumbnail can easily be answered with "well yeah duh"

well gleemore I dismayed it, despite your elation

playing tf2 but you see a pyro

I think my favourite thing my hair does is the way it clumps up into a point in certain areas for like a day after I shower until I go to bed so it sometimes looks like I have cartoon character hair physics