Still never met a Crystal Palace fan in real life.

sorry but the referee is cooked

the killers ffs

Barcalys? Ideka

humble af m8

just thought about that City Puma kit. day ruined

wattba

not sure but ok mate www.google.com/search?safe=...

I would do a wee chart of all the worst Prem winners’ kits but they’d all be city so will prolly leave it

ahahaha they’re so embarrassing in their shit little grey kits

where did he even get a massive pot of 1990s gel

yes, he has just hammered me with wet-look gel

last day at the French gaff, our Fozzie treated me to a ‘spa day’

I mean that’s just too easy. I can’t even be arsed putting together any tweets on it

my main takeaway from today is that City are making their ground bigger??

Imagine if the king died right now

fictional fans. yep, checks out ✅

hay fever is bad this year

President Trump orders McDonald’s

heard your da has an AI girlfriend

Pep eating sleep from his eye in a wet woolly cardigan and 11 nobodies wearing puma kit bags wattba

winning the league in that kit is exactly what the Barclays deserves

please respect my culture

listening to sad songs on YouTube

what looking like Mr Bean taught me about boardroom negotiations

‘hello, is that West Ham?’

pagan tennis

heard your dad has booked tomorrow off for the Super Bowl

fold Liverpool FC. what am embarrassment

mind blowing that tackle on Zubi wasn’t a red #WaterCooler

then I said ‘that wouldn’t be tax deductible’ 😅😅😅

fine to #joinin

Every ball is black.

Yes!

friends fear he’s watching YouTube videos of people singing in pubs

selected Mondays

BEHOLD

various jams

goth snooker

2027 gonna be cosy af u kno

unsustainable nonsense

incomprehensible shade and the bird nerd

incomprehensible shade was actually the name of the creator

lol means lovely autumn leaves

every whoa, whoa-oh

every sha-la-la-la

me reading your tweets

TIME 4 CONKERS