Welcome back cold side of the pillow we've been expecting you.

Every time I come across this photo it completely stops me in my tracks. Crude oil supertanker Esso Hibernia under construction at Swan Hunter shipyard, Wallsend, during 1970. The scale and spectacle of this thing is incomprehensible. (📸 Harriet Berney)

Just passed this tree on my way home. I am sure that fairies must live in the base of this tree at the bottom of Glastonbury Tor 🧚‍♀️

. He wasn't shot. He didn't win. He is on the list. And he destroyed a 250-year-old country in nine months. 💠 🖕 💠

My Spanish penpal sings in a Kajagoogoo tribute band. He's excellent, in fact (wait for it) once you've seen Juan, you've seen Limahl.

trump is slamming liberals for seemingly paying for a statue of him holding hands with Jeffrey Epstein 🤣 Love this for him!

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Speaking as a doctor, I can assure the American public that it’s safe to take Tylenol while reading the Epstein files.

What I'm wearing to the Rupture

Ed Davey, "I'm afraid Nigel Farage should be apologising for helping cause this problem in the first place" "Before Brexit we didn't have a small boats problem because we had 27 return agreements with EU countries and we could return people" -Maybe we should call them Farage's Brexit Boats

Its negroni week! Our negronis are made made using our Woden gin and vermouth and bitters from The Aperitivo Co in Bristol. There is a bit of a discount for this week only microdistillery.co.uk/store/negron... microdistillery.co.uk/store/negron...

Stiff nipples on the motorbike this morning lads. 6°c it said on the dash. Follow me for more nipple weather updates, or don't, I don't care.

The COVID enquiry and last night’s ITV documentary shone light on a dark time - when billions of pounds of public money were shovelled into the pockets of private investors rather than public institutions - wasting existing expertise, wasting money, wasting lives in the process.

#freesruff or dead badger...

These feel very 'nonce-tech'

THAT'S WHAT WE NEED TO CALL IT!! Why are you wearing nonce-tech? Did you see the latest nonce-tech development? Look who's just been done for bringing nonce-tech into the office? Kill it before it takes off.

TERRORISM EXPERT HERE: He cannot designate an idea as a terrorist group. There is no org called ANTIFA. There is no leadership or funding path or no membership. Also there is no terrorism law in America. Ask Luigi. He wants to call anyone a terrorist. That’s Fascism. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

Trump is a corrupt inept fraud. The only reason he is in office is because of election interference by foreign states on behalf of Trump, gerrymandering by Republicans, and Republicans' willingness to prop up a lawless, corrupt, racist fraud over and over again while enabling his abuses of power.

Arrested on charges of "Malicious communications", for projecting a picture of 2 fully clothed men onto a building? Seriously, are we still pretending we're free to peacefully protest, cos it increasingly doesn't look like that.

We cannot shrug anything off anymore, or let these idiotic proclamations go unchallenged.

Umm that’s how you understand the market value of a thing why would you want to stop this unless you wanted to conceal ….oh

Last night of the proms seems absent of flag shaggers and this is prime flag shagging night. Why is no one in the RAH painting the floor into an England flag? Ohhhh I get it now...fucking gammons.

I don't know if they've picked another ambassador yet but if it's an unemployed slippery nonce enthusiast they're after

EBITDA sounds like a young lad telling his mum his brother bit his dad...thanks for coming to my finance Ted talk.

Who takes a shit while their other half is in the bath? Go before or hold it. If my other half was having a lovely soak (bubbles, candles, a book, maybe a lovely tipple) then there's no way I'd spoil that by barging in and dropping a grogan 4 feet away.

Who is still up? Is there a late night blue-sky?

Today I'll be mostly grubbing mattocking roots out to form a flat base for a new shed...

The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.

Are you deporting the immigrants who will save your life? Or are you deporting Nigel Farage? RT if it's Farage

Well it's been a Friday alright. This amazingly brave women has had major surgery today to remove stuff thats made the last 25 years of her life painful to the point of tears and balling up on the sofa. Turns out it was a lot worse than expected so a night in the right place with wonderful NHS.🧡💯

@salix.bsky.social for the attention of Theo! 😂

Honestly, 16 year olds today are like a separate species to me. I have nothing of value to teach you. I know nothing of your world. I wish you well but would remind you that if you're cheeky I'll hit you with a force you won't believe another human can generate. Other than that, have fun.

Elschnig's intracapsular ophthalmic forceps. You could have somebody's eye out with those.

What Billy Bear Ham sees when his hairdresser holds up the mirror to show him the back

#MusicHistory On this day, 1959, Miles Davis released his masterpiece, Kind of Blue, one of the greatest Jazz records in history. Davis led a sextet featuring saxophonists John Coltrane & Julian "Cannonball" Adderley, pianists Bill Evans & Wynton Kelly, bassist Paul Chambers, & drummer Jimmy Cobb.

My wife shared this with me and I’m tellin you… it’s worth the read.

And driving on the wrong side of our roads like so many other notorious American diplomats. 🤬

Fresh from the garden this afternoon. About 2 normal size strawbs worth, but very flavoursome. Cream from co-op.

Sorry, WHERE?

I spoke to the abyss, and the abyss doesn't want to hear that shit either.

also: we have merch lol merl-shop.co.uk/shop/livesto...

Parkour.

Just got to milk the cat to make yoghurt and we're the good life. You should see the Philburts.

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