ai food in these posters always looks like nightmare sequences in shows where someone will be eating what they think is delicious food but then they look down and turns out its maggots and other bugs

Remember when Fernando Alonso & Lewis Hamilton locked the last row of the grid at Spa in 2016 after receiving 60-place & 55-place grid penalties. So Alonso posted a picture of the grid upside down and said he and Lewis locked out the first row 😂😂

Scalping site owned by a scalper. Shocker. We could simply just outlaw selling tickets for more than face price plus fees the ticket seller zaps you w/.

Build the wall

Gosh, it's good when people online collectively come up with a name that is adequate, descriptive, catchy, and sticks when it is mentioned in the media. 'Pervert Glasses' is just perfect. Keep shaming people who get these stupid things with this. Shame them loudly so others are deterred.

Ban this shit

META knows that the pervert glasses are mostly being purchased by pervert men. So what does it do? Bring on a big name influential woman to try and resolve this, and make it more marketable to other demographics. “Chic” “Fashion accessory” Nope — just creepy pervert glasses.

Influencers are a cancer.

alright hear me out

Idiotic decision that must immediately be rescinded the moment another President gets in office.

i am here for the sasha zverev tears.

Upon hearing that Lindsay Graham died Democrats: We will remember him fondly even though we disagreed on the literally everything and he treated us like shit. Republicans: He was mostly useful and his death is very inconvenient. Nevertheless we shall fortify ourselves by feasting upon his corpse.

Interesting to see McConnell honoring the ancient pharaoh's tradition of taking your pet along with you to the afterlife

In heaven, Lindsey Graham is doing what he loved most in his earthly life: absolutely going to town on female pussy in a God-honoring heterosexual way

The G1 Climax is back. Josh and Goo reviewed last nights really excellent show: www.patreon.com/j0shc/posts/...

Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.

Deeply saddened to learn of the loss of my dear friend Satan, the Prince of Lies. Though we often disagreed about matters such as the appropriate role of torture in the afterlife, I will most remember how his quick wit and affable nature made our weekly golf outings a ritual. He will be missed.

It’s kind of amusing the amount of money they are spending trying to make us think surveillance specs are cool and meanwhile a bunch of celebs are just like “hey these things fucking suck.”

Ban private planes.

We said it last season...getting him a different race engineer was the most important thing they could do.

Someone said it looks like a suburban Thai restaurant lol

Helluva collapse (literally) for Bezzecchi. https://www.crash.net/motogp/news/1100726/1/marco-bezzecchi-out-germany-motogp-needs-surgery-after-big-crash

Imaging seeing this beautiful, peaceful, coastline...and then having a huge party boat come roaring by with Starship's "Nothings Gonna Stop Us" blasting.

This video of Stroll needing to go *full lock* to turn the Aston Martin is unbelievable. How can this car be that bad? https://youtu.be/P-emgWzTh_k?is=8yiDLNdQU0uv_duG

Build the wall

Build the wall

What does anything mean anymore

Wow I never noticed this before @kschwenky.bsky.social

followed an elf into the woods behind ace hardware and he kicked the shit out of me with his stupid shoes

wæter-sēaþ, m.n: a well, reservoir. (WAT-er-SAY-ath / ˈwæ-tɛr-ˌseːaθ) Image: Speculum humane salvationis; Austria, 1432; @bne.es ms. B.N.Vit 25-7, p. 37. #OldEnglish #WOTD

Abbey Road DLR station has confused so many Beatles fans that TfL installed a sign directing them to the real Abbey Road at St John's Wood, North West London. So I thought it would be fun to bring the Beatles to East London instead, staging a tiny reunion cutout from a poster.

Great article. Insane photo.

nobody on their deathbed says “i wish i worked more“. lots of people on their deathbeds say “i wish i started a cover band called Beautiful Oblivion: A Loving Tribute To Eve 6”

I really need the Dolan’s to be imprisoned

Influencers are a cancer.

Maybe it will happen today

They sink like them too

How strong is that fan?!?

Hey NYTimes, she isn't gonna fuck you.

Good block candidate here.

Dudes rock

Great system. No notes.

If cyberpunk has taught me anything, it is that busting surveillance cams is the moderate centrist compromise position

DAWG WE'RE DOING STATE-RUN GAS PRICES AT PRICE CONTROLLED RATES DESPITE INCREASING SHORTAGES TO PACIFY THE PEOPLE AND THEY'RE SCREAMING ABOUT HOW THEIR OPPONENTS WANT COMMUNISM I AM GOING TO LOSE MY ENTIRE GODDAMN MIND

If I lived in Clacton, I would crawl over broken glass to vote for Count Binface. I’m sure all the major parties will be rooting for Binface although they can’t admit it. Even if Farage wins, there’s nothing in it for him except humiliation.

Is Glen Sather selling wines now? I just got this text. Lol. (I used to have [email protected] so I get emails and texts to him sometimes).

he’s fine I just saw ol’ Mitch McConnell down at the cider mill

Yea, that about sums it up.