notmacksy
@notmacksy.bsky.social
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been hangin down at dino’s
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wonder how many crisps david ginola has eaten in his life so far
11 months ago
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you’ve heard of friends with benefits now get ready for
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who up replacing they churchill with an otter
about 2 months ago
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‘my daughter got him for christmas and now sa… tan resides within our home and we need to shift the curse.’
about 2 months ago
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this is fun
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 months ago
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dandelion facts
about 2 months ago
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2 months ago
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tell you what it’s been 10 years since ive been able to have a bath uninterrupted, but now i can. so i says to myself i says lucy, you’ve a nice big bath there let’s av it.
2 months ago
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hash brown butty for tea no offence
2 months ago
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well well well
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2 months ago
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someone went to hug me yesterday but there are only 4 people on this planet who are allowed to do that
2 months ago
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giving saturday tea time telly a go. so far it’s just back to back peter crouch adverts?
2 months ago
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here for the takes on current affairs
2 months ago
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11 months ago
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fuckin wednesday innit. the uk’s official tea-at-your-dads day.
11 months ago
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someone is queuing the wrong way in starbucks
11 months ago
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boy are you a rant in my notes app because im not that girl anymore and i don’t want to look at you
11 months ago
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the absolute chokehold this had on mums
11 months ago
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my discover tl is full of homoerotic comic strips and not really sure why but i respect the trade and wish them well
11 months ago
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deleted my hinge again
11 months ago
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me (chewing my lunch instead of dislocating my jaw and swallowing it whole): yum yum! a snake:
11 months ago
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wonder how many crisps david ginola has eaten in his life so far
11 months ago
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‘we meant questions about the job’
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12 months ago
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before a few white lies on my date come back to bite me - what’s the quickest way to become ceo of metro goldwyn mayer?
12 months ago
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when you turn 50 you receive an aerial photo of your house taken from a helicopter in the eighties and you have to display it in a brown frame
12 months ago
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jokes on you lane assist i actually love suddenly swerving dangerously close to parked cars at full speed
12 months ago
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just wanna be loved like our local farmer loves setting fire to a big ol’ pile of deleterious materials
12 months ago
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bet if shakespeare was still alive he’d be saying things like ‘egg mayo? egg no you may not’. also he’d be really old and likely in a LOT of pain.
12 months ago
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a peloton class where it’s just a load of us getting outta bed
12 months ago
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what this place needs is a whippet in a nappy
12 months ago
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reposted by
notmacksy
Ted
12 months ago
Looks like Warren G is on the streets, trying to consume
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friday me in the school mum group chat: fucking hell i do not give a fuck please have mercy oh maaan shut the fuck uuuup sunday me in the smgc: heyyyy what years my kid in xoxo
12 months ago
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@rondellehobbs.bsky.social
is my pope
12 months ago
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🎶 livin in the vatican 🎶
12 months ago
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you’re telling me a fly tipped all this?
about 1 year ago
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you’re telling me a stone washed these jeans?
about 1 year ago
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why did i do this
about 1 year ago
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i’ll just stop you there, i’m having a *very* good friday
about 1 year ago
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who up maundying they thursday
about 1 year ago
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val kilmer no way aaah that sucks actually
about 1 year ago
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asking jeeves if he’s single x
about 1 year ago
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i love a decent dusk me
about 1 year ago
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texting war plans
about 1 year ago
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reposted by
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bort
about 1 year ago
mrs. gennaro I am sorry to have to tell you this but your husband was killed in a work accident. they made dinosaurs real for fun and he got eaten by one while sitting on the toilet. he wasn’t using it he died abandoning children
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grandmas lent me a nightie that makes me look like i’m about to meet up with several other women wearing the same one to bestow ungodly atrocities unto people who have wronged us
about 1 year ago
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i can’t read any more emails. i’m full.
about 1 year ago
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nobody: 13yo me naming all my boyfriends that ‘went to a different school’:
about 1 year ago
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wow everything’s computer
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about 1 year ago
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wow everything’s computer
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about 1 year ago
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old people love telling you that when they got caught smoking their dad made them smoke a whole pack but sorry what’s your point doris that sounds fuckin mint
about 1 year ago
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am so tired ive just shaved one leg then sacked off doing the other
about 1 year ago
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