"The Sharks pot game starts now!" No, closed captioning mishap, I'm pretty sure with 6 shots through the first 40 minutes that is what I just watched.

Sharks with a wet fart of a game, and they're somehow still in it thanks to the combined efforts of Askarov and having the Flames as an opponent.

American federal worker here impacted by the shutdown. We are being held hostage so that people are kicked off health care. I resent being used in this manner and strongly urge everyone to support the shutdown.

I thought it was wild that half of all 44-22 games ever occurred today, so I went to look when the second game was, and it was less than a month ago. Noticing the first was 1967, I went to check @jonbois.bsky.social Scorigami videos from the start of this season, and 44-22 WAS marked "eternal".

@schumer.senate.gov retire bitch

The Sharks still aren't a good team, but at least they're fun to watch now.

Checking in on Vancouver hockey

We had an 80s party back in college, which was affectionally titled the "Fuck Ronald Reagan" Party.

If elected, I promise to aggressively pursue the War on Christmas until it cedes November back to Thanksgiving. All things Christmas will be BANNED until Black Friday, ESPECIALLY Mariah. You freaks don't get to ruin a second month.

The thing is that Republican policies are actually quite unpopular among most of the electorate, and Democrat strategists failure to actually recognize that and tell candidates to run right is why they keep losing.

NEW: Shelter in place issued in Louisville following reports of UPS plane crash

Cheney should have died in The Hague, not surrounded by his loved ones, Nancy.

Oh, Dick Cheney died? Well-- *sees Bluesky mod around corner* What's really important is championing the open protocol.

Kentucky moment.

I was fortunate enough to never encounter CSAM on Twitter prior to Musk, but after he took over it kept popping up in innocuous searches because a "twitter blue" account posted it with hashtags for trending topics.

Say what you want about the current state of the Sharks, but they're the only California franchise to never employ Corey Perry, and therefore superior to the other two.

Got a ping from help desk at a minute till that an end user was returning my call, so responded with "lmao" and clocked out.

I think would have rather seen the death of RSNs instead of them being bought by FanDuel.

You don't have to defend a Nazi tattoo because the only path to victory you can conceive of is convincing Republican voters to switch sides. They will NEVER do that, and you're just further disaffecting the non-voters that you actually SHOULD be pursuing.

"Japan elected their first woman prime minister and she used to be a heavy metal drummer!" Cool! I wonder what band she was in... *one wikipedia article later* We regret to inform you that the duck is racist.

has jared leto been in any movies that *didn't* suck?

have the browns ever considered actually investing in their o-line instead of changing QBs four times a season?

engelbert getting the bettman treatment.. lol

I . . . . I may have spoken too soon.

it is with a heavy heart that i must announce that the shorks are at it again

what the fuck was that finish

someday the sharks are gonna be able to run Mukhamadullin, Cagnoni, and Dickenson on the left side of their defense. today is not that day. but it could have been.

why the fuck is gaudette on the power play??

I would like to apologize to Kiefer Sherwood; I was not familiar with your game. Please come back to Nashville. :(

Saros definitely stole one in Nashville, and if he's returned to form they might not be *complete* ass this season. The roster is still... woof.

ah yeah... the exact three skaters I expected to be on the ice for a goal against were on the ice for a goal against

My chilis came in super late, I think I need a spot with a lot more sun next year, but they are very spicy and excellent in soups.

espn's "new and improved app" that cuts out just in time for me to miss that avs goal

the Kings' chrome domes look like shit

I guess a starter pack got posted for hockey season so hello new followers and I am sorry in advance.

my failure to take my meds has my headache asking a lot of questions already answered by my failure to take my meds

I fucking wish

think I got a decent fantasy boy aquarium team for this year

To whoever made this decision at the Meijer tonight... Hello. I'm single.

past me got jokes

olde english 800 cause that's my brand drink it in a bottle, 40, quart, or can

not me celebrating that field goal like it had won my team the superbowl I am a true sicko

🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL 0:00 OT This game has a 100.00% chance of ending in Scorigami.

THAT'S SCORIGAMI, BABY!

I have lived and worked in and around Chicago for 27 years and I have been assaulted less often than Sen Paul has been in his own back yard.

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.