Night shift 999 is channel 5s finest hour

Surely, irony escapes those with a straight face, while pronouncing that the fastest teenager in the world is called Gout Gout.

You can’t beat a pocket sausage

When I changed my darts stance.

When the poem your dad wrote accidentally wins the year 7 poetry competition

“My grandad smoked beef ribs in a filling cabinet during the war”

Good to see Lovenkrands little brother at the football

Happy new year to everyone except jacket potato influencers

My favourite part of Christmas is sneaking empties into next doors blue bin cos they’ve missed mine 4 weeks in a row

Darts excuses thread 1# The pizza was to close to the oche

Someone dropped a few of these in the pub earlier.

What’s YOUR favourite strophic ballad? Mine is up the junction.

Honestly, just shut the fuck up about what you put on a fucking £10 potato

New definition of irony found today, I planned a mop up session for a lesson I had, but missed it because a pipe burst in my house.

Hello Germany

Buzzing for my uncle Paul

Answers on a postcard

IVE GOT BLISTERS ON MY FINGERS, but I can still hold a pint

Gig 3

It could be a hangover from adrenaline but im calling it, Jaws “the Revenge” is a cinematic masterpiece

ITV you son of a bitch, Jaws 2? I’m in

Gig 2 done

Gig one done

3 gigs this weekend

There’s enough going on to worry about these days, I don’t need my dad telling me he uses the air fryer for tinned pies

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Arguably the greatest satirical name for a urologist ever conceived.

Had steak, roasties, peas and gravy for tea (at 3pm)

What if I told you this included a Guinness?

Huge fan of dogs with beards

Gotta love a Friday

Forgot to pickup shit tickets on the way home from work.

Me reacting to all the conclave jokes.

My favourite Ramseys kitchen nightmares USA is when he just rips the French for 20 minutes

“Wild World” by Cat Stevens is about Winfields in rising bridge.

Tell you want lads, this Zhao Xintong is a badass

Snooker should be a GCSE

Put “falling down stairs whilst retaining your entire pint” in the Olympics, you cowards.

I tried to say goodbye and I VOTE I try to walk away and I stumble.

I’m like a bird, I only VOTE away

Darts friendly tonight

Could easily watch terminator on itv, if you insist.

This is your weekly health reminder to listen to “Pure” by the Lighting Seeds

My favourite mood is Paul Ryder having to play 6 notes for 5 minutes.

Famous for bricks. Could be worse, could be Burnley.

What a day this was.

Big fan of the combination of Pubs and Canals.

Release “Operation Ivy - the musical” you cowards