George W Faps, president of the goonited states

the invincible universe is funny to me because like who would even wanna continue living on it's version of earth

Necrophilia by Savatage is an infinitely better song if you imagine the singer is an easily scared guy who misunderstands everything whose girlfriend told him she has graves disease

birthday

the first part was my doing but the second part is the real winner to me

"it's not that deep" I am capable of finding infinite meaning in a piece all my own, actually, even an inch deep puddle reflects the endless sky

when the topic of people doing crazy shit with ai chatbots is in the media there's always this way they frame people's reasons as like a sympathetic "I was just so lonely" thing but when you listen to their wording you realise it's just "I had to have 2 way conversations with humans"

just watched the new invincible episode

they’re called cockchafers yet they don’t chafe cocks

ok you've all been good so I'm revealing one panel from The Red Creek early

good post

hey do y'all want to play the "v001" super early build of CULTIC I sent to 3D Realms way back in early 2021 as a "proof of concept"? built in a month in the late night hours after my full-time job - this is where it all started drive.google.com/file/d/1cvUl...

Happy TDOV. There's not a lot I could say that others already haven't, but; none of this shit was your fault. How you've been treated for this long had nothing to do with who you are in your heart. There was nothing you did to deserve any of this. I hope you can love yourself as much as I love you.

yuueeeeaahhh!!!

it's "trans gender day of visibility" so hi look at me watch my numerous videos on the internet give me money i need money

I’M SO VISIBLE GRAGHHHH

couldn't come up with better PR for transgenders than "underground transgender mafia successfully heisted 12 tonnes of Kitkats"

gonna be tragic when this happens to toby fox

Fatman Scoop actually never meant to do that he just stood on a bunch of legos at the start of the song

I just realised I don't think I've ever mentioned The Red Creek on this account, it'd be kinda funny if I just didn't up until I drop the first chapter and surprise my mutuals by revealing I've been making a comic this whole time

if we're just talking about individual musicians it's gotta be either Labi Siffre or Les Claypool, maybe Homeboy Sandman but I need to get through more of his discography to say

I've been throwing off the random bullshit: rant post ratio hard this past day or two I've gotta get back on my brain damage

This is still a thing for the good chunk of younger people who could/can only afford to play games on either a extremely low end cheap computer or an old second hand console

this is so crazy www.ollydbg.de/Paperbak/ind...

obsessed with these things from the thank you scientist tab book we are the tubelings feed us

Goop is $0.00 on bucket

i have a huuuge crush and its sooo embarrassing, their name is $500 paypal

I like how it didn't even attempt to do gen Z stuff and just did stilted 90s AAVE with the occasional modern AAVE word that got popular among white teenagers inserted in

Just a heads up to fellow artists/commissioners out there!

feels so good is one of those songs that randomly comes into my head a lot for no reason so now when that happens I always find myself going "oh :(" after a couple seconds when I remember chuck mangione died not that long ago

it's kinda fucking crazy to me how much new stuff Homeboy Sandman is still doing despite having started making music like 2 decades ago

any time I see stuff about the like "types of thinkers" and inner monologues and visualization and stuff it reminds me that it's not surprising im mentally all fucked up because I experience the auditory/feeling/visual ones all very strongly

too many dumb opinion posts in a row uhh... woozle wozzle

no matter what way you slice it "guys we're inside a simulation" type stuff will always be a lame and self-absorbed way of seeing the world for people who think having seen a movie once makes them the smartest person to have ever lived

To all my black furries! I’m trynna graduate from Morehouse College this semester but I need your help! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI…

tftf (team fortress transformation)

I believe there are worse films than idiocracy on a technical level, but it might be the most evil movie I can think of I don't think I can think of a single other movie that oozes as much hate for humanity while also being so **nothing** it's a monument to pure untethered egotism

what tapes would you watch with her?

my famed dick and penis plap

baggy

I hate when people feel the need to denigrate their own opinions, like it annoys me when I see someone in a discussion going "it's not the objective best but my favourite is-" art is subjective!! If you have reasons you can point to why you like that thing most then that's good enough!!!!!

But the guy really spent his sperm like water I think he was erected, so I jelqed

it feels weird to be a person who first heard the song Hate To Say I Told You So long after the point where it was initially a hit but before it had a resurgence bc of Invincible

on god we're cracking petrochemicals

honestly I probably shouldn't have made an alt account for art and just use a tag instead, but at this point it'd be too much of a headache to move everything over

not opinionated and mean enough for the opinionated mean posters, not chill and sane enough for the casual posters just enough of a thing for, you people