h4ckys4ck
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Artist, dog-lover and maybe more
Starting a girl punk band called The Frigarettes. Deal with it!
10 days ago
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and for the 2nd time this evening Iāve been humbled by my own grace. Quite possibly the first to ever do it
19 days ago
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Now that cigarettes are back in fashion I donāt think gen Z kids are fully prepared for the amount of pussy thatās going to be dripping off them
23 days ago
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When you see it yul shit bricks
23 days ago
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Mad to think Dara Ć Briain and Brian Cox were probably there filming at the time of the launch but we wonāt get to hear about it till the BBC tell us theyāre going to be showing it to us
23 days ago
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Accidentally unplugging your fridge is not the flex you think it is
23 days ago
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If you have grandkids Iām sorry but you can no longer call your arsehole a āboy pussyā what you have sir is a āgrussyā
23 days ago
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Imagine if Sean Maguire dropped a 3rd album right now. Whatās this about Sean? Where has this come from? WHAT IS THIS ABOUT?
24 days ago
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notmacksy
25 days ago
youāve heard of friends with benefits now get ready for
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An old rude drag queen called Withering Barb
26 days ago
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He/Hath
28 days ago
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Iām a barbershop quadruplet. Itās quite different
29 days ago
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Oh you donāt like Jesus but you Will still eat his eggs. Okay?
30 days ago
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The waistband is tearing away on my favourite boxers. I give them less than a year
about 1 month ago
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In Africa arenāt I
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about 1 month ago
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Wearing glasses today like some sort of speccy cunt
about 1 month ago
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Weād all like to say that the whole Covid media circus created a monster in Chris Whitty but no, apparently heās āalwaysā looked like that
about 1 month ago
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KT Tunstall records the sound of herself taking a shit and leaves it playing through a looping pedal before she goes on holiday to deter burglars
about 1 month ago
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Iām offering an Easter egg rolling service. Iāll come to your house, pick them up, take them to the park then bring them back all rolled. The video package is not inexpensive
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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I want a movie thatās just one big montage. It starts mid montage and finishes before the end of the montage. No explanations. Just a guy soldering fish for 2hr40. I hope he got what he needed
about 1 month ago
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Turned down a part in the Tetris movie because I never got any lines. I said I never got any lines!
about 1 month ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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How the fuck are the 3 bears managing to serve up porridge at 3 different temperatures? Are they running 3 fucking hobs on this?
about 2 months ago
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Mad that Irish people celebrate St Patrickās Day even though he was well known to be a wife-beating drunk.
about 2 months ago
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Named my dog Coconut because sheās hairy on the outside and liquid in the middle
about 2 months ago
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Thinking about all the different kinds of mumās today. Fat ones, skinny ones, short ones, long ones
about 2 months ago
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The Yips is my favourite non dangerous ailment. Just sounds so funny. You could give yourself the yips even just thinking about it. Dartitis is serious though. Wouldnāt wish that on anyone
about 2 months ago
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The names Bond, James Bond What are you, some sort of binding agent?
about 2 months ago
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If the wargs didnāt enjoy it why would they keep biting the dwarves even after the orcs have fallen off?
about 2 months ago
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Went to Club Tropicana last year and theyāve changed it now so itās just āKids eat for free!ā and you have to pay for drinks. Avoid!
about 2 months ago
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Was there anything The Early Learning Center wouldnāt try to recreate using just wood and magnets?
about 2 months ago
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Heās done it again
about 2 months ago
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Lovely touch on the ball
about 2 months ago
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š¶ 11 hours to go oh whoa oh whoa, Oh yes weāre nearing the end ofā¦
about 2 months ago
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The main reason women hate you pissing in the kitchen sink is jealousy, pure and simple
about 2 months ago
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3 dogs have died on the blind ski jump. One of them is British
about 2 months ago
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Rik Mayall is probably up there now looking down on Dannii Minogue
about 2 months ago
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2018 experimenting with my kids cosplay wig
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 months ago
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Whut now motherfuckers whut?
about 2 months ago
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24 You take the trail marked on your fatherās map. The firefly dance intensifies. They appear to be coming from an old treehouse. As you twitch in the barley, lungs filling with insects you canāt help but notice how pretty the moon seems tonight
about 2 months ago
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ITV should make Catchphrase with proper actors. None of this computer shit. Toby Jones would be wonderful as Mr Chips
about 2 months ago
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Remember when the names of vibrators actually meant something? Proper names like Squirmy Rooter or Tub Slupper. You knew what they were for! Now they are all called some gay ass shit like Violet Desire or Sonorous Siren š¤·āāļø
about 2 months ago
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Not really getting a hit off these freedom fries anymore. Have they changed the recipe?
about 2 months ago
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When Iām with a girl I donāt know wether to be funny or just good looking
about 2 months ago
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Did you hear about the 2 Mexican firefighters? Jose and Manuel Ladder Safety Override?
about 2 months ago
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Iām not feeling funny this morning so instead I will just be posting slice of life content today
about 2 months ago
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British men today will never be as strong as the previous generations. My grandad lied about his age because he was desperate to fight for his country and join the war effort. Their sending him to Qatar tomorrow
about 2 months ago
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Guys Iām just nipping out for a bit to put a crepe bow round the white neck of a public dove. No idea how long Iāll be it sounds tricky as fuck
about 2 months ago
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