worth remembering how short and simple the 15th Amendment is, as well as how sweeping its grant of congressional authority is. the idea that this doesn't cover a ban on racial gerrymanders is transparent horseshit

The Democrats sense that they're gonna cruise to midterm victory by doing nothing and offering nothing and are using it as a freebie to punch left to make sure the voters don't get any ideas.

Okay this isn’t really happening anymore so I can tell you how l had “internal ICE sources”: the 3000 very stir-crazy ICE agents were all going wild on Minneapolis Tinder. Local girls would match with them and string them along for intel. They loved to brag about what they were doing all day

This. Below..... or Schumer reading off a script with his glasses halfway down his nose or Jeffries droning on w/his eyes rolled back in his head.

2.

BREAKING: Democrat Alison Page has defeated longtime Republican incumbent Dan Toland in the River Falls, Wisconsin mayoral race, flipping the seat from red to blue. Toland had held the office since 2012.

It's happened: Wisconsin Republicans' mighty suburban WOW wall is now breached. Chris Taylor, the liberal candidate for supreme court, actually carried Ozaukee County today. (Flashback to last decade: Romney won here by 30%.)

What a result: A Democratic-backed candidate has won the mayoral election in Waukesha, the biggest city in the notoriously conservative Waukesha County. Alicia Halvensleben will be the next mayor. She defeated a GOP state lawmaker.

Waukesha County 2012: Romney +35 2024: Trump +20 2025: Schimel +16 Tonight: Lazar +9 Lazar is from Waukesha County. Republicans continue to see their advantage in this historically GOP stronghold erode, though the county is shifted left less than the state tonight.

WI Supreme Court race

If Trump wants an AG who will successfully do his bidding, he should look into hiring Merrick Garland

HOWLING

The Pentagon is cooking up some creative strategies to open the Strait of Hormuz

NEW: When a Wisconsin mayor ended his city's contract with Flock (the AI surveillance company), he was stunned to see Flock refused to remove cameras. So he covered them with plastic bags. Now local activists are taking their fight to Madison & the Dane County sheriff, wanting more cameras gone.

"Fact: [Cops] never should have came to my house in the first place. Fact: If they hadn't have came to my house, they wouldn't have put themselves on the video camera and in my music career. All of this is their fault, and they have the audacity to sue me. These people, and you, are the predators"

Democrats: We want to fund housing, a living wage, education & healthcare for the American people. Republicans: Shut up losers, We don’t have the money. Also Republicans: 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

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Miss me with the geriatrics complaining about having to defend their seats when they’re clearly not meeting the moment. No patience for this shit. www.axios.com/2026/03/06/h...

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26 NO - 41% YES - 38% UNSURE - 21%

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

Rubio: “Let me tell you, Iran is run by lunatics, religious fanatic lunatics.”

Donald Trump appoints Kristi Noem as Supreme Leader, Grand Ayatollah of Iran.

Holy shit. These people shouldn’t be near sharp cutlery, let alone seats of power. Mullin: “This is war.” Raju: “You concede this is war?” Mullin: “We haven’t declared war.” Reporter: “You just said it’s a war.” Mullin: *stammer

our government combines the impulse control of pete hegseth, the intellectual rigor of rfk jr, and the attention span of donald trump with elon musk’s signature sense of humor

From The Archives:

Democrats Wear White Flag Pins To SOTU To Indicate Surrender

Klobuchar for governor!

The National Weather Service has issued a CRUZ Level 5 warning ‼️

A coworker took this from her apartment. I haven't seen a crowd this size before. Maybe the first Women's March? But it was much much warmer that day. ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA!

This was Trump’s second inauguration, AFTER two impeachments, 34 felony convictions, and a campaign in which he called for “retribution” and pledged to be a “dictator on day one.” Hope they enjoyed their little “first nail” ceremony. It was the first nail in the US’s coffin.

America, if liberals had held their Democratic politicians as accountable for decades of failure as Philadelphia sports fans hold their teams accountable for one bad season

ICE is as popular as leprosy but Schumer/Jeffries would like one more focus group poll to make sure.

Ah, the competency of health insurance companies. This is apparently my outstanding premium.

The dogs. The stairs. The stares

Strippers are now the No. 1 donor of toys to children's hospital in Portland. This year, they broke their own record raising over $183,000 for Doernbecher Children’s Hospital having a successful Tata for Toys once again.

the senate fast tracking a trump judge by unanimous consent — saying ok without even calling a vote — and then approving them with lots of dem “ayes” on the night of this resistance-fueled special election result feels like a perfect encapsulation of the democratic party right now

Klobucher, Schumer and Jeffries photo ops building trump's Inaugural stage. The "Resistance"

Dying in a plane crash from deregulation and lack of air traffic controllers, but looking stylish AF when I do

Snowy Conditions Proving Hazardous For Nations Idiots

Trump filling out his NYC DSA membership card to vote on primarying Jeffries right now

“And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, Come and see.”

Once more, for old times’ sake

A bit late on this one, but I always gotta make the cartoonist connection. In 1987, VERY popular single-panel newspaper comic "The Far Side" by Gary Larson published this comic.