UK actors vote to refuse to be digitally scanned in pushback against AI

not the kind of behavior I expect from the winner of the fifa peace prize

On no level is this not clinical mental illness.

Kylie Minogue is 57. Ridiculous.

For Christmas this year, I’ve bought the whole family something called NFTs. Got a good feeling about them.

Our Will and Grace.

Continuing her mission to fuck everyone.

Ah, they want to attend both. Cute.

Large.

Just how small is this man’s penis?

This fella ate, as they say. #pluribus

Paloma Faith’s listening age on Spotify is Stone.

Tarantino appears to be having a stab at turning into America’s John Cleese.

You order one AK-47 off of Instagram and suddenly your whole feed is guns, guns, guns.

The tag ‘legend’ seems to get thrown at a player if they take a few decent corners nowadays, but this fella was a genuine titan of English football. Rest in peace Billy.

Nation Tires Of Deals, Bargains https://theonion.com/nation-tires-of-deals-bargains/

Probably my favourite Brian Cox quote.

Very good TV.

Commentator on the rugby just said ‘I think it’s an anomaly, but it keeps happening’.

Magnificent. #scoden

All I want for Christmas is for the Wicked press campaign to end.

Trump To Vance: ‘I Need You To Say You Stole My Face In The 1990s’ https://theonion.com/trump-to-vance-i-need-you-to-say-you-stole-my-face-in-the-1990s/

Both absolute wastemen, but it would be so very funny if Jake Paul won.

Out for drinks tonight with Bubba.

If the UK is on the brink of civil war, as Musk claims, it follows that in 300 years time there will be be a new generation of civil war re-enactment societies. "Geoff,you defend Laurence Fox. Can you guys shout outside a hostel. Brian, i need you to relentlessly slag off Nish Kumar on Facebook."

8 years of "What is a woman?" and now it turns out that the comeback was "define a child"

BREAKING | Trump finally speaks out days after bombshell Epstein emails: ‘Ask Bill Clinton’

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/

King.

If Desiree Washington had had the foresight to make an album about being raped by Mike Tyson, he might not have been in The Hangover.

This is the most insane shop I have ever set foot in. It has two floors, both literally about half a kilometre in length, and appears to sell everything that has ever existed.

Central Tokyo on ADHD meds is a lot.

Proper content.

Nuked Dukedom.

do they imagine this to be a bad thing

I hope owning Forest ends up bankrupting that weird entitled prick.

The disgusting thing about that Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor announcement is that his brother Charles genuinely believes that’ll appease most people, like that’s justice served. Absolute hive of cunts.

Reading this at the moment. It’s great.

This is bloody lovely.

These four need to chat.

five stars no notes

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

Heading to Birmingham.

I’m sure they didn’t mean to eliminate the woman in this image.

PRO-TIP: Live your life in such a way that nobody celebrates you being shanked to death in prison.