At what point will “journalists” who take Donald Trump at his word about Iran start feeling complicit in helping him manipulate the markets?

Is it a “madman theory” if the guy behind it all is actually a madman?

So if Trump says the Iran War is over 12 different times does that count as Trump ending 12 wars?

Irony just choked to death on a clam strip.

Who did those farmers vote for?

Calls in the UK press for a gender check

Gonna spend the next two years spamming every elected Dem about the concept of "damnatio memoriae." Chisel his name off every inscription. Build over the various Trump Towers like they're Nero's Golden House. Remove him from physical memory, not to forget but as a sign of disrespect to the man.

I can't wait for the discovery phase!

The results do speak for themselves. That’s the problem Kash.

Wife: we need to talk Me: RATE LIMIT EXCEEDED

Yes, the fact that I'm attending the White House Correspondents Dinner might SEEM like a supine gesture of complete deference to the insane dullard who demands total obedience from the press, BUT that's until you see the secret message I have on my pocket square

⚠️ Palantir released what it describes as a vision for “The Technological Republic” in which it argues AGAINST democratic and cultural pluralism and FOR militaristic supremacy enforced by a technocratic elite who produce AI weaponry. These points stand out:

Yikes! Always something… We better wake up to what’s happening online. The right isn’t just posting anymore; they’re scaling influence with AI. 📌 AI-generated pro-Trump “influencers” are surging on social media and are starting to shape what people see and believe.

We’re worse off than we were under Obama’s deal. Period. Trump blew up the 2015 agreement in 2018, and everything went backward. Under that deal, Iran’s enrichment was capped at 3.67%. Since it was canceled the deal, estimates are that Iran got it up to 60%. Just a step away from weapons-grade.

BREAKING: Strait of Hormuz now observing New York Stock Exchange hours. Lunch break sponsored by Goldman Sachs.

Reporter presses Trump about Iran firing on boats in Straight of Hormuz and he ejects her www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkuNYBFm/

"When you're a star, they just let you do it," as a military strategy.

The only way to ever restore the United States’ standing in the world is for the next administration immediately incarcerate and prosecute every higher-up Trump administration official.

Seems like the Strait of Hormuz is only open when the stock market is.

Hoping like hell that all this madness results in more people recognizing our stock market and our economy are, and have always been, giant ponzi schemes and that the one we're currently "enjoying" is just the Hawk Tuah rugpull scheme dressed up in legitimacy costuming.

Weird that he didn't follow up on his threat to sue them. So weird.

This is not “yet another,” this is the one and only (look at the date).

Pete Hegseth Nailed It. No Really. talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/pete-...

Stephen Miller almost says that Trump is seeking a "final solution" in Iran but then catches himself

It’s like you all workshopped the most feckless response and then decided to tone it down further

Oh look! The Enemies Of The People are having a little gala! With pocket squares! Those will make great blindfolds at the firing squad events

New euphemism for "pure, unadulterated horseshit" just dropped

They told the Pope he doesn’t understand the Bible and then they quoted Pulp Fiction.

How many of these dudes were some of the 62M clicks on the “how to drug and rape women” tutorial

Brolonialism was right there.

Do you know what would send a real message? Empty tables.

We all celebrate the hero who went to a Nazi rally in 1936 with a napkin in his pocket that said “I’m not totally on board with some of this.”

US and Iran are said (passive voice) to near (aren't at) a framework (not a deal) for future negotiations (to talk later) In other words, they can't even agree on what to hold a meeting about. Peace reigns! All rejoice!

John Barron?

Trump’s like a pusher constantly giving the markets snorts of cocaine. Wait till the high wears off and they’ll be selling everything just to buy some more.

think this is the EO where they make peptides derived from baby monkeys available over the counter at 7-11.

Trump thinks he’s a “great negotiator” because he was a billionaire who could stiff mom and pop vendors. Trump’s never dealt with anyone like Iran before.

BREAKING: Ships attacked near the Strait of Hormuz after Iran’s military denies it ever reopened. First post-ceasefire strikes — vessels turning back mid-transit after reports of gunfire and projectiles. What was “open” hours ago is now a live conflict zone again. Global oil flows just got hit

This is crazy. Just open-air larceny.

Time for more "Joe Rogan is abandoning Trump" takes.

Update: Iran's military said on Saturday the Strait of Hormuz has "returned to its previous state." The announcement came after President Trump had said the blockade on Iranian ports would remain in place.

These guys are the reason I need antidepressants

Sadly, people equate wealth with intelligence and believe his BS.

Sooooo… More ships in the Strait of Hormuz have been turning around. And a couple have reported being fired upon. It’s almost like Donald Trump lied bigly yesterday about the strait being open.

Yeah, usually transformative technologies just take off because... everybody likes them and wants to use them? It is seriously weird how hard AI is being sold to everyone

I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

The Speaker of Iran’s Parliament fact checks Donald Trump: “The Strait of Hormuz will not remain open.”

It will never stop pissing me off how much trump is going to walk away from this presidency as a “real” billionaire in a way he never was before, and it is going to be solely because of the public office