Find someone who loves you as much as Tiger Woods loves crashing cars while hopped up on pain medication.

Let he who hasn't gotten blackout drunk and ended up at a restaurant somehow cast the first stone.

"and other places" doing some real heavy lifting here

Shaedon Sharpe.

I'm going to need someone with photoshop skills to add Carmy to the Sistine Chapel for me.

Sweetwanker

I had no idea that there was something in Maine's water supply that made all of their politicians credulous imbeciles, I thought it was just a problem Susan Collins had.

This is a beautiful tribute.

Can't fucking believe I will spend the rest of my life in a world where the Trumps are the Florida Kennedys.

Donovan Clingan playing less than 20 minutes in a game from here on out should be a fireable offense on the spot for Chauncey.

➡️ A non-entity as SecDef ➡️ A Russian asset as DNI ➡️ A pedo as AG I love everything about this. This next Trump administration will be even more shambolic than the last one Americans are gonna get the Government they voted for, and they're gonna get it good and hard