Costume idea thread 1) sexy H1-B vids holder afraid to leave the country bc they worry they won’t be allowed back in

just saw a Subaru Outback hatchback driven by a guy with a ponytail that was covered in Trump and MAGA stickers. this is what seeing the Loch Ness monster must feel like

He certainly raises a lot of red flags

surely anyone who makes a joke or is even mildly insensitive about the ICE shootings will have severe backlash from conservative circles, and will definitely be fired from their jobs

I see a lot of intellectual types who I normally agree with dunking on these incongruent responses but this is a super relevant datapoint about how messaging matters. Conservatives are way better than dems on messaging and especially better than many progressives, which is why they win

this exists it is called thinking

Sorry for party rocking your honor

Jimmy Kimmel canceled bc he fucked Ben Affleck

Welcome to the Briar Street Theatre, have a Fruit Roll-up. Aren't you gonna eat it? Oh for Christ's sake!

I do think it’s peculiar that an msnbc guy got fired for just stating facts but the Fox News guy can say “let’s murder homeless people” without consequences. I wonder why that is

[folds menu gently and hands to server] please may I have the applebee

nvm the replies to that were gonna be so annoying

hate speech creates hate I know this is a difficult concept but we’ll get through it together

annoyed I had to learn what a groyper is

All I saw was cheesecake boat and ocean for at least 5 minutes

A retraction means nothing. We live in the stupidest times ever and once it’s out there, it is truth to a meaningful batch of people forever. Trump himself could say it’s not true and there’d be QAnon people saying he HAD to do that bc of a deep state negotiation 4D chess tactic

[logging in] “I’m sure everyone on Bluesky is being normal”

If I don’t sleep with underage girls myself they’ll know I’m a snitch

[RFK voice] there is a 100% correlation between consuming oxygen and sudden death. Every recorded case of death in world history involved a person consuming oxygen just moments before they passed

President Trump's press conference is delayed because he is having mitochondrial issues and one of his hands just fell off.

me: I like my Ring doorbell camera. it’s convenient and helps me feel safer when I’m away from home my bluesky replies: you corporate shill!! you republican bitch! absolute elitist trash. way to support the surveillance state!! does it make you feel big to spy on underwaged delivery workers?

Everyone so excited for the Trump announcement thinking he’s sick and it’s gonna be something like “we’ve just shipped Obama to Zaire”

hey guys bluesky has very seriously become unusable for me bc the group-think simp replies are insane and even worse than twitter. I’m going to try to fix it by blocking very liberally but this might be it for me here

I can’t reply to this and listen I hate big tech but both Uber and Netflix (and more importantly the models they ushered in) have changed most of our lives for the better

a lovely 103 degree afternoon

the folks dunking on mark cuban for using saying “affordable healthcare” instead of “free healthcare” is why we lose elections btw practically achievable progress is always dismissed in favor of perfection that’s unrealistic in the short term From here to Medicare For All won’t happen in one step

made a thing

I know everything costs a lot more now but at least it's also worse quality

I’m mildly pleased by the way you work it. Some diggity.

every time I see the Scotland flag online it makes me think I have new email

Subway guy’s only request is you stop calling him Subway Guy

AI won’t be useful to me until it can do things like tell me which Jeopardy champions have an OnlyFans

Co-worker: this idea is amazing. I put a mark on it so we can circle back. Me: mark it again Co-worker: what? Me: mark it a second time Co-worker: you’re right. The idea is remarkable.

just reading up on this Trump guy? is anyone else concerned that he’s President?

just discovered that Mark Zuckerberg’s house(s) are literally blurred out on Google maps streetview lmao like we get it everyone’s information should be publicly available EXCEPT YOURS

my AI girlfriend has been cheating on me with the Microsoft Office paperclip wtf

not sure there’s anything more depressing than reading about a child getting killed by airdropped humanitarian aid. there’s almost nothing the world can do right

normal day in San Francisco

This headline is so British it’s not even English www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...

relaxing ocean sounds ain't nothin to fuck with

I used Spotify to play white noise last week when I was sleeping in a hotel and now the AI DJ keeps mixing in tracks of like ocean waves and birds chirping into a Wutang themed playlist

my two moods are “anxious” and “drunk”

very seriously, I’ve recently become cemented in the belief that wealth wouldn’t make me happy. that said, I’m not opposed to trying in case I’m wrong

I feel like it’d be easier to be successful if I had any talents or skills

This would have gone so hard as an AIM away message in 1999

People think a post is “successful” if it gets a lot of likes but personally I think a post is successful if it reaches just one person and absolutely ruins their day

Today our 3yo threw his hands up and let out a dramatic groan of frustration before declaring “It’s taking too long to be Halloween and also for me to grow up!”

not to flex but my insurance company had what I can only imagine is a real person take the time to write me an email on my birthday

[clears throat loudly for 40 seconds] Swindler on the Roof

Honestly if trump makes Sidney Sweeney Secretary of State it will be pretty funny