h4ckys4ck
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Artist, dog-lover and maybe more
Not really getting a hit off these freedom fries anymore. Have they changed the recipe?
about 1 hour ago
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When Iām with a girl I donāt know wether to be funny or just good looking
about 1 hour ago
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Did you hear about the 2 Mexican firefighters? Jose and Manuel Ladder Safety Override?
about 2 hours ago
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Iām not feeling funny this morning so instead I will just be posting slice of life content today
about 2 hours ago
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British men today will never be as strong as the previous generations. My grandad lied about his age because he was desperate to fight for his country and join the war effort. Their sending him to Qatar tomorrow
about 3 hours ago
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Guys Iām just nipping out for a bit to put a crepe bow round the white neck of a public dove. No idea how long Iāll be it sounds tricky as fuck
about 18 hours ago
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about 18 hours ago
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Going to work today dressed as the fox who passed 3 sleeping hobbits in The Shire and thought āwtaf?ā
1 day ago
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Actually on a bit of Christmas pudding right now thatās been haunting my kitchen for 3 months
1 day ago
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The cast for the British SNL is a veritable whoās who of who the fucks that?
1 day ago
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Fat ones, short ones, skinny ones and tall ones. Can you think of any other ones?
1 day ago
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I donāt know who needs to hear this right now but Dad, your a fat wanker
1 day ago
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Maybe we got the wrong Davidson. Was Jim at the baftas?
2 days ago
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Imagine if Les Dawson had hosted The Wheel and he slid off the side everytime it spun
2 days ago
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Everytime I go into the butcher to buy those meat wrapped around meat things they have always been reserved by a lady simply known as Beef Olive
2 days ago
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Everyone remembers Steve Cramās Start cereal but who remembers Julian Pettifers Hoop Dreams?
4 days ago
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h4ckys4ck
Spag š
4 days ago
While everyone was busy talking about world war three, it occurred to me; should I be focussing on world war me?
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Fan theory. ALL the episodes of Blossom were āvery specialā
6 days ago
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he canāt be here this evening. The winner isā¦
#TheBritAwards
6 days ago
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Neil Beforeyourmaka more like
7 days ago
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Nearly choked to death there on a heaped tablespoon of peanut butter. The 2nd tablespoon was a similar affair
8 days ago
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If I had Touretteās Iād 100% be saying all the big ones
10 days ago
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Lovely presentation, itās like a wet fart
loading . . .
11 days ago
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Not sure if this is what people are doing?
11 days ago
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I play a game when Iām out walking. I choose a tree and subtract its age from my age. If this takes me to below 0 then I will die. I never get to find out the results.
11 days ago
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Never stop licking, never stop licking out Linda, licking lovely Linda š¶
12 days ago
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For me growing up there was only two routes out of our town. You either went to the Juilliard School of Performing Arts or the Darts Academy.
12 days ago
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Steven Spielberg looks like all the Golden Girls at the same time.
#bafta
12 days ago
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Fucks sake the solar lights in the backies are back on. Been like 9 months
12 days ago
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Saw a guy walk out his house this morning wearing the full curling get-up. T-shirt, trousers, black shoes, the lot. Probably cost a fortune. I give it a week
12 days ago
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If there wasnāt horse in your glue you would also be first to complain
13 days ago
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What I think is, is that a lot of people donāt know how to what is the area of the surface of a sphere and itās showing
14 days ago
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A lot of nutters out tonight. Just be careful. They like me but I canāt guarantee they will feel the same about you
14 days ago
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Whatās the deal here? Am I supporting ICE by hating Bono? Bono why are you making me choose?!
16 days ago
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Shaite
18 days ago
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I imagine the Commodore 64 game for Small Prophets would involve a Pipemania style dynamic with elements of Tapper where you fill jars. Then tandem bike riding section (top down) where inexplicably you have to avoid prams even though there were no prams in the series
19 days ago
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Oh that doesnāt look safe at all
19 days ago
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If hotels really wanted you to not smoke in their rooms they would stop leaving a complimentary shower cap in the bathroom
20 days ago
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Kate Bush has an ankle tattoo that says āDads ān Ladsā
20 days ago
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Actually the figure skating is quite gay when you think about it
20 days ago
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Will YOU be my valentine?
20 days ago
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h4ckys4ck
Roses are red Babies are fat
about 1 year ago
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Opening a barbershop called āDodged a Mulletā
20 days ago
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Iāve left it too late to have a tactical wank. It would only work against me now
21 days ago
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About to have a post-haircut shower as is every manās right
21 days ago
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Less Dawson more like
23 days ago
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It doesnāt matter how many diets I try I always end up back at my original weight, 8lb 3oz
23 days ago
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Germoline is short for Gerroffmymoline
23 days ago
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Saying āwell yesā with the same enthusiasm Americans reserve for saying āHELL YEAH!ā
23 days ago
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Will I understand Small Prophets if I havenāt already seen Whimsy Mcwhimsy in the Tra Lah Lah Lah Gardens?
25 days ago
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