reddit government

games have been huge success. thats why we're firing every one who makes games. also we are going to make it so players can no longer buy games

Landlord Forced To Raise Rent Due To Thinking Of Bigger Number https://theonion.com/landlord-forced-to-raise-rent-due-to-thinking-of-bigger-1850922943/

My toddler loudly announced “I have to pee!” and without conscious thought I replied “Go piss, girl!” and oh I just don’t even know anymore

Tens of thousands celebrated Budapest Pride, the first since Viktor Orbán’s ousting.

my hot take on zohran is i like the guy but there’s about 7 million times as much ink spilled about him than could ever be warranted by a mayor, because all of our media live within 2 square blocks of each other in nyc and have had their brains destroyed by Online

impossible to get sick of the "DOG-LOVING DUCK" article in life magazine (1949)

Science is not truth. Science is finding the truth. When science changes its opinion, it didn't lie to you. It learned more.

reminder that tomorrow is the day again

So many AI dorks calling themselves “prompt engineers” thinking they’re the best at asking a computer the right question for shitty art, yet would be befuddled by two brothers standing at a fork in the road claiming that one only lies while the other only tells the truth.

50 awful drawings of my wretched cat

fuck I've been converted to salt and vin chips

What you have done is uncrustable 😞

would you rather be able to travel anywhere in the world you want or be locked inside a dumpster in scottsdale, arizona that you are forbidden to leave

woke up this morning with the phrase, "Ork pronouns, 'e / 'em" stuck in my brain so there you all go

The Leech Knight

vibe cleanse: this bumper sticker

やっほー🚴‍♂️

voting for whichever politician runs on making bathtubs in this country the kind that adults can fit into like they have in japan

lmao poor yorick. they got his ass

蒐集の迷宮

Th' Dirt Gangg

Daily bunny no.3351 starts her day right

You know it's all scripted right? They don't even kick a ball it's not even there. It's cgi.

keep honking, i consider the noise from your car “content” and me driving into the highway median as “engagement metrics”

you know bluesky is a sports website because my feed is filled with complaints about the refs and complaints about complaints about the refs

Good morning~✨✍️✨

Sorry, “tattoo artist” is outdated and a bit offensive. I prefer the term “mark applier”

really fucking hate how "accessibility" has been hijacked to mean "let's treat everyone as if they're children at all times"

this, too, is onfim

A DEAL IS IMMINENT this weekend at Toyotathon

it's always so perplexing to remember that the british call these "hundreds and thousands"

Group chats? Disgusting. I believe a chat is between one man and one woman. The man, who does not know the woman, says "hello beautiful" The woman says nothing. The man's account is deleted a week later.

"Before you even get to Republicans being bad actors" — No. The *only reason* anyone gives a shit about California taking a week to tally votes is Republican bad faith. Stop pretending every fake GOP conspiracy has a kernel of truth to it. www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

the brainrot is getting to me, now when my inner monologue kicks in it has a habit of playing a jacob wysocki "I AM A REGULAR GUY" before every sentence

favorite youtuber bad news hit the gillientagon this week fuuuuck

Please Use AI

✶ PRIDE MONTH ✶

08 Jun 2026

I am begging people to realize that police do not use this technology is not a "jumping off point" or an "investigative lead"--the computer spits out a name and police arrest that person without follow up. How many people have to spend months in jail "by accident" before we consider the danger?

hearing the U.S. and Israel talk about a ceasefire with Iran is weirdly similar to listening to my friend with seven children explain the pull-out method

harvest season