yeah man did you hear? the guy casting shadows in plato's allegory of the cave got cancelled for casting problematic shadows. yeah its really fucked up especially given that the shadows cast on the wall of the cave are basically the same thing as real things outside of the cave

I have been chosen

"High command sent the kennels a ps5 but I can't help but notice they didn't send any games!" - @hazardous-waist.bsky.social

"Thought that starlight wasn't shit until I looked in the mirror and my retinas almost burned, im really Her." - @hazardous-waist.bsky.social

FACT: Most of the maintenance the rebels did on Theaboros during Rescue Hound was replacing the S key on Kione's keyboard because it was worn out from ducking so many fades

the problem with weighted blankets is that as soon as you get under one, you don’t wanna do anything other than stay under the weighted blanket

Drop ice ingot in deep fryer Forge a mighty sword named grease fire

Ouugh smonk 2 jont

Suuuuure you're Sartha Thrace. If that's true then you're definitely not about to end up as just another tally mark on my frame and/or warm body being thrown around the hangar, right? Figured as much.

the trick to writing good smut is to open the doc and then immediately tab out and just feel a mysterious pressure in the back of your head all day

Joining a motorcycle club is a fauxcest polycule for cis guys

intox is like an s-tier kink i think

Halfway through my after work shower he brought me a dr pepper in a whiskey glass with ice. I love my dogboy house husband

Behold

Nothing affirms my butchness like being covered in sweat and grease and motor oil and tearing off a set of disposable coveralls. I'm so fucking big and strong and evil

Feeling my adhd meds wear off at the end of the day and it feels like that one part of Myrmidon where they're dragging that pilot into the cell for conditioning

If you ever feel weak and fragile just remember that I'm not lmao

That's a great argument. However, I have already envisioned you covered in bruises, blood and tears while wearing nothing but a muzzle and a collar. So shut the fuck up and let me violate you with my imagination already.

*You* are an unreliable narrator because your coping mechanisms for your deep-seated trauma forbid you from acknowledging the reality of the situation. *I* am an unreliable narrator because I sincerely have no idea what the fuck is going on.

EXPLAINING THE HISTORY OF TRANS HEALTHCARE TO AMERICANS: "Imagine a Hamburger"

This bootblack shit’s easy

Rent increasing gunshots (robbing you at gunpoint)

NO LIES DETECTED COMRADE RHO TRVTHNVKE #AGENDAHOUND

transition timeline

At some point I have to wonder if this should even be called a mini anymore /j Imperial Genetor from #WARHOUND by @kallidorarho.bsky.social all painted! It's a challenge making a black color scheme look interesting, but I hope this'll do. #MiniaturePainting #Mecha #Mechsploitation #Plamo #Kitbash

reintroduce the wild boar to the british isles. gore people. gore people. attack and defeat dogs and cars

Update: Gold tallies for Sarthas, silver tallies for Leinths

I'm handsome and I'm pretty. I'm king and I'm queen. I'm Miss, but to you? I'm Sir.

The unbreakable spirit of the working pilot will always prevail over the noxious greed of the handling class

Oh my god

Victory marks for Sartha kills

Going out to the club for sapphic night, what do we think?

Highkey that post thats like "making horny posts as a domme is way harder than as a sub because saying shit like 'mommy wants to FUCK' when nobody wants you is so embarassing" has maybe done more damage to my confidence than anything else ever

This is where I post from by the way

evil dog

Nothing makes Argen feel late to the party like finally scraping together the attention span to read warhound

I have commissioned @proletkvlt.bsky.social once more. This time for an incredible new pfp! POV you spot a forest knight on your way to the tournament

Not enough leather perverts understand and appreciate how weird the early Soviet Union was about leather. It was widely perceived as a revolutionary aesthetic and often favoured by both senior figures and the Cheka - hence photos like this that look like they could be from a gay bar leather night

One thing about me is I'll always make stupid noises while I eat food. I'll hit the aaa omp with zero shame

Oh, you're in her DMs? Well I'm in her gunsights and her view of the world is confined to her, me, and the distance between us. She'll never feel anything more intimate than the moment right before my AP shell punches a glowing hole right through her cockpit and she knows it.

wolfsbane. - a trenchsploitation tale. I. dances with wolves. “In the midst of a months-long stalemate, a newly-arrived mech and its operator send Lettie Muir into a riptide from which there is no escape.” archiveofourown.org/works/66927679 (Art by @meadowmarrow.bsky.social)

My dipshit rival has once again put me in a situation that can only be described as very fucking inconvenient

its not delusions of grandeur if im right. by the way

Almost a shame to scrap a pretty thing like you

BIG SIPPY

lng is filthy dirty shit. it isnt clean energy and if for some reason you think it is, stop doing that cause its super not

domme4domme in all of its formats is *blisteringly* hot.

Why are you lying?

Guys love to fantasize about bleeding out in the snow but call them a snuffpuppy for it and suddenly it's a problem