Went full sicko mode and started a new solo project - Chillscape: A Chill VGM Podcast! Each month I'll drop a new episode with tons of chill video game music based on a theme chosen by our Patrons 🤜 Check out the trailer for more info ⤵️ chillscape.xyz/episodes/0-t...

"Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy" sure hits different knowing he's probably trading cigarettes for a cup of toilet wine in prison

Guardian's Crusade rips so fucking hard

Got Subanese crystalline shards pokin' out my lungs, fuck boy I'm in Göbekli Tepe shirtless in a loin cloth Blowing bareback asshole, out-smokin' aqueduct filtered sherm Told shorty to keep that box breathin' yeah

Godsmack writing literally any of their songs: "Divorced alcoholic dads are gonna LOVE this."

The unrelenting urge to start a death metal podcast is very strong today 💀

The worms that have burrowed their way deep into my brain are telling me that Windex tastes just as delicious as it looks. Do I trust them? ✅ Yes ❌ No

Please stop with the stuff

I swear I'm the pickiest motherfucker on the planet when it comes to textures in food. I hate squishy noodles. I hate when there's too much minced garlic I hate when grilled chicken is rubbery Shit makes my stomach turn over and implode on itself

I feel so betrayed.

I'll take 5 packs

New million dollar TV show idea: Cryptid Kids - it's like Muppet Babies, but Cryptids

Join The Underscore and share some chill tunes in a chill forum

The Northern Lights were wild last night 😵

I need to book a few new guests for the Pixels and Polygons podcast. Any recommendations?

My dawgs, this is just regular Vanilla Coke. They are lying to us

Ayyyyy, here's 10 Games to Get to Know Me (if you dare) scabshack.lol/posts/10-gam...

Crazy Brit is back, babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

It's me

BEST BEACH BEST BEACH BEST BEACH

Today I learned that Eight Man, a Japanese super hero from 1963, recharges his super powers by smoking "power cigarettes", which is probably the most 1960's thing I've ever heard

NEWS FLASH

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Mad Dilly knocked me into a parallel dimension 💀 #BurningFight #NeoGeo

Imagine hating on me but I look Japanese Saturn Gex

MyNintendo Rewards in America really be like "do you want a bag or some paper?" 😂

Really wanna learn HTML and start building websites from scratch. But that'll leave me with less time to play video games. But that's also stopped me from learning any other life skills. So video games or websites? I'm stuck in a very vicious cycle.

Mother F U C K E R

I wrote an excerpt about this game that you really don't need to play 🙌

📣 NERD ALERT 📣 #PokemonSun

My little forum just hit 200 members in just two weeks being open to the public! I promise I won't turn this community into a cult. I promise I will not bring every member to live on a compound on Aruba to worship the Great Coral God Wariruri. I promise.

Kicking ass in Ys Origin 🪓 laying the goddamn PAIN on those demons #YsOrigin

Peak internet 🗡️

10:30am is prime Big Bite™️ time. They're still nice and fresh.

New post - a roundup of games that I played, want to play, and more scabshack.lol/posts/octobe...

Mind blown if true

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PEMDAS = Please Excuse My Dumb Ass Shitposts

Might finally get to play through a gen 6 Pokémon game after all! Kalos here I come! #pokemon

Going on strike until they bring back the cartoony cereal commercials

Bring back endless shrimp for $5.99 you fucking cowards

Play this shit as they lower my casket or I'm coming back to haunt your ass

Firing-up Ys Origin again (on Switch this time, instead of PC) and it's still a goddamn blast 🤙

Just me and @jinxist.superghost.site this week with far too many damn roguelikes 😵‍💫

ZE WORLDO

Some days I want to be a productive member of society and do some good. Unfortunately today is the type of day where I wear pajamas all day and eat a whole box of breaded butterfly shrimp and watch The Shield

Start Tearing Down Drywall Because You’re Still Not Sure if That “Trapped Inside the Walls” Business Was Literal