A Hard Working And Unsatisfied Wife Plays With Fire

dni: opps, haters, bitches, knaves, cravens and braggarts. men (ew), women (ew), enbies (ew). successhons and failgirls. low net worth individuals. low output individuals. tryhards and nepo babies. fuck you if you are

right clicking on a doll and selecting | mute until | -> | i turn it back on |

hey cutie, are you more than three standard deviations above the mean? because you’re looking like a statistical outlier that should not be counted

blood flavored scratch and sniff girl

odeipus is the patron muse of trans femmes

Magic is real if you believe in it wholeheartedly.

the best dancer at the function approached me to say she liked my vibe so i think i did ok overall

i lived a stagnant and fearful life for so long that i had forgotten how much i love to dance and meet new people. don’t let me forget this again

she ate an entire spool of string. like come on

girls who smell of frankincense and rain

girls who smell of rust and mold

the way cats howl when they’re upset is simultaneously the most sad sound achievable by any mammal and also the most funny sound achievable by any mammal and i love them for that

gooning is woke

"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo

last night i had a nightmare that i was using atproto to manage and store my nix configs instead of git, somehow, and i made a shitpost that got my account immediately permabanned and then i couldn’t rebuild my nixos system anymore

uwoslab should do his own bottom surgery

I have been letting you all down recently which may explain my unusually pale complexion and droopy bunny ears. Please do not worry however as I deserve everything coming for me

i should found nerv. a true nerv has never been attempted

it is what it is. que sera sera. c’est la vie. id est quod id est. Что есть, то есть. es lo que hay. é o que é. das ist was es ist. Έτσι είναι η ζωή. nó là những gì nó là. 仕方がない. het is wat het is. जो होता है सो होता है. deh air som deh air. هو ما هو عليه. jest jak jest. det är som det är. è cosi!

getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning

Just for laughs...

*stupid idiot voice* i need to get a fretless guitar

i found this while cleaning out my late grandfather’s office. rip to my grandfather you would have loved europa universalis 5

i hate how sycophantic llms are. don't tell me i'm right. i want an llm that will tell me i'm an idiot for not knowing how css works. i want an llm that will fight me about basic app design decisions. i want an llm that will tell me to go fuck myself if i don't like the solution it implemented

dont care. CURSE OF BAD COPPER 𒀀 𒈾 𒂍 𒀀 𒈾 𒍢 𒅕 𒆠 𒉈 𒈠 𒌝 𒈠 𒈾 𒀭 𒉌 𒈠 𒀀 𒉡 𒌑 𒈠 𒋫 𒀠 𒇷 𒆪 𒆠 𒀀 𒄠 𒋫 𒀝 𒁉 𒄠 𒌝 𒈠 𒀜 𒋫 𒀀 𒈠 𒄖 𒁀 𒊑 𒁕 𒄠 𒆪 𒁴 𒀀 𒈾 𒄀 𒅖 𒀭 𒂗𒍪 𒀀 𒈾 𒀜 𒁲 𒅔 𒋫 𒀠 𒇷 𒅅 𒈠 𒋫 𒀝 𒁉 𒀀 𒄠 𒌑 𒆷 𒋼 𒁍 𒍑𒄖 𒁀 𒊑 𒆷 𒁕 𒄠 𒆪 𒁴 𒀀 𒈾 𒈠 𒅈 𒅆

i lost the flock of crows i had befriended in the divorce

i should fork lightdm-gtk-greeter just to fix one minor cosmetic bug. i should put it in nixpkgs and expand nix-options with better support for it. i should rewrite lightdm in rust. i should rewrite xorg in rust

some day i will not be housing-unstable anymore. some day i will have a home that feels like my home. that day may not be today, it may not be for years, but it will happen some day

feels like i’m starting to slightly get my shit together again

look how beautifully these trousers hang

the fact that my father has a full head of thick silver hair at 60 is making my milf futures go to the moon rn

life is just lifeslop

i gave the pumpkin i carved cunty eyeliner

nine out of ten pet owners agree that i should be shot on sight

being in a family of matrilineal witches is so funny on halloween. my grandmother is dressed up like a proper wicked crone, with the fake nose and hat and everything, and i’m dressed up like the wicked crone’s slutty granddaughter who she ultimately supports despite my lifestyle choices

once-revered goddess that falls and ends up as a socially anxious deadbeat loser who isn’t capable of anything besides smoking weed

someone making a private fork of one of your git repos feels the same as when on twitter someone would private qrt your post to dunk on you

lately in my dreams my left and right eyes are out of sync. they see different images entirely, like i’m in two places at once

the blasted tower

i need to start dressing like a bloodborne hunter

it's extremely exhausting to be around people who can't live without constant conflict with others

getting one of these guys to do a really good bloodborne doll cosplay

(flirting with a girl) hey check out this cool article tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwik...

they should invent music that isn’t beautiful

beautiful morning for three coffees

cigs are the frozen chicken tenders of tobacco. they’re super over-processed and they’re awful for you and they aren’t even that good, but everyone knows that and they buy them anyway

girls who play matches of kirby air ride city trial matches to determine who gets to domme

it's called hrt cause it hrts when you do injections