A fresh poutine after a cold ass night shift feels like fucking an angel from the back and using the base of its wings as handles to- Nay I shan't go on

10/10 take. No notes.

It's just... so peak... archiveofourown.org/works/62142889

[wips] divine collapsar hype and aura moments

If this whole mother/daughter thing is gonna be the way things are in what was initially the mechsploitation fandom for the time being we need to start organizing parent teacher conferences because some of you lots' kids grate on my damn nerves sometimes

Me when I think about my beautiful husband at work

"Why do you work out?" Well you see there is hate in my heart that I feel would look better on my arms and chest

TRANSGENDER FOR EVERYBODY

Finally starting hrt this weekend

Switching to night shifts next week can't wait to have my first hallucination

There are mobile artillery platforms everywhere for those with eyes to see

Put an extended mag on my chopper to make it last, no Saigon

The Teeth - A quick look into how my Girl Frame character Jawbreaker (Oldgen, CONSUME frame) sees the world [Story in replies]

Went to a queer wrestling event last night and good lord I needed that, the rush of genuinely fighting for control is like crack to me

Additional note: said rebel was a lobotomite that Jawbreaker bullied into crying immediately before this

Today's other girlframe moment: Jawbreaker gets injected with sedatives for hitting the gym too hard and decides to sleep the dose off in that same rebel pilot's bunk in the prison cells while holding her like a stuffed animal

Today's girl frame moment: Jawbreaker, my giant butch of a pilot, holding a rebel pilot down and forcing her to watch as Girl Crush (its CONSUME fame) devours her half-destroyed frame

Every time I see one of you lot making someone else write lines I feel myself become more evil. I'm gonna kick your stupid child in the ribs

How it feels to get a string of like notifications from someone I've never seen before

Girlframe campaign spoilers with no context

"I have to snitch on my fellow pilots because otherwise I can't be Handler's favorite" WRONG‼️

Dog boots dog boots

Full bush or something idk

Signaling that I am in fact an apex predator by doing my own hrt injections and gritting my teeth when I want to cry about it

My transfem friends' collective obsession with being pathetic girlfailures really has me feeling the whole wolf in sheep's clothing thing because you are all weak and I will fucking eat you with my teeth

@neonfxcker.bsky.social pairs well with a nice red, or a mean red

Crisis averted

I almost forgot that it's columbus day let me smoke on that christopher colombus pack rq

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO WAIT 2 MORE YEARS FOR INFINITY CASTLE PART 2

every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”

I wish I were pretty enough for findom because I'm already coming from a place of genuine dislike of finsubs and would be great at spoon feeding them as little of me as possible while also taking their money and talking shit at them about it

Nothing will ever beat the simple joy of responding with some variant of "Mhm?" "Yeah?" Or "Oh? Really now?" Whenever someone makes a little noise especially if they don't think you heard it

Called him a good boy in his ear and he hit a new pr on leg extensions I'm dead lmaoooo

Boyfriend was rattling the leg extension machine at the gym while waiting for his between-set timer to go off so I said "Are you barking on the slat mill?" And he looked at me with pure betrayal in his eyes lmao

This is going to keep getting used until the American people find some maturity.

Call that pilot victory the way it can only come from being clamped in the jaws of defeat

The 3 minutes between sets has to be some kind of anomaly, I've been sitting here for 72 hours and the timer still says a minuteand 40 seconds left

RIP Nux you would have loved taking estrogen

For all that claiming to hate me and vowing to bring about my destruction, I can't help but notice that the artist has drawn little hearts in your eyes and floating around your head every time I defeat you and leave you tied up in some ridiculous pose. You, uh, you wanna talk about that?

Free use robot call that open whorce

If the warning labels aren't legible, feel free to get a little closer and take a better look

Does preworkout work like one of those aphrodisiacs from hentai to anyone else or is it just me because I feel like I could fuck a main battle tank to death right now

this jam’s theme this go around is “POSTBELLUM/AFTER THE FIGHT.” The optional words/motifs are: hope, and its cousin death Bright, painful chaos Victorycucked A life required living Swan song Sanguinity 5000 words! 2 weeks! GO APESHIT!

Oh god oh fuck