Aerin Frankel!!! #pwhl

NFL trying for their second All Scorigami season.

For decades, birthday party clowns folded balloons and played games. John Wayne Gacy is taking a different approach.

I am a big Suarez fan but I am also stunned a little bit

What in the world?

Did Holly just call Tina Thompson "young lady"?

With the No. 8 overall pick, the Golden State Valkyries select Flau'jae Johnson from LSU

"There's a comfort level with Paige," okay Holly

"Does this laptop have a button I can press that temporarily disables the keyboard so I can wipe it clean?" Yes, I think all laptops have a power button.

And in the corner of the video feed you can watch gas prices rise in real time!

Once again, I am vindicated for calling Pete DeBoer a bad coach.

Democrats really need to be taking notes here, and come ready to prosecute this time instead of trying "reach across the aisle" or whatever. Their tepid response to Trump 1 and refusal to prosecute for anything (but especially Jan 6) embolded them and led to Trump 2.

PDB is back to coaching again? When will NHL teams stop hiring coaches who have never won anything despite being in the league for 20 years?

This rules.

I forgot Corey Perry still played hockey, and now I want nothing but the downfall of the Tampa Bay Lightning.

“Why aren’t college students protesting” stories are almost always wrong (they are protesting), omit crucial context (they were brutally punished for protesting before), and somehow suggest that 19 yr olds have more moral responsibility than elected officials three times their age

🙏

13 years 🎉

happy april 7th, 2026 to all who celebrate

rust in piss, fanduel sports network

People accusing Chuck Schumer of just sitting there writing strongly worded tweets are wrong. They are not even strongly worded

NASA doing interviews and pre-roll during the time Artemis is out of communication feels like a GDQ interstitial between runs.

quick everybody, while artemis is behind the moon, hide the earth those astronauts are gonna be so shocked when they come back around

Gonna have to agree to disagree on that one... getting two late first-round picks way in the future has zero benefit for the Sky.

watching the artemis II stream

What the fuck are the Sky doing? Season hasn't even started and they're trying to tank...

nothing says the duolingo AI push is going great like it telling me revolver (english, a gun) is has the same meaning as revolver (spanish, "to turn")

Sarah Fillier. The Garden erupts and we have a tie hockey game with under four minutes left in regulation.

It's so cool that I can't watch the Sharks because I live too close to Nashville for the NHL's tastes.

Why did they wait that long to blow the whistle if the play on the other end was enough to waive the goal?? What a weird sequence.

I would really like it if the volume on the PWHL feeds weren't so low. I have to crank it up and then the ads blow out my speakers.

Fuck Britta Curl all my homies hate Britta Curl

As always, fuck the Frost.

"I tend to get dogpiled every time I say this" is the funniest way to start a post because that is 100% a skill issue. You can stop saying stupid shit at any time, and then it will no longer happen.

The Marriott/Bonvoy commercial where Geno says “stay calm, stay composed” running for the rest of the weekend is delicious lmaooo

Running up the score last year and skipping the handshake line this year really making Geno seem like a total bitch.

Watching @victoire-lphf.bsky.social in Montreal in a bar with a neon “Lesbians” sign Priceless

I have highlighted the most important paragraph of the story about the newest executive order about college sports

Kinda weird that the Valks weren't exempted from the expansion draft, but... whatever.

Sarah Fillier completes the hat trick in OT, Sirens get the extra point

FILLIER FOR THE NATTY HAT AND OT WINNER

Bonus hockey time! And I thought it was over for the Sirens after that third goal.

Hell yeah Sarah Fillier! Tie game in New York!

And after that we'll be going in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

I dunno who coaches the Sirens power play, but it looks like ass. Two or three shots in like 2:30 of 5-on-3 time?? Stop passing it and just shoot.

pollen count got me looking like I took every edible in the dispensary

Why are we talking about Kristi Noem and not reposting this constantly?