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This is going to be so fun!

What the Hell?!

Have a break. Have 12 Tonnes of KitKat. Remember, kids, Nestle is literally the company who literally told African mothers that their breast milk wasn't good enough in order to sell more formula. Don't be a snitch, now.

the Artemis II crew just posted a new photo. what the fuck

Jason Isbell Explains How Music Is Like The News But For Sounds. Subscribe to The Onion at https://membership.theonion.com/?campaign=701a500001bfegPAAQ.

St. Patrick was gay, T. The snakes are a eucharism, or a euphemism, or whatever.

Happy Birthday @elliewing.bsky.social !!! I hope you have the best day!

The trailer for EVERYONE IS LYING TO YOU FOR MONEY. In select theaters starting April 17th 🍿🤑🤣

Made it to Friday but at what cost

the Cramblin-Duvet campaign slogan:

By jacking off two invisible dildos? I mean it’s worked thus far.

Bad Bunny at 31 vs Charlie Kirk at 31

Anyone?

Seeing a bunch of normal ass midwestern moms and dads marching in -20 degrees knowing they might be tear gassed or worse really drives home what a cowardly lot of people the pundit class is

It’s -9 degrees. Downtown Minneapolis is packed for the anti-ICE rally and the crowd keeps growing

Do any KC peeps want to venture out in the snow tomorrow to see Neko Case at the Uptown? I won tickets and don’t want to make the drive. Free to anyone that wants them.

1000 assaults on ICE officers, 8000 verbal assaults,

if I were to die please mix my ashes with concrete then turn me into a brick and throw me at ICE

Seeing women complain that this is the world they have to raise their children in meanwhile knowing their husbands voted for Trump….babygirl the bigotry is coming from inside the house.

I once had hope in the Miami Dolphins the way Mike McDaniel once had hope for the Miami Dolphins.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Dangerous Nights Crew, today is the day we LIVE for

I’m not one to believe that shit magically changes at the start of a new year, but if 2026 could be just slightly less shitty and traumatic than 2025 that would be appreciated.

after you die Guy Fieri weighs your heart against a rack of ribs to see if you will be admitted into Flavortown

The body was found dead in an apartment the FBI is claiming belonged to the *real* Santa Claus. More after these messages.

Merry Christmas! Let’s go kill Skeletrex

Cricket is ready to open ALL of the presents

It’s really hard to say goodbye to your brother/best friend/role model.💔

2026 is gonna be my year

🦃TURKEY TIP🦃‼️ Have a large frozen turkey? Get it in the fridge to thaw tonight. But don't even THINK about thrusting into that turkussy neck hole until at least Tuesday because the ice in there will fuck you up worse than the ice you lifted off that unconscious hooker in Muncie. Eat arbys.

This is so embarrassing and bad

It’s cool bro, I don’t need to work. You just keep snoring away.

Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer. He is a computer safety researcher. And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine. In under 1600 words. aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...

God’s Storehouse thrift store in Topeka has a section for the clergy…

Promise?

It’s been a great birthday in Arkansas 🎂🥳

Yes, I would like to live here. Anyone is welcome, as long as you’re actually dead and will just be haunting me as a ghost.

He hates this weather😂

Some of the most remarkable hurricane imagery of all time is currently being recorded. The eye of Melissa is an almost perfect circle. At over 15 miles wide, pilots have reported seeing birds trapped in the center unable to escape. The footage from the flight inside the eye looks like CGI.

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