Time for Mamdani and Obama to go to a baseball game with the Pope. Let’s just blow this whole thing wide open.

Eat it Dallas ! The least knowledgeable and truly worst fans in hockey.

Today, President Barack Obama and I read to a group of toddlers at Learning Through Play Pre-K Center in the South Bronx.  In between singing wheels on the bus, we discussed our administration’s vision for this City — one where New York’s Cutest have the strongest start possible.

Wisconsin, I’m begging you. This isn’t normal Wisconsin DNR is investigating a shooting during the state’s youth turkey season after a reported shot from a 3-year-old injured two people. gearjunkie.com/hunting/3-ye...

Dallas stars fans are the best example of why public education is important. Truly the dumbest fucking people around

Happy Confederate Surrender Day from Minnesota where we still have your goddamn flag and we’re not giving it up. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28th_Vi...

Remember the full-scale freakout in the press when they found out that a Parkinson's doctor made a visit to the Biden White House? Can we have that same level of panic about the president's minions having to fake a sizzle reel of war footage to keep the demented, decomposing husk of Trump engaged?

Minnesota Moves on from Motzko gopherpucklive.com/news/minneso...

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Very on-brand for Gingrich to seek out a new, younger canal the moment the current canal starts having health problems

Oh my god no! The Iranians were developing Trump's healthcare plan.

Staff at the nation’s largest Immigration and Customs Enforcement detention facility have placed bets on which detainee will be the next to die by suicide, according to new reporting from the Associated Press based on 911 calls and detainee accounts.

If you're wondering about US Capitol Police's opinion on Senator Tim Sheehy after he attacked a protesting veteran that they were in the process of also attacking... they gave him a patch. This is what the Capitol Police think of protesters. Remember j6th with that in mind.

"We called London a war zone and moved to Dubai by mistake"

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

Stephen Miller in 2024:

I live in Minnesota and I want the federal government to stop trying to kill us. And hurt us. I want them to stop attacking us. It sucks. We’re just trying to live our lives and take care of each other and we don’t deserve all this. I kid around sometimes here but I’m not kidding now.

Kash Patel in 2023: “I’m just saying Chris Wray doesn’t need a government funded G5 jet to go to vacations. Maybe we ground that plane. $15,000 every time it takes off. Just a thought.”

Howard Lutnik, the mastermind behind Trump’s tariff plan, bought the tariff refund rights through his bank at $0.25 on the dollar last year. Actively betting on his own policy to not work. Lutnik and his bank now stand to make billions.

Folks, please retweet this. Trump, Noem, and the rest are lying everywhere about what ICE is doing in MN. We have to do everything we can to make sure the country has a clear picture of what is going on.

My god, Montreal Canadians fans are such little bitches. Not only is everything the fault of the refs- but they’re so mad their special little boy isn’t on Olympic team our GM picked that they’re hoping MN fans get taken by ice. Stay classy Canada

“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.

Let me translate for the out-of-towners: People made lanterns out of ice (frozen water), put candles in them, and arranged them into giant letters spelling "ICE OUT" on a frozen lake that is not too far from MSP airport.

minnesotans watching greg bovino leave town

The people of Minnesota have executed one of the most impressive civil resistance campaigns I can remember: - Organized a city wide general strike - Maintained nonviolent discipline amidst violence - Mobilized 10,000s in subzero temps to protest and watch ICE - Flipped public opinion against ICE

Remember the other day when I was saluting my friend Greg Ketter, owner of Minneapolis’ DreamHaven Books? This is him the following day. Greg will never say this, so I will — now is a great time to buy books from DreamHaven. Support Americans who stand up vs. 🧊. dreamhavenbooks.com

TikTok is under right wing billionaire control now. Plan your exit strategy.

Lot of conservative dudes out there telling on themselves by being astounded by a level of ”logistics” that the average mom has to manage every fucking day

“Get it all on record now — get the films — get the witnesses — because somewhere down the road of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened.” Dwight D. Eisenhower, after visiting liberated concentration camps in April 1945

This was Alex Pretti at work at the VA honoring a veteran who had passed. This is who they're trying to falsely smear as a terrorist and assassin.

A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.

Protester in Minneapolis just before disappearing in gas: "Fuck you! Stop. Damn! I'm 70 years old and I'm fuckin' angry!"

Quick idea. For the righties defending the shooting, go into their profile, hit the search button, type in “second amendment” and then post some screenshots

Stand With The Sinister Minnesotans Against ICE https://store.theonion.com/products/sinister-minnesotans-t-shirt?variant=44569654984773

On a downtown street in Minneapolis, as people stream out from the massive march, Mary Tyler Moore says “fuck ice.”

I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.

Finally, Trump's diet! Oh my god. The piece closes with RNC Chair Joe Gruters saying he was "shocked" to witness Trump eat "french fries, a McDonald’s Quarter Pounder hamburger, a Big Mac and a Filet-O-Fish" in one sitting (5/6)

“the USPS must turn a profit” makes me want to set things on fire they put a clause in the fucking constitution about postal service, that’s how important it is nothing in there about “only if you can make money on it”

Hey so this seems like something more people should be talking about 🤔 🗳️ www.npr.org/2025/10/23/n...

From the moment I learned about this planned study yesterday, it bothered my spirit so much I had to lay out just how wrong and criminal it is in writing. We know better and should do better in upholding ethics of research.💔 bktitanji.substack.com/p/how-unethi...

The Vanity Fair photographer from the Susie Wiles story. Holy. Shit. www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...

Unbelievable. This would be a terrible blow to American science, writ large. It would decimate not only climate research, but also the kind of weather, wildfire, and disaster research that has underpinned half a century of progress in prediction, early warning, and increased resilience.

Donald Trump maliciously mocks the brutal murder of Michele & Rob Reiner, and Republicans don’t bat an eye. But as soon as you quote Charlie Kirk’s views, all hell breaks loose.

Suck it Ottawa. What a shitty, cheap team.

Faber + Hughes pairing INJECT IT INTO MY VEINS

One of the bleakest things about living in the UK right now is that the country is full of people who, if their community is given something nice, will just destroy it for no reason. I really don’t know how you fix that.

all i'm saying is that there were better options

No one from Sweden, Norway, or Denmark would want to come to this shithole country

love to get lectured on the virtues of spartanism from the guy with the gold toilets

One of the most disturbing things about the U.S. government getting themselves into the anti-vaccine game is that it is a time-release poison pill. It will take a few years before the worst of the harm is visible to enough people that they will truly understand what has been done to them.