Green Knight by me and Matt Sheean.

I just got a secondhand old model robot vacuum that smartly doesn't map my home for $20 and it's very cute because it keeps lying that its wheels are stuck when they are not and then I opened my newsfeed and would really prefer to simply live in a fucking cave

“discuss the idea of creating a serious character that would be sexy but respectful, that wouldn’t actually be a ‘booth babe’ floozy.” I need dudes in comics to just To just sit down Just Men Just

Never forget the all-time greatest placeholder asset, from Doom 64

Oohhhh that's hard. Probably Killer Queen for the rollicking bits. Like bird trills and hip shimmies. P.S. Everyone should go read The King of Rhye by Craig Mulhall (a Queen inspired and approved fantasy series)

Is it a TBR list or is it a dragon’s hoard? Carry on you sneaky dragons. I see you. 👀

And, no, it is not “fascism” to lose access to “zio” any more than it is to lose access to words derived from the derogatory name used to refer to, for example, Roma and Romani.

March 22, 1926: Virginia enacts a law requiring that white and black people be segregated in audiences at public events. The bill, which comes into effect after Gov. Harry Byrd takes no action for or against it, is the latest in a series of "racial purity acts" passed between 1924 and 1930. 1/3

the harris campaign doing extremely basic vetting has pushed him into really baffling places

I have to say, it's kind of gutting to just daily see people you thought you could trust be like, "well, you have to hand it to the fascists" or "well, maybe we can have a little fascism off to the side as a treat."

Thats some dark fantasy anime shit. Thats how long Sailor Moon seals away anime dark lords with the power of moon therapy gumdrop kisses or some crap. Thats probably how long ElfQuest continuity spans. Thats BANANAS

I have near zero love for my own country, going way back. But the Brits never fail to bemuse. It's like turning to the funny pages to cool off after the news, but all the gags are also just white supremacy and/or inbred dipshits running governments.

1000 years of this is crazy work

ICE agents will steal 100% of the cash and valuables you have with you at airports. I recommend STRONGLY that you travel with faux silver wedding bands vs your gold+ diamond rings, no cash, wear cheap watches, leave jewelry at home, etc. They are rapist Nazi thieves. Expect the worst.

7) THE VERY FACT THAT THIS IS BEING USED AS A THREAT TO GET DEMOCRATS IN LINE TO FUND ICE TELLS YOU HOW THIS IS GONNA GO. What is wrong with people who argue otherwise, that you're like "yes, exactly, they're just gonna be good worker bees." Were you born yesterday? Please explain your reasoning!

In support of this post, here are some extremely negative things that I expect to happen as a matter of course because of this.

Having the first training ICE gets be "you get to strip search people for any old reason" is a very bad thing.

Day one million in "911 what's your emergency? [...] what do you mean you're being murdered"

The only good nazi is a Maine Democrat

Indeed. RIP Sam Kieth 🙏

Suddenly dawning on me that he put ICE in airports right before several major Spring Break weekends Think about the sheer number of International students that are going to be traveling. This is so deliberate

Democrats: “only way to stop a bad nazi is with a GOOD NAZI”

TY to those reaching out! Beyond obvi LGBTQ friendly, common thread: Intimate violence hardcoded to vampirism (not implied or fluff, BLUNT), so is exploitation + abuse. No glorification or punches pulled. Which: Precludes certain power fantasies. Easier to grasp with (unfortunate) familiarity.

If you don’t like the person you’re dating -think about why -and also, set them free

"a game so good it will make your family love you" add that to the blurb @moreblueberries.bsky.social

$200 WHOLE FAMILY NEEDS MEDS BY TUESDAY URGENT! Artist. Writer. (Check out their work.) Disabled. Any combo ppl x $ = $200 keeps the family safe. Pls RS/QS. Pls do what you can. #HelpFolksLive2026

the plurality of comments saying “if he cared about your bad day, he’d send you some money” and this is not a joke that I’m making You are a grown woman He is not your father

I would argue that this was the endgame of SEO all along. Google has been telling every content creator on the internet to modify their work if they want to appear on Google, or else. Now they’re simply saying they’ll do it without consent anyway.

exactly. this racist, bigoted administration ONLY does racist and bigoted things.

Also: if you're Black or Brown and from the U.S., you're just going to another country where they hate you. Europeans, Canadians and Aussies are *fucking liars* about this, largely because they're white, but also because we expand their underclass. And there is no "back to Africa."

I'd love to design characters for *YOU* 🫵 too btw Also banners/promo material for *your* game! Rollerdrome didn't want me for that, but I am a mighty fine illustrator if I can say so! HMU 🙇‍♀️

Do not shed a single fucking tear for the TSA agents. They're George W. Bush's personal airport mall cops, they were the first step toward ICE, and it was intentional then. If they deserved sympathy, dignity, or rights, they wouldn't be working there.

See also: Opposing AI because it looks silly or fake. It only becomes less silly looking and more realistic with time. Centering your argument on this shaky ground means having to reposition later. Generative AI is bad for labor bargaining, the environment, and its training data is often stolen.

Blowing things up, kidnapping and killing foreign leaders, is good because it's Doing. Considering the consequences of Doing would be Thinking, which is weak and woke

YA novels you hear your little niece talking about

Wasn't there a diary discovered written by a penguin researcher who basically said he couldn't publish about gay penguins? ...rummaging... www.cbc.ca/documentarie...

Guillermo Del Toro’s BLADE II (movie fucking rules) was released on this day in 2002 #filmsky

Chiropractic practice is funny because it was invented by a guy who received a message from a ghost in a dream. That is not real science

Blemfie appears when you need cheering up, which they try to do by doing this dance.

The trailers for this game that play every five minutes on YouTube look and sound like dog shit, and I didn't even believe it was a real game until yesterday. So, yeah, of course, it's not a real game.

In many ways one of gen AI's most interesting and least-discussed features in game development is how it turns final assets into placeholder assets that were always going to be replaced at the exact moment that the studios get yelled at by the fans 😏

actually I am shading that entire category of practitioners

I don't normally subscribe to the "German has a word for it" thing because all languages can invent and borrow new words! That said, I can't stop thinking about "hobbyless" as an insult since I saw it a few days ago, so here you go It promotes a growth mindset!! www.tumblr.com/abbiistabbii...

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My uncle-est take is you should let marginalized people, folks with more skin in the game than you, have their crashouts in peace.

Why is this not front page news!!!! 😢

Are you ugly? Or are you addicted to comparing your appearance to people who are professionally fuckable?