gwampa sweepy

when the tryptophan hits

☺️ I think all pies are good 🥧

eat whatever pie you want who gives a shit

This is their playbook: No warning, no transparency, no coordination. Their goal here isn’t safety, it’s to sow chaos, fear, and intimidation.

It’s a horrible time to be on the job market

not a movie but we are getting David Knauf to finish “Carnivale”

In a statement, Kelly said: "I have given too much to this country to be silenced by bullies who care more about their own power than protecting the Constitution."

reminds me that I should offer to say grace at thanksgiving and just start chanting wololo

clarence thomas has no jurisprudential argument, he just hates women and thinks the constitution doesn’t protect a varia suit

The good news: the president has pardoned the turkey. The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.

Literally zooming into a dark age somehow hastened by technology and innovation is weird to think about

I’m driving a 2012 ford escape, if I could I would be using my old iphone 4s. I’m still pissed they took away my home button not to mention the 3.5mm audio jack.

wicked part 2 returns to the issue I always had which was compartmentalizing the Wizard of Oz and Wicked as entirely different

my advice for all these unhappy chuds in positions of power throughout our government and media is: fuck off and die

I like this because it implies that either his conscience is gnawing at him, or he's losing engagement because there's less audience for his nonsense. Heck, maybe even both! Either way I'm satisfied

the women in my life are trying to turn me into an incel

my boss has been 1000x shittier since donnie got elected and I am certain it is because I got a raise back in 2023

boss last week: "hey I know we said out of office all next week, but can I have you in early Monday but we are out at noon?" me: "sure, a few extra hours, no prob" boss today: "hey why are you here early? btw I need you til 6 tonight"

happy monday losing my fucking mind

really is incredible how often "men are having a problem, let's fix it using someone else's entire life" comes up. does the institute for family studies understand that children are whole complete human beings whose existence cannot be used as a coping mechanism for their fathers' anxieties? (no)

somehow everyone has turned into homer simpson

Arsenal win. Rams win. Good day for me (and Stan Kroenke)

it’s funny the rams teams since they returned were pretty star loaded rosters but this iteration is mostly dumb luck from mid round draft picks

the rams? Rams.

Arsenal and Neko Case mornings

shucked was fun

I go out all day for a long walk, nice dinner and am at THE THEATRE and this blew up? Ok

Just remembering how one of the most important and widely read and dropped-with-maximally-damaging-timing "Biden is old and senile" pieces was reported by Nuzzi. It makes you think!

watching ken burns' BASEBALL and getting romantic about sports again (as much as I hate the current state of the industry)

<voice of 4th grade classroom pencil sharpener> "I have crossed oceans of time to felch you."

rfk jr’s giant ham of a face rising from between legs and sputtering out like an old broken Dustbuster: “seminal fluids”

Hell yeah

Mamdani’s next speech: So this big guy comes up to me with tears in his eyes

mtg looking at Trump and the maga movement the same way I look at my sports management masters degree

I got some whiskey I got some weed I’m in a good mood

WHAT A DAY

what a day

gonna need to keep an eye out for senior abuse from the White House staff after this

this is your brain when your entire politics is just a set of aesthetics