Regular season is over. The boy lead the team in doubles, stolen bases, and fewest strikeouts at the plate (1). Finished top 3 in hits, batting average, OBP, OPS, Slugging, runs scored, RBI, WHIP, ERA, Ks, walks allowed, fewest wild pitches. 👑.

LoLSU

5 years of coaching and I finally my first patent yell at me because their kid isn't playing shortstop. Idk man might be because our regular shortstop is the best player in the league

lol shorks

Pretty fucked up that there’s no Thursday Night Football tonight.

Max Scherzer? They still make that?

2036 early republican primary polling: Donald Trump powered by Meta AI (Appears in AR glasses overlay and promises to kill your coworkers): 44% Donald Trump hologram powered by ChatGPT (Lets you call him dad, says he's proud of you): 43% Sen. Donald Trump Jr (Running as right-leaning moderate): 13%

Mods are asleep. Post Cheam Creems.

youth pastor: you know who else was “chopped” and “cooked” youth group: pastor: youth group: pastor: youth group: pastor: youth group: pastor:

The end of the Oakland A’s has freed me to watch baseball as a true hater. It’s incredibly liberating.

A man who works for the people overseeing America’s nuclear stockpile has lost his security clearance after he uploaded 187,000 pornographic images to a Department of Energy (DOE) network. Included AI-generated robot porn. www.404media.co/man-stores-a...

Anybody who uses chat gpt to plan a road trip should be put on a watch list

McCorkle is going to McCorkle

We have to make sure that they will accept Thursday Night Football

Sharks are going to go 0-0-82, aren't they

lol Kirby Smart

*slow clap*

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

It's morbin' again in America

In my opinion it’s time to retire the Nobel prizes for fields where most of the important discoveries have already been made, like physics, and add prizes for newer fields where substantial innovations occur every year, like speedrunning

Losing to the Seattle Mariners in the playoffs is the saddest thing a team can do

I would pay money to watch Danny Devito kick Eli Manning's ass

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] BUCK: yes [World engulfed by flames] BUCK: oh god yes

Russell Wilson? They still make that?

jaxson dart should be allowed to play in jorts. forced, maybe

A missed PAT? We are so back

Little Cesar's sponsoring Thursday Night Football is a little too on the nose if you ask me

From one UNC defensive assistant: "What we've done to these kids is fucked up."

Get ready to learn Chinese buddy

Feel like shit just want them back

Arch Manning retire bitch

Today could be a great day of college football for The Haters

Hey so if you're wondering which state is the leader in school segregation in the United States right now I'm pretty sure it's not the one you think.

49ers are gonna be the worst team to ever start the season 7-1

Missed extra point? *Chefs kiss*

McCorkle Jones playing on Thursday Night just feels right

video games should be more expensive so that there are less gamers

the sadly non-Bluesky-having Rafia Zakaria in DAWN on the parallel developments of MAGA and "MIGA" under Trump and Modi. Very required reading.

hey @sanjosesharks.bsky.social did your roommate wake up today?

The Riyadh Comedy Festival (2025)

Pretended to be the NHL in joke response to @bezzerkker.bsky.social

Today the boy went 2 for 3 with 3 RBI, 3 stolen bases and 2 runs scored. He pitched two innings getting 5 Ks, no walks.

reporter: donald trump has announced that americans must evolve into a race of hardy metal men via mandated injections of liquid mercury. your response? klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business

Kyle Shanahan lives every night like it's Thursday night

fifty years after the second nuremberg trials there are gonna be kids going into their grandfathers basement and finding these in carefully hidden display cases

Stunner Gockton

The best part of One Last Battle is when they turn to cameras and say "we're going to become the One Last Battle"