Maybe don’t go to Texas if you can avoid it.

This is a scandal for ICE, but also an indication of just how much they're scraping the bottom of the barrel. They've had multiple applicants with outstanding warrants for their own arrest walking in looking to play cop. That's apparently how dumb some of these goons are.

Much news about an unconfirmed allegation re Trump in the Epstein files. But this week we also revealed Lutnick had a years-long business relationship with Epstein that occurred long after he once claimed he cut off contact with the sex offender. It sure looks like he told a big lie about Epstein.

“‘The persecution is the point,’ said Rep. Abi Boatman, a Wichita Democrat and the only transgender member of the Legislature, who received the [Kansas Dept of Revenue] notice on Wednesday.” To underscore that: a Kansas state legislator is among those whose driver’s license will be voided. (🎁 link:)

NEW: Guards have taken away crayons, colored pencils & paper during recent room searches at Dilley, according to detainees and others. After one inspection, the children just “cried and cried and cried,” a mother said. The facility denies the claims. By @mckenziefunk.com @micarosenberg.bsky.social

the ultimate guys being dudes (not that other shit)

NEW: NBC News also now confirming my reporting that DOJ is withholding at least three FBI interviews with the woman who accused Trump of assaulting her when she was a child nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

NEW: WSJ now confirming my reporting that the DOJ is withholding at least three FBI interviews with a woman who told the FBI that Trump sexually assaulted her when she was a child www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...

she's right, and even more reason why any of those giggly ass male hockey players should've addressed it directly instead of having one of their moms go on a morning show to tell everyone that they're good boys

This is both an act of war *and* a war crime, as it is similar to cutting off water or destroying power plants. It's designed to kill civilians.

meanwhile donnie outright steals money from the treasury, kash is busy living like Marlins Man, and Noem bought herself a fuckpalace-in-the-sky but yeah sure

remember when david klion gave the marshal petain speech about how we should return to Twitter because the masses are still on Twitter

ngl shoulda brought a j with me to the office today fuck this shit

Federal agents in Oregon have detained and shot immigrants in hospital parking lots, accessed confidential medical records from behind nurses’ desks and interfered in patient care, according to reports and hundreds of testimonies from health care workers. oregoncapitalchronicle.com/2026/02/25/o...

Why are we only now learning that a United States citizen was shot and killed by a federal immigration agent last year in Texas? There is no possible justification for failing to publicly disclose this killing. Can Secretary Noem define “transparency?” Because this isn’t it.

Border Patrol released Nurul Amin Shah Alam, a 56 yo man, nearly blind with serious medical conditions, at "an old address & his family had since moved" in Buffalo, NY in the winter. "His family was not initially notified." He was found dead. @news4buffalo.bsky.social www.wivb.com/news/local-n...

Nobody trusts them including themselves so they're trying to figure out if left hand did a false flag without telling the right hand or if the Cubans are doing Red Dawn or what.

my boss gets back tomorrow and they are already being an insufferable small business tyrant shit stain

TIL that tomorrow is the Senators' Women in Sports night.

Letz go even bigger and better,,, ALL Female US Olympians and Paralympian medalists are invited out to celebrate in Viva Las Vegas for the SHE GOT GAME Weekend ,,, Hit a guy up and LETZ GOOO

Woke 1 is being mad at the hockey guys for going to the State of the Union. Woke 2 is realizing that having to listen to Trump talk for 3 hours will turn them into liberals.

Later this year, we’ll hit the 10th anniversary of Locker Room Talk, the absolute dumbest defense that has ever worked.

I’m not watching our shitgibbon dictator I’m at Disneyland and you’re not because god likes me more than y’all

“the president’s speech is going to be over two hours long!” they’re doing kalshi shit guys. they’re leaking a bunch of stuff about a super long speech and he’ll go about 2 minutes short of the supposed mark and everyone in the white house will make $200k on it

Post old memes to confuse young people

BREAKING Former ICE agent: On my first day training new cadets, I received secretive orders to teach them to violate the Constitution by entering homes without a judicial warrant.

Formal invitation to the hockey team sent,,, if any people with connections to the hockey team wanna have them email my team my bio. I’m for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times. I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

it is almost like taking kids and placing them in athletic focused bubbles their entire lives where the end goal is crushing your opponents and making it rich perhaps stunts their social and thinking abilities

Yesterday I wrote a short piece about the radical joy in Alysa Liu's gold-medal-winning skate and Bad Bunny's Super Bowl show and how art and joy is a threat to authoritarians. It's resonated with a lot of folks, maybe also with you. dansinker.com/posts/2026-0...

The source is lost to time, but this is one of the funniest photos ever taken

Breaking: The Olympic gold-winning U.S. women's hockey team DECLINES Trump's invitation to his State of the Union address after he was caught on video mocking them.

Now USA needs one more sudden death, and you know who I'm talkin' about.

werenski was the mvp this tournament for the Americans, but Buck stole this game

it at least it wasn’t the other set of brothers. Thank Christ for that

who else up spiraling suddenly in the middle of the night while listening to David Bowie

PBSKids depicting a frenulum piercing. Alysa's power

JD Vance personally invited Pope Leo to the U.S. 250th celebration on the 4th of July. Today the Vatican announced Leo will be spending the day with migrants instead.

Happy 40th Anniversary to one of my favorite game series of all time ⚔️ I've made a lot of Zelda art over the years, here's a few of my favorites

Happy 40th old friend.

the IOC not being a fuckup awful organization designed to grift goes against their entire history. no other group like em. fifa pales in comparison to their level of bullshittery

i say let them do it. if i were a senate democrat i would relish the opportunity to let the country know that republicans don't think you should vote if you are a married woman www.nytimes.com/2026/02/21/u...

skimo needs a crossover event with biathlon. give them more to carry

Who could have known that one quirked up white boy leaving their house would produce greater results than dozens of people microblogging from an undisclosed location? /joke

this place's obsession over Stancil is something I will never understand. He's just some guy! He says he's just some guy! He posts his opinions! We all do! Who fucking cares! If he bugs you just don't follow him! Pretty sure he doesn't care either!

Tony Gilroy, creator of Andor, wasn’t allowed to use the word “fascism” during press junkets in 2025. Interesting interview in The Hollywood Reporter. www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-featur...

Alex Padilla and two San Diego County supervisors were blocked from inspecting the Otay Mesa Detention Center on Friday despite having received clearance from ICE days prior. bit.ly/46naulc 📸 Adriana Heldiz