The TRUTH behind Rick's speed (it's soup).

Richard fanart

taco bell so good when i dont have work tomorrow and can spend all day on the toilet if i want

square is giving away the $59 chip reader for free as long as you log in to your account to order it 👁️👄👁️

Retrofitting memes

The article is well worth a read; this information would never have come to light were it not for Steam's AI disclosure policy, and the game looks to be a rushed cash grab not involving Grasshopper studio. This is why CEOs dont like AI disclosures, they want to be able to discreetly serve slop

new neopets item just dropped

Kekkomon

It's bad enough that Boar's Head products are constantly contaminated. It's that they sell the same shit under like thirty different brand names so even if you stop buying their shit on principle they can still make money.

Snow yummy 雪、美味しいですっ☆

DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich ME: oh dang that sounds so good DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37

"When yall were kids" implies this ever stopped being the coolest thing in the world to me

Square Shadow #SonicTheHedgehog #Art #ShadowTheHedgehog

I don't know who needs to hear this, but it's too early Leave the turkey frozen for another 366 days

🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.

Free Wiglett ornament with $50+ purchase at Pokemon Center w/ code holidayus (excluding preorders and digital products) buff.ly/lCmBlEG

How to wash Chiitan🫧 ちぃたん☆のシャワーシーン大公開ですっ☆

Everybody stop 5min to take this survey and click this as most wanted sequel

Chainsaw Man is simultaneously worthy of serious discussion for its heartfelt look at society and cycles of abuse and dehumanization, and it's also like, a fantastic nonstop barrage of shitposts

I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”

art trade for @youzai.bsky.social thank you! #digimon

I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.

something malicious is brewing

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its been very revealing on all sides. I was shocked to find out Hbomberguy was actually American I thought the Doctor Who 2017 Christmas analysis was coming from a man who paid a TV licence. Apparently not. This has shocked me to my core.

Kirby Air Riders

Great engineering minds are hard at work

average neurodivergent friend group

Oh Eito has an idea! Let’s all castrate ourselves!

This doucher has started swatting at me and biting my feet when I go to open the door to my room and don't let him in. He's So Mad ohhhh he's so mad!

I held on to a laptop for 11 years and only just replaced it this year with a used one for under $400. There's been no appreciable gain in having faster phones, and Windows 11 isn't much more demanding than Windows 10. Prices go up, but there's no commensurate gain.

It has begun

Lugia chewing undersea cables #art #pokemon #cyberattack

Notice how hostile psyops and regime change attempts always boost right wingers? You never see attempts to weaken a country by installing left wing governments. It's almost as if right wing ideology corrupts and debases any nation it's allowed into

堂々とする犬🐶 Good morning! I overslept this morning, so it's a slightly late walk. Off to the park I go!