goth snooker

TIME 4 CONKERS

guten morgen by the way shagger

built the fire too hot now i’m sat here with mild sheen

being sent to cornwall on a course next month. on a train. with two other engineers. and one of them is 75. and the other one is a bastard.

when you’re being mean to me, this is who you’re being mean to btw

hello you

me: i hope my back isn’t too bad my back:

i’ve got an appointment with an osteopath (pic unrelated)

you’re all watching your pop songs on the telly and longing for a simpler time i see. as is your inalienable right by the way

UNJUSTIFIABLY IN A POSITION I’D RATHER NOT BE IN YEAH

just gonna practice my macho man randy savage in the mirror until it’s time to go back to work

@paddywagstaff.bsky.social we are so back

for the entire month of october i will be popping the collar of my work shirt up to simulate a draclea. cheers

“you’ll like working with him he’s old school” oh so he’s a misogynist. i’ll swerve it thanks

cosmo’s factory. good album.

lindt master chocolatiers #names

the presence of one cheesened toastie made itself known to me earlier.

right that’s me. i’m invading yorkshire in the morning. good night.

tonight i will practice checkouts 131 - 141

imagine if the internet got turned off. you’d be free to live your life again. other people’s confusing hatred of nothing whatsoever wouldn’t be shoved down your throat every time you open your eyes.

i see the taliban have turned the internet off. finally some good ideas.

bluesky wants to scan my face so i can send shady dms to my bros. nice try dickhead. no chance.

not long until them christmas specials hit the streets

you can’t clog a stent by the way

Anyway, podcast coming next month. It's just me and @rondellehobbs.bsky.social sat in a Toby carvery slagging people off, so don't get carried away

My biggest fear? Easy, the postcode lottery

just checking everyone’s ok

just about to pop into lancaster services for leak if anyone wants a square go in the seedy fruity room x

@jake74.bsky.social was in crosby chatting to your auld mate pete yesterday

cannot believe istanbul is 20 years ago

this weekend i purchased a rake and now i’m about to apply some after sun.

BED BY NINE

the loft hatch stays OPEN during sex

Everyone should stand when Snooker Loopy is played #totp

Blood pressure?

snonker

open ur loft hatch and let rondelle into ur heart u silly bitch

open your loft hatch if you wanna sleep 2nite

contemporary knee slap

20.

What a day this was.

I was once kicked out of the Arden because the bloke I was playing pool with put "What's New Pussycat" on the jukebox 13 times in a row. Simpler times

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another lovely day of being not naughty. by me. rondelle hobbs.