For all that claiming to hate me and vowing to bring about my destruction, I can't help but notice that the artist has drawn little hearts in your eyes and floating around your head every time I defeat you and leave you tied up in some ridiculous pose. You, uh, you wanna talk about that?

Free use robot call that open whorce

If the warning labels aren't legible, feel free to get a little closer and take a better look

Does preworkout work like one of those aphrodisiacs from hentai to anyone else or is it just me because I feel like I could fuck a main battle tank to death right now

this jam’s theme this go around is “POSTBELLUM/AFTER THE FIGHT.” The optional words/motifs are: hope, and its cousin death Bright, painful chaos Victorycucked A life required living Swan song Sanguinity 5000 words! 2 weeks! GO APESHIT!

Oh god oh fuck

At this point I should start wearing pasties because why is my chest so goddamn pointy

And for my next trick I will be forced to turn an hour and a half of work into 3 hours of work

I feel like I'm hitting a plateau in my fashion game, does anyone have advice on how to look more butch, more like a metalhead, or both?

Do any of you lot play The Forever Winter? It's kind of boring to play alone

High-powered office lady robotgirl that fantasizes about coming home from a long shift of mining bitcoin and having her ram sticks pulled out so she can be nice and slow and fuzzy

Running debloating software on a robot girl who uses windows counts as mindbreak with a good ending

THE NAILS ARE BITING

Not being able to look at the monster has to be one of my top 10 horror tropes

Tom Clancy's Human Domestication Guide Just like that book he wrote about the submarines, Tom gets a knock on the door from the government for both completely guessing their contingency plan for an alien invasion and poking holes in it with horrifying accuracy

I am once again asking for bluesky to add bookmarks

I fear that the ancient protective wards (adderall) are failing and allowing the darkness (early onset dementia levels of brain fog) to once again threaten the kingdom (my likelihood of ever getting to the gym)

Feeling every scrap of motivation and drive slip through your fingers as you get through the workday is a uniquely nightmarish sensation. By the time I hit my lunch break all I can do is sadly reminisce about all the things I imagined was going to do with the afternoon instead of doomscrolling

once again thinking about trenchsplo/dieselpunk mechsplo

JESUS, MARY, AND JOSEPH! This gave me old Google back! It killed the AI results dead!

Me when I'm 6 amasec and a blinker from the Robute Guillipen deep and the Arbites asks for license and registration

US followers: if you enjoy a free and open internet and hate censorship, make sure to call your reps and let them know how much you oppose unconstitutional laws like these; maybe mention upcoming midterms to really get their attention, since so many elected officials seem to only care about that.

Fit check

every time u interact with a man its never less than like a 25% chance you really start wanting to radiotransmit "KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS" psionically into his brain stem

me when my wife Vailed so i have to aura farm all day like a bum feat. Caera Dodge's Lament. from a story that follows @magseidolia.bsky.social's bleak//tidings

Flat colored bust for Cannibal #diamondwolfart #furry #furryart #furryartist

All three Canadians out here with me, don't let them win a fucking inch of ground.

A lot of my friends have kinks that taken in totality make me think they would love being treated like a 1950s housewife if a lesbian was doing it

Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender~

Tragedy: Local butch forcibly feminized

flirting with a girl by saying the payment processors won't approve of what you're about to do to her

in due time someone is going to claim labubuslop hate is like ableist or some shit in some way get ready

This remains evergreen.

anyway, love trans men, support trans men, do NOT erease trans men, if you do, youre not a fucking ally

Who up stroking they sword while lamenting social realities

It was always there, but none may deny it now

How it feels to be autistic and employed, I will not elaborate

Someone help me I'm drowning in pilots

BARK!!! 2025

Outfit from day 1 of pride, I can feel my style becoming more coherent by the day and it's looking like "kojima-style sexually charged warmonger" is how things are going