But we're gonna have a big beautiful famine and I think you'll be very happy. And we'll have plenty to eat. We'll have plenty to eat

Failed country.

SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom. PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom. DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers

Collecting TikTok avatars of ppl telling me New York will be under sharia law in six months

FRRRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERF UCKERS

hawkeye has died of a peanut allergy and will not be returning in Avengers 7: Dr Doom Does The Ultimate Sit Up

Indefensible to argue this belongs in schools.

If your checking account goes underwater by $400 you get hit with fees that make your life harder, but if you lose $12 billion in 3 months you are a Visionary Genius

reading theory

hate this guy so bad but also getting increasingly frustrated that there's nobody in the senate dems willing to even start suggesting they need new leadership

is that a lot

"I'm trying to figure out what part of Mamdani's beliefs are just performative bullshit and for some reason he ghosts me when I want to ask him" is, unbeknownst to shark tank guy, extremely complimentary to Mamdani.

this is an excellent video and a series i wanna bring attention to, a youtuber just started doing episode by episode breakdowns of Turn A Gundam and the first one is great just man what a rich and rewarding text to consider Turn A is:

Nuremburg trials is the moderate position

me: hows it going sheetz cashier guy: just sitting here thinkin about d&d me: cool scg: trying to make an artillery mage me: is that like a wizard with a gun scg: ha ha. no. you summon explosions me: that sounds useful scg: id love to be able to do that. just once me: ha ha scg: *far off look* yeah

Unions? Good Busting? Activity many enjoy to partake So imagine my surprise when I found out what Union Busting actually means

sorry guys i accidentally deleted the spreadsheet with the first drafts of homophobic potato chip brands and it turns out it was somehow load bearing to the entire driving system and the only guy who knows how to fix it got fired in the union busting so

For some reason the media is not mentioning that the reason GTA6 is being delayed is they fired 40 staff over threats of unionization and now the rest of their staff are revolting

The union is calling on people to boycott btw!!

[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives

Stunned onlookers were overheard asking “Did we die? Is this Hell?"

1. about fucking time 2. morbidly curious how the hell she'll set up her nearly-60-year-old daughter christine to replace her, as has obviously been the plan, but like most successor plans for dems, seems to have largely been "you get this when i'm dead" and no actual building up in advance

www.videogameschronicle.com/news/square-... I imagined trying to get through bug reports written by an LLM and immediately got an honest to god headache. What do you mean I can’t even go back to the person who wrote it and ask for more details because there isn’t one, but it can still make shit up?

We used to make things in this country. Like cereal designed to stop you whacking off or visiting prostitutes.

FYI this is what you do when your business is great and you are very liquid and creditworthy

I’ve literally seen this movie before.

We’re stoked to bring this project back and cant wait to share it with y’all 🍃 #ttrpg #ttrpgs #thequietyear #CapCut

when i am playing a video game i don't wanna play cards. if i'm doing something and cards are kind of around, that's fine, the cards are helping me play a video game. but if the cards are the video game that's just me playing cards and i don't wanna play cards when i'm playing a video game

This should be the end of Schumer's career

so many good pictures out there

This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.

this was for a colorado measure guaranteeing universal free lunch for kids. funny how a short two-column table can say so much in so little space.

2026 Primary Woke Wave

The blue no matter who people, who spent years telling the left to enjoy the camps for telling them that transphobia and genocide are wildly unpopular election-losing positions, ended up voting for a sexual predator *not* running as a democrat who was endorsed by Trump, Musk, and Miller. Who lost.

on cohost we called this "poster's delight"

Bluesky rn

Zohran has ended his victory speech by summoning and entrapping the spirit of Andrew Cuomo in a Greater Soul Gem. The translucent former governor's mouth hangs open in a pained howl as he writhes within the jewel, but makes no sound.

I wonder how the council of unelected law wizards is handling tonight. Well, Alito's sorted: he's about to fly several flags that they don't let you display in Germany

Normal people are just sick to fucking death of the cruelty and meanness

i'll tell you what, i'm enjoying this night of making my haters my waiters at the table of success

the first muslim woman being elected to statewide office (in any state!) the day dick cheney died is beautiful

Was thinking about this when I realized COD is under BDS embargo, Fortnite is about to do a Harry Potter, and Battlefield's ownership is about to be fraught when EA sells Can't even enjoy as stupid brainrot number-go-up GAAS title without supporting some sort of atrocity these days.

whatever you think of Spanberger, the fact that her opponent ran a campaign based almost entirely on transphobia and is on track to eat shit in the biggest blowout the state has seen since 2009 is unambiguously a huge win

ohhhh it's about to be a good night

He's a Republican.

The framing of this is hilarious: Democrats deeply worried about the repercussions of a victory www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/m...

dick cheney was gooning on a 6 monitor setup playing porn compilations on a loop. the wildest stuff youve never seen. stuff that SHOULD have been ai, filmed at deep state black sites using kidnapped weta workshop guys to make prosthetics. he died from dehydration and stage three cummy tummy