I’ve never seen a picture of a chicken go harder than this

ANNOUNCING A NEW ANNOUNCEMENT! Tons of solo shows coming up this spring. April 1-4 and May 15-16 are with Soul Asylum. The whole tour will be just me playing songs and sharing stories (like the ones in my book Mostly The Van). Ticket links in bio

Sisyphus but every day he unsubscribes from marketing and promotion emails.

This rules. A band Im really sad never to have seen

Don Callis Family without Takeshita, Fletcher, and Andrade would drop down the card so fast its nuts. Leaves basically part-time Okada and Mark Davis, who's been fun to watch but probably never goes anywhere.

mute baseball.

There's an argument to be made that AEW wanted to do the Brody bit just for the people of St. Paul and don't want to risk being exploitative. But palling around with Ronda Rousey to hype her fight with another shithead and the Harry Potter vertical integration taints the benefit of the doubt rn. 🤷‍♂️

so cool we elected someone who let these fuckers off the hook

NOBODY USES TWITTER except frothing racists and brain dead pundits. Nobody used Twitter before Elon either! It's an imaginary playland for people who think they're smart but don't know shit about dick! It's the Metaverse!

If I was at a town hall and a candidate told me one of his plans for 2026 America was to make sure kids learn cursive, I'd slap him in the face right there.

30 years of Superdrag's Regretfully Yours. Top 5 album for me. All timer. No skips no misses. https://youtu.be/IAYsXTnX4ck?si=ebxKQCVa4mG4TfWf

Stand by this, but I'd be fine with a year long Fletcher/Takeshita tag team run.

Ok I think we've got all the Cursive jokes out of our system.

BREAKING: The PA Supreme Court holds that mandatory life without parole sentences for all "felony murder" convictions -- a sentence more than 1,000 people in PA are serving -- violates the state constitution's "cruel" punishment ban. This is GROUNDBREAKING: www.pacourts.us/assets/opini...

Glad there was backlash from my fellow fans. If I'm going to spend my time watching NXT and Evolve on Tubi, I fully expect AEW star Andrade El Idolo to have the same priorities with his free time.

Christian rules. BETH!

its a start. and starting it at 50M is still too high.

the guys 95. let him rest.

Check this shit out motherfucker [I say "here comes the final blow!" and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]

The Republican effort to repeal Utah’s ban on gerrymandering has FAILED to qualify for November’s ballot after opponents convinced enough voters to remove their signatures. Voters passed a gerrymandering ban in 2018, & a court replaced the GOP’s congressional gerrymander with a fairer map for 2026

Every Dem being pushed as a possible presidential candidate is a sauceless loser...

The universe is a glorious, stunningly beautiful place, and it’s offensive & gross when people produce or share fake space imagery. There’s a video floating around on here pretending to be the night sky viewed from Mars. It’s extremely fake, has been polluting the internet for years. Don’t share it

LOOOOOL

🎵 Hey you're welcome/ Hey don't mention it/ Use that freedom in whatever way you choose... 🎵 www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFy6...

seeing f1 cars clipping and/or lico in 130R is going to make peoples head explode.

WHY THE FUCK DO I STILL SEE HELMUT MARKO'S OPINIONS?

Boy I knew the fed was price gouging but god damn I didn’t expect people to be stealing from daycares to buy tickets.

I don't know how and I don't know the mechanisms for doing so but Meta has to be destroyed. Not regulated but destroyed. Same with X obviously.

Take your time, dude

It may be interesting to some to understand that Ferarri's "small turbo" advantage, and the "start issues caused by battery charge" are totally unrelated things.

The “it was important to me as a child” line regarding Harry Potter is so fucking dumb, mostly because of the transphobia, but also because Thomas the Tank Engine was important to me as a child but I’m not still watching it, am I. At a certain point you need to grow up and move on.

Great look at a band (and musical project) that had a loooot of terrible music, and some real killer songs.

then this was not a very good Design, and I am saying purely that nothing about what happened "promoted" Rousey vs Carano at all

Illustration of wrestler Toni Storm.

the only way his death will be a tragedy is if it is quick, peaceful, and painless

Any Dem, if you even think of saying something like this, first fire all your advisers and consultants, then quit.

With the HP trailer dropping tomorrow, here's the whole deal: If you watch the show, hell even just the trailer, I will think less of you. I will dislike you. I will think you don't care about trans people. That's it. It's been years. There's no wiggle room. No qualifiers. You care or you don't.

If you can fine a company $375 million and it's basically like taking the change out of their center console, that's not a fine, that's a price tag.

AI translation and Latin, a 🧵. I want to explain to English speakers a bit about how LLMs are fundamentally unsuited for Latin translation work. This also applies to Ancient Greek, and a lot of other languages, but Latin is what I know so we're going to talk about Latin translation.

Lol she's 90 fucking years old. Yes, I am ageist about electing a 90 year old to do a six-year job. I'm also ageist against letting a 9 year old do the job.

imagine someone saying they'd rather talk to JD vance than you. devastating

Wendover has a video about Flock surveillance and how ICE is using it. We knew it was bad shit, and here's more evidence. All of this should be banned. https://youtu.be/aRUhgrqnpGY?si=knopy_l1_Ne3fEzo

This is an insane way to manage race cars. Software sport. https://youtu.be/pWnTFd7wdHo?si=jzhY2kZDaKp4qHh6

The trend of YTers to have to be on camera is unwelcome and unwanted. Just be a disembodied voice. No one needs to see you.

Uncanny. The only way to tell them apart is that Patrick Bateman has killed fewer homeless people

same vibe

Legit LOL, but also, good

So basically what it accomplished was to remind everyone that Marina should get better friends

LOL if any Democrat agrees to this process: "...another idea is to send money to DHS to “monitor elections” and conduct election security, the source said."