We're all Sunderland then yeah?

Synchronised shitting

Imagine stealing a pub though

A ten point peace plan but for why Frank Lampard and Steve Gerrard never worked as a midfield partnership in an England team.

Turns out Africa is fucking massive then #MapTap

Got the rest of the week off here to see my bestie

The organisers of the Wireless festival did NAZI this discourse coming did they?

The organisers of the Wireless festival did NAZI this discourse coming did they?

Haven't seen A Touch of Cloth for a while. Really makes you think.

Just had a white Creme Egg

Are you even best mates if you don't talk to them whilst you're on the shitter?

Bluesky has passed away. RIP u will live on forever. Cant believe it. I wanna run to u. Really cant believe this. @

Day made

Getting stuck into some Tory jam on toast

💪💪💪 youtu.be/7OdBQrs0Sng?...

How come Easter egg chocolate is better than any of the other muck?

That new West Ham keeper is gonna be a hero

Stop! Hammer time! *batters said person with a lump hammer*

Gonna start a thread of shit bird pics #ShitBirdPics 10 points if you can even begin to work out what that is

This mornings SHOITE had a bit of #heat on it yet I don't recall eating anything spicy. Really makes you think.

Thou shalt

I love Golden Shred, me.

Oh lordy he multi-platformin'

That don't impress me much

To do wot m8? Have a piss in the bush?

Five turds to get to know me according to the Bristol Stool Chart™️ Type 1 Type 3 Type 4 Type 6 Type 7

Has Jacob Rees Mogg made an even bigger cunt of himself yet or WOT?

Is today the day Jesus was caramelised or is that Sunday?

Take TWO cats into the shower!? #Dandruff

Five spices to get to know me: Sporty Baby Scary Ginger Posh

5 memes to get to know me Feel like pure shit Disgustang Course we'll have a look RIP I wanna run to you What are your favourite music

Don't spend that all at once mate #DealOrNoDeal

I reckon people need to learn their memes

Saw your old ma down at B&Q

Just realised I've eaten four (4) sausages today. Really makes you think.

You vs the guy she's told you not to worry about

Doing a double shift today if anyone fancies being knocked out twice?

Bullies eh?

Near Tunbridge Wells if anyone wants knocking out?

TV show idea: The Other OTHER Bennet Sister Starring Bennet from Commando.

#Birdoftheday #AdultsWithChicks Taken last year 🥹

Nowt worse than doing shit you REALLY don't want to be doing

International break weekends are fucking SHOITE aren't they #Fitbah

Speaking of clocks, remember this? Fucking parents should be sent to the Hague for getting her on telly doing this youtu.be/b3Xemzv_AzM?...

Seeing me bezzie today

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for the shareholders

Tuesday

TV show idea: The Other OTHER Bennet Sister Starring Bennet from Commando.