Walking into 2026

rare post that gets better with every single word

MY WIFE: this isn’t going to work ME: *trying to karate chop down a pine tree* do not disgrace our dojo on Christmas

Gunner Stockton was robbed

I would like to bring over my theory for solving America’s deadly roads. I call it the “Gay Truck Rule” and it would save thousands of lives every year.

Peabus horts

Pretty fucked up that there’s no Thursday Night Football tonight.

get in, no time to explain

I can’t explain why but this hot dog is extremely sexual

And now Dickie Barrett is threatening to get the Mighty Might BossTones back together

would be SUPER embarrassing to forget to take off your penis cage and the mri machine fuckin rips your whole dick and balls off

Falcons wearing red helmets tonight against the Bucs in their creamsicle uniforms. It’s Thursday night in America.

Santa Tweet! Santa Tweet!

I absolutely thought this

44 year old grandfather Philip Rivers on the Colts is pure TNF gold

The Shorking will continue until morale improves

Amazing TNF play to end the game

Strong contender for the TNF play of the year

The Holiday special episode is out now on all the usual platforms! This might be my favorite episode that we’ve ever recorded. I really think you’re going to love this one. Give it a listen and leave us a 5 star review. And as always please use promo code Ry60

Me (history nerd): whoa the Bronze Age collapse is wild. I wonder what day to day life was like for the average person who lived through it Monkey Paw: *curls all its fingers *

I’m driving my kids to Cooperstown to see the Jeff Kent plaque with his stupid ass mustache. They hate me and want me dead

Celebrini good

Bears and Packers w playing the opposite of TNF

The People’s National Championship is set! Georgia Tech will face BYU on December 27 at 3:30 p.m. ET in the 2025 Pop-Tarts Bowl! 🎟️: PopTartsBowl.com/Tickets

The committee was right to leave these dork ass losers out

Can the falcons drag the seahawks in to a tnf game?

lol get fucked Notre Dame

Lots of people talking about who should make the cfp, but remember that Notre Dame and BYU should play each other in the Weird Religious School CFP

chaos reigns

Pros of Duke winning - no ACC team in the cfp - basketball school winning a conference championship in football is funny Cons - Duke winning at anything is bad

Duke playing for overtime? Skinner pathetic dot jpeg

UVA going to score a TD as time expires and lost on a missed PAT

i don't think that they should put indiana in the playoff

Ohio State missing FGs will never not be funny

I wish I would have met you But not it's a little late What you could have taught me I could have saved some face

I would absolutely dominate the "throw footballs into a giant Dr Pepper can that is 5 yards away competition".

Recording a holiday episode tomorrow and you won't believe the guests we have lined up!

aLOLOLOLabama

i wish neil armstrong had brutally flubbed the moon landing line. that's one small step for moon. one small step ON moon. for a man. one giant man.. 's leap. one GIANT LEAP for moonkind. moon man. one giant moon for manmind. you can hear buzz rollin around in the lander, just howling

Roll Dawgs

please retweet me

put Kennesaw State in the cfp, you cowards.

Just finished the Taco Bell Guys episode and imagining a guy placing an order for $26 nachos and getting stabbed by the poor soul who had to make that abomination

NEWS: The case against Ryan Kesler, charged with two misdemeanor counts of criminal sexual conduct, is headed to trial. His accuser is a now-17-year-old girl who was friends with his daughter. She took the stand Thursday. Initial story from Michigan — www.nytimes.com/athletic/686...

The thing about that OU transphobic grifter is that her dogshit essay would have gotten a failing grade at a Christian college. Signed, a guy who graduated cum laude from Westmont College