vessel creature
@vessel.doll.church
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divine dollthing (it/she) 18+ hazardous waste elemental godโs most perfect hostage
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just a reminder to no one in particular but the ultimate revenge is moving on and being happy
over 1 year ago
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JAV Titles
about 5 hours ago
A Hard Working And Unsatisfied Wife Plays With Fire
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dni: opps, haters, bitches, knaves, cravens and braggarts. men (ew), women (ew), enbies (ew). successhons and failgirls. low net worth individuals. low output individuals. tryhards and nepo babies. fuck you if you are
about 6 hours ago
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right clicking on a doll and selecting | mute until | -> | i turn it back on |
about 21 hours ago
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hey cutie, are you more than three standard deviations above the mean? because youโre looking like a statistical outlier that should not be counted
1 day ago
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blood flavored scratch and sniff girl
1 day ago
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odeipus is the patron muse of trans femmes
1 day ago
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sapph โญ๐๏ธ๐ฉธโญ
1 day ago
Magic is real if you believe in it wholeheartedly.
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the best dancer at the function approached me to say she liked my vibe so i think i did ok overall
3 days ago
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i lived a stagnant and fearful life for so long that i had forgotten how much i love to dance and meet new people. donโt let me forget this again
3 days ago
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she ate an entire spool of string. like come on
6 days ago
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girls who smell of frankincense and rain
6 days ago
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girls who smell of rust and mold
6 days ago
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the way cats howl when theyโre upset is simultaneously the most sad sound achievable by any mammal and also the most funny sound achievable by any mammal and i love them for that
6 days ago
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gooning is woke
9 days ago
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โจsteph โจ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
11 days ago
"Get his assโ Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
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last night i had a nightmare that i was using atproto to manage and store my nix configs instead of git, somehow, and i made a shitpost that got my account immediately permabanned and then i couldnโt rebuild my nixos system anymore
11 days ago
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uwoslab should do his own bottom surgery
11 days ago
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Mentha Nolana
12 days ago
I have been letting you all down recently which may explain my unusually pale complexion and droopy bunny ears. Please do not worry however as I deserve everything coming for me
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i should found nerv. a true nerv has never been attempted
12 days ago
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it is what it is. que sera sera. cโest la vie. id est quod id est. ะงัะพ ะตััั, ัะพ ะตััั. es lo que hay. รฉ o que รฉ. das ist was es ist. ฮฯฯฮน ฮตฮฏฮฝฮฑฮน ฮท ฮถฯฮฎ. nรณ lร nhแปฏng gรฌ nรณ lร . ไปๆนใใชใ. het is wat het is. เคเฅ เคนเฅเคคเคพ เคนเฅ เคธเฅ เคนเฅเคคเคพ เคนเฅ. deh air som deh air. ูู ู ุง ูู ุนููู. jest jak jest. det รคr som det รคr. รจ cosi!
12 days ago
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good hyuck, babe!
13 days ago
getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
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Michael C. Bailey - Indie Author, Stage Combat Guy
14 days ago
Just for laughs...
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*stupid idiot voice* i need to get a fretless guitar
17 days ago
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i found this while cleaning out my late grandfatherโs office. rip to my grandfather you would have loved europa universalis 5
19 days ago
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i hate how sycophantic llms are. don't tell me i'm right. i want an llm that will tell me i'm an idiot for not knowing how css works. i want an llm that will fight me about basic app design decisions. i want an llm that will tell me to go fuck myself if i don't like the solution it implemented
20 days ago
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Jรบliane
21 days ago
dont care. CURSE OF BAD COPPER ๐ ๐พ ๐ ๐ ๐พ ๐ข ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐พ ๐ญ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ก ๐ ๐ ๐ซ ๐ ๐ท ๐ช ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ซ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ซ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ช ๐ด ๐ ๐พ ๐ ๐ ๐ญ ๐๐ช ๐ ๐พ ๐ ๐ฒ ๐ ๐ซ ๐ ๐ท ๐ ๐ ๐ซ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ท ๐ผ ๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ท ๐ ๐ ๐ช ๐ด ๐ ๐พ ๐ ๐ ๐
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i lost the flock of crows i had befriended in the divorce
21 days ago
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Z. Doom - Official Compact Disc Lover
24 days ago
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i should fork lightdm-gtk-greeter just to fix one minor cosmetic bug. i should put it in nixpkgs and expand nix-options with better support for it. i should rewrite lightdm in rust. i should rewrite xorg in rust
23 days ago
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some day i will not be housing-unstable anymore. some day i will have a home that feels like my home. that day may not be today, it may not be for years, but it will happen some day
23 days ago
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feels like iโm starting to slightly get my shit together again
23 days ago
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derek guy
24 days ago
look how beautifully these trousers hang
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the fact that my father has a full head of thick silver hair at 60 is making my milf futures go to the moon rn
24 days ago
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life is just lifeslop
25 days ago
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i gave the pumpkin i carved cunty eyeliner
26 days ago
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nine out of ten pet owners agree that i should be shot on sight
26 days ago
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being in a family of matrilineal witches is so funny on halloween. my grandmother is dressed up like a proper wicked crone, with the fake nose and hat and everything, and iโm dressed up like the wicked croneโs slutty granddaughter who she ultimately supports despite my lifestyle choices
26 days ago
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once-revered goddess that falls and ends up as a socially anxious deadbeat loser who isnโt capable of anything besides smoking weed
28 days ago
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someone making a private fork of one of your git repos feels the same as when on twitter someone would private qrt your post to dunk on you
28 days ago
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lately in my dreams my left and right eyes are out of sync. they see different images entirely, like iโm in two places at once
29 days ago
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the blasted tower
about 1 month ago
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i need to start dressing like a bloodborne hunter
about 1 month ago
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juliet
about 1 month ago
it's extremely exhausting to be around people who can't live without constant conflict with others
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getting one of these guys to do a really good bloodborne doll cosplay
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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(flirting with a girl) hey check out this cool article
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwik...
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Meat-O-Vision - TV Tropes
A character has been suffering from hunger for days or weeks, and begins to hallucinate. Is that a delicious steak dinner, a giant hot dog, or a large roast fowl sitting right next to him? No, it's on...
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MeatOVision
about 1 month ago
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they should invent music that isnโt beautiful
about 1 month ago
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laura
about 1 month ago
beautiful morning for three coffees
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cigs are the frozen chicken tenders of tobacco. theyโre super over-processed and theyโre awful for you and they arenโt even that good, but everyone knows that and they buy them anyway
about 1 month ago
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girls who play matches of kirby air ride city trial matches to determine who gets to domme
about 1 month ago
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the jolly object in question
about 1 month ago
it's called hrt cause it hrts when you do injections
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