Not that I understood the PWHL Expansion Process™ before, but I REALLY don't understand it now.

Both took him a long time, but Taylor Hall now has both a boating license and a Stanley Cup.

Imagine creating such a ripe environment of engagement and intellect that it ends up spawning the right conditions for a group of people to come out of places where they would have never gotten a look and they end up winning a cup ... and then selling it for parts because you're a dickbag

"Bussi is about to be a household name." I love hockey.

Drink it in

Eat shit, Vegas. Never show your face in the playoffs again.

Jimmy Carter gave up his peanut farm

So Kilmeade knows absolutely nothing about Ireland or Belfast. Got it.

how bout them pants

And Facebook does NOT count as “a website.”

Valkyries top Phoenix 87-81 Tense ending after a 19-point lead in the third, but still a win. Williams and Burton with 25 points each, Valks force 16 turnovers.

I wonder if this would hold if she'd played on a team with Harrison Browne...

The Torrent are gonna be so bad next year. :(

As long as Sophie Cunningham is on their roster I will continue to root against the Indiana Fever in every game they play.

Happy Ronald Reagan death day to all who celebrate 🥰

Hi 👋🏼 I’m right here. www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg51...

We don't know his actual birthday, but for whatever reason the vet has today in their system; so happy 21st birthday to my idiot son.

estoy confundida sobre este bloque

Valks beat Portland 95-77 behind Kayla Thornton's 19 points, 18 three-pointers for a franchise record

So if the broadcast is at 7c then puck drop is at like 7:50c right?

Yup, meanwhile I’ve been reaching out to local and national media daily about their refusal to include me in any of their reporting despite me being one of the four candidates Mainers can vote for in the democratic primary for U.S. Senate. 1/

Toxic positivity.

The Portland Fire might be legit... either that or the Indiana Fever are very much not. I'm fine with either.

Kinda weird that every single night session at RG this year has been a men's singles match.

I know Seattle is rebuilding, but I did not expect them to be this bad out of the gate; especially after stealing Flau'jae in the draft.

And with the elimination of the Habs, I can once more say... An American team has won the Grey Cup more recently than a Canadian team has won the Stanley Cup.

You can just block 😉

fuck yeah, you love to see it

If Stephen Miller didn't want to be called an ugly fuck, then maybe he should stop being one.

KHLL's foot was in the void!!!

I'm gonna be so mad if Djokovic gets a free walk to the finals cause he's facing a bunch of qualifiers due to all the injuries among seeded players. It would really be in line with the rest of 2026, though. He's a piece of shit.

I really hope Britta ends up on Hamilton so I can hate them even more. I really hope she doesn't end up on San Jose.

Holy shit.. Rybakina out in the second round really opens up the lower half of the draw.

When I read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy in high school it was constantly shown as a bad thing that the machines had personalities and needlessly cheery voices that feigned being helpful. And yet, here in the modern world...

Flood Advisories ongoing across a good chunk of the region; new ones also being added. Logan, Butler, Simpson & Warren Co all in on the action. Be aware of localized flooding and water-covered roadways. Current dramatization of NWS Louisville:

Carla Leite oh my god

They let Stewie get going and now there's no stopping her.

I think the Liberty are gonna regret parting ways with Brondello. The Fire look every bit an expansion team, and they're still up 2 at the half.

Enjoying a German pilsner from Hoppin' Frog brewery. Pursuing novel gustatory experiences in my confused and empty hedonistic quest to appear cultured instead of drinking the sui generis of a Miller Lite. I'm sorry, it will happen again.

Shouts out to my neighbour who apparently needed the entire bottle of lighter fluid to start their grill.

Azzi Fudd has been absolutely unreal this quarter.. outscoring the Liberty on her own.

"Bikes Will Not Replace Us"? Good lord...

Every time I think the Liberty are pulling away, Dallas comes roaring back. This is good basketball.

American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.

sorry, but if you use the phrase "novel gustatory experiences" you aren't allowed to write about cheap beer not even in praise of it in fact, just don't write at all

Didn't realize Hertl took up diving after the trade to Vegas

The message shouldn't be "taxes are bad," it should be that you should get something for them, it's your money, it shouldn't be going to some rich dipshit's Dr. Claw-ass ballroom or into the pockets of J6 child molesters