I think Democrats should come out and say Blanche's "settlement" and the Slush Fund generally is one act in a continuing January 6 conspiracy, extending statutes of limitation for another 3 years.

Watch Stephen Colbert's show and then never watch CBS again. Make em feel it.

The Internet is disappearing before our very eyes and it’s why we should all support that absolutely critical work of @archive.org

there is absolutely 100% a "Catholicism is the religion for smart people" thing on the far right. an evangelical is just going to be misogynist at you. a tradcath is going to do it in Latin while sneering at your lack of intellect

I did not expect fascism to involve this much Kid Rock

REP. MARK ALFORD: Comey is a very intelligent man. I would assume he knows what '86' means. When you 86 the order, you kill the order. When you 8647, that is tantamount to saying 'kill the president' KEILAR: When you 86 an order, you don't kill the food ALFORD: It's the same principle

Step one: DON'T FUCKING GIVE "AI" YOUR CREDIT CARDS JESUS FUCK WHAT ARE YOU THINKING www.wired.com/story/the-ra...

Does this mean that if I call Melania and expectant widow, or call Donald a slithering slug of human filth that my drivers license can be called into question?

every few months, americans are asked to resume their banquet and pretend a shooting didn't just happen

oh another staged "assassination attempt"? how passé

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

ever since my state government job got restructured out of existence I've been thinking about how I'd make a great addition to @cpsc.gov hire me to answer the phone calls you want to avoid and I'll stock the office with really good snacks

Tonight in the ai reading group i was reminded of something that happened in 2006 after I dropped out of college, when I was living in a run-down old house next to jb alberto's in rogers park with a bunch of dudes. it was, as you can imagine, not clean.

“Why aren’t college students protesting” stories are almost always wrong (they are protesting), omit crucial context (they were brutally punished for protesting before), and somehow suggest that 19 yr olds have more moral responsibility than elected officials three times their age

"Where are all the campus protestors?" ask the grinning ghouls who cheered on the brutal suppression of campus protests

The US can automatically register men to go to war but can’t register them to vote. They can afford billions on war but can’t give their citizens healthcare, housing, childcare or food assistance. War is profitable. People are cannon fodder. It’s exactly how the ruling class wants it.

new personal scandal just dropped and it’s just the fact that I Have A Birthday

Every photo of Altman looks like he just got caught jerking off in the ball pit at Chuck E Cheese

I know it's late, but I need you all to realize that as soon as we started paying attention to these races, Moms for Liberty & their ilk, started losing. They exploited a window of apathy & did a lot of damage, but they just cannot win when actually opposed. No unopposed elections anywhere.

I went to Costco this week for the first time in years and am ready to turn over management of the country to them

A temporary ceasefire doesn’t change the fact that Trump threatened to kill an entire population via social media.  Pure madness. Trump must be impeached or removed through the 25th amendment.

Feel like sharing this again for no particular reason.

Generative AI has led to entirely new paradigms and unprecedented accelerations in the fields of fucking yourself over in public in the most embarrassing and humiliating way possible

We have been fucking warning you! About the Nazi shit on the left! Platner and the shrugs at him and his blatant Jew hatred were frankly inevitable. Telling Jews our lived experience of antisemitism on the left isn’t real was absolutely going to lead to telling us a Nazi tattoo is no big deal.

As we mourn Rob Reiner, don’t skip this: he was, pretty much, personally responsible for overturning California’s Prop 8 banning same sex marriage. www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...

I'm not precisely sure how to politicize this, but someone please politicize this!

Wow, hard to imagine a world where rich people have access to the most expensive doctors and hospitals while the average person doesn't. Let's hope that Americans never have to worry about that happening.

Disney spent decades extending our copyright laws just so they could throw all that precious IP they've been hoarding into a plagiarism machine.

There are so many good ones and I might answer differently on a different day but today it is Inside Man. The character is interesting in a way that you want to know more about her and I feel like it is just a little different from anything else she has done.

#Eagles #Chargers #MNF #NFL #nfl #nflmemes #IASIP

So, BYU was penalized for getting blown out in its conference championship game (dropped one spot). Which allowed Miami to move up and get compared directly to Notre Dame. But Alabama was not penalized for getting blown out in its conference championship game.

Yeah, I am not mad about Miami. I am mad about Bama getting in after not just taking their third loss but an absolute beatdown. It is pathetic.

the Committee drops Notre Dame out of the Playoff after their 28-7 loss in yesterday's conference championship game, but Alabama stays in the same spot after sitting idle yesterday hold on wait

100% correct.

This reminds me of a favorite local crime story, in which a shop-vac was stolen from a work van. But the “work” was pest control, and the shop-vac was filled with hundreds of live and angry giant hornets.

I don't know who needs to here this: ACAB includes elf on a shelf

#ChristmasStory #nflmemes #nfl #NFL #Eagles #Cowboys #Giants #Commanders #KevinPatullo

they're literally just LARPing as the federal government i hate them all so much

🎶 Kevin Patullo, calls a simple run on third a long, close to midfield Isn't it weird? Send out the punt team, looks at his plays from 1994 Show him the door.🎶

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

narrator: 50 years ago... me: [nods] in 1945 narrator: in 1975... me: what

I predict this change gets rolled back by next Wednesday, but I hope not!

when it finally happens, where do you think you'd most like to be when the news breaks? personally I hope I'm slamming margs at a Chili's

What in the actual fuck?

I really hate it when scientists keep saying that “we need to rebuild trust in science,” because it implies that scientists are to blame for the mistrust rather than the millions of dollars of dark money that have funded political attacks on science in order to advance a far right agenda.

The last three songs played in the restaurant I'm in have been, in order, Digital Love by Daft Punk, I'll Be Home for Christmas, and Mambo #5. I am deeply confused.