cosmo’s factory. good album.

lindt master chocolatiers #names

the presence of one cheesened toastie made itself known to me earlier.

right that’s me. i’m invading yorkshire in the morning. good night.

tonight i will practice checkouts 131 - 141

imagine if the internet got turned off. you’d be free to live your life again. other people’s confusing hatred of nothing whatsoever wouldn’t be shoved down your throat every time you open your eyes.

i see the taliban have turned the internet off. finally some good ideas.

bluesky wants to scan my face so i can send shady dms to my bros. nice try dickhead. no chance.

not long until them christmas specials hit the streets

you can’t clog a stent by the way

Anyway, podcast coming next month. It's just me and @rondellehobbs.bsky.social sat in a Toby carvery slagging people off, so don't get carried away

My biggest fear? Easy, the postcode lottery

just checking everyone’s ok

just about to pop into lancaster services for leak if anyone wants a square go in the seedy fruity room x

@jake74.bsky.social was in crosby chatting to your auld mate pete yesterday

cannot believe istanbul is 20 years ago

this weekend i purchased a rake and now i’m about to apply some after sun.

BED BY NINE

the loft hatch stays OPEN during sex

Everyone should stand when Snooker Loopy is played #totp

Blood pressure?

snonker

open ur loft hatch and let rondelle into ur heart u silly bitch

open your loft hatch if you wanna sleep 2nite

contemporary knee slap

20.

What a day this was.

I was once kicked out of the Arden because the bloke I was playing pool with put "What's New Pussycat" on the jukebox 13 times in a row. Simpler times

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another lovely day of being not naughty. by me. rondelle hobbs.

i hope you perverts are having a nice day

Trump just Liz Trussed himself

cancellation: avoided

stay tuned for more economic news

“millionaires are leaving the uk in their droves!” good let them go and exploit someone else. like they’re not funnelling money out of the uk and driving down wages at every turn. fuck em.

It’s the negligee to fraud’s nightie.

embezzlement sounds so sexy to me. not the crime just the word. i will not be elaborating

b_d b_ n_n_ spin the wheel or solve it?

they should show andrew gilding winning the uk open in schools

hi! we’re currently on holiday and getting the kitchen ready for the christmas specials

some cheeky fuckers about

being a sleeping man comes very naturally i simply close my eyes and away i go. dreamland baby.

Pint?

another classic sleep by rondelle hobbs