Good job Ottawa.

"Matthew Scace and Emma Graney report that the budget will break a law implemented by Premier Danielle Smith’s own government three years ago that aimed to prohibit deficits, except under exceptional circumstances." LOL LOL LOL Being a conservative politician has be the biggest scam that there is.

This rocks lol

Prst. Just had a flashback to my baba talking. Second-generation people and forgetting the language that their grandparents spoke after they passed away. Name a better/worse combo.

But, Marge! It works on any Ayatollah: Ayatollah Nakhbadeh, Ayatollah Zahedi...even as we speak, Ayatollah Razmada and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power.

TIL that tomorrow is the Senators' Women in Sports night.

Heads up folks: @thetnholler.bsky.social posted an AI-generated video this morning that was a deepfake of the captain of the U.S. women’s hockey team, and they seem to be promoting it as if it’s a real video. So watch out for that and don’t spread fakes.

Standard passive investing advice for Canadians is 40% US equities in an all-equities portfolio. Obviously, the normal right thing to do now is buy more US equities since you'd be underweight at this point. I'm at 36.2%. But I just can't do it.

Completely unnecessary AI slop found on LinkedIn.

www.reddit.com/r/hockey/com... These guys can't get out of their own damn way.

Smuggle in a beer and slowly roll it down the aisle. Honestly, watching one roll down from the top of the 500 level as the usher tried to figure out where it came from was a top highlight for me during the dark ages of Jays baseball.

Who invited Kash?!

Matthews can go fuck himself.

Why do I get the feeling that the Miracle on Ice isn’t going to be usurped anytime soon as the premier men’s US Hockey reference

www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/winter... Yeah, so much for that whole narrative that Hughes brothers aren't the same as everyone else. "The victorious men's team accepted the president's invite to Tuesday's State of the Union speech, as well as a private tour of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue."

Matthews can't be the captain of the Leafs if he goes to the White House. There's never going to be a North American equivalent of St. Pauli/AEK/Celtic but there's a line. And that's the fucking line.

Hate your enemies the way that Eze hates Tottenham.

I think the World Series broke something in me because I wasn’t nearly as stressed about that as I would normally be. Like it was 8/10 instead of an 11.

Have we all forgotten how much less stressful 2002 and 2014 were vs. 2010? We don’t need this stress.

That wasn’t too many men. That was all of the men. Wtf.

Hockey fans watching the gold medal game in Toronto loudly booing Gretzky whenever he appears on screen is very pleasing to me.

The American men are playing like the Canadian women.

Brad Marchand currently has a 0% approval rating among Canadian voters.

Marchand is useless

Unbelievably sloppy period. Was there a single decent SOG?

Canada/USA. North London Derby.

Chat shit. Get banged. Gold medal.

The game doesn't even start until 8:10.

How would Bennett know that that would be a penalty? It's never called in the NHL. I mean it's called on other teams but not his team.

I can't believe they paywalled Pitchfork in 2026. Way to strike while the iron is hot.

I want to like this but, also, I really doubt that most Americans know anything about these people or their countries. Give me the second and third question where they’re asked to identify a policy or even pick the country out on a map.

buffalonews.com/news/local/b... Yeah, keep blaming the exchange rate. We're spending more to travel to places that aren't the US.

Funny enough this also happened at the Ontario Science Olympics. I don’t remember where those kids were from but we beat their ass. We also beat UTS which was pretty awesome.

This resurgence of buttrock is deeply upsetting.

god fucking damnit

I am not having a good time at the moment.

In any other year, we would have looted and burned down an IKEA by now. But we can’t be distracted from the guy trying to steal a bridge.

truly the greatest thing currently running on the internet. it's good to be sincere, earnest, and lift up others imho

There are definitely things listed here that I wouldn’t eat at home or ever order at a normal restaurant. But I eaten olives and sardines at nice restaurants and have actually enjoyed them.

I’m not saying that it’s going to happen but it would be so glorious if it did. North London would forever be red.

The whole joke about Yellow Ledbetter is that there are no decipherable lyrics. Never mind the half of Sigur Ros' discography that's in Vonlenska. A vibe is a vibe no matter the genre.

I should have gone for a ride on the Crosstown instead of watching this.

I was going to make the same joke but this is way better. That Jamiroquai song was a banger.

JD Vance getting booed, as called around the world (auto transcribed & translated, mostly):

From going door to door in Midtown and Scarborough Junction to try and save the project to providing the slightest bit of technical support, 15 years later, once the discussion about handover began, I'm glad the ECLRT is finally opening.

Fresh toppings go on a dinner plate. Salsa, sour cream, etc. come straight from the tub. If you're making white people taco night complicated then you're doing it wrong.

Dear Sons And Daughters Of Hungry Ghosts Plea from a Cat Named Virtute Where Cedar Nouns And Adverbs Walk 22: The Death Of All The Romance Some early morning mid-2000s CanCon.

Hitting that Ozempic

60 million down the drain KAI HAVERTZ SCORES AGAIN