That you shouldn't have eaten that many?

Who are your kids dressing up as for World Mental Health Day?

Matthew Marsden walked so every single male X Factor contestant could run #TOTP

Lucky Roundhead

Super Furry Animals tickets secured, so let's all enjoy this playlist #SFAOK open.spotify.com/playlist/10e...

I was going to post something dead funny but my videos won't upload with sound

Baked a cake that's being eaten in front of me by a bunch of strangers or people I hardly know. I've now realised that this is my idea of hell 👍🏻

Thanks to @thecricketdraft.bsky.social for another great season. I won my Blast league by 3,000 points, but lost my County Championship title going for the three-peat. I'll be back next year to reclaim it 🏆

Ahh the Judgement Night soundtrack. The great unifier of 90s music 🥹

Happy anniversary to my finest hour (I was 17)

This guy is having a terrible time of it #AlienEarth

And they say Twitter is dead

Got some new football boots

6 points off playoffs 👀 #swfc

I've never seen anyone regret anything as much as Ian McCulloch regrets doing this #totp

Last week I was on a beach in Greece and a little swan bobbed by 🦢

What a shame. I loved her in The Beach and Snowpiercer

Mark, are those your mother's cataract glasses?

Good luck to the Lancashire Second XI in #FinalsDay today

Refusing to put factor 30 sun cream on my partner's back as it might affect how easy it is to tan the palms of my hands 🏖️

I've diagnosed your mum

Never change, Freeview channel 52 🎅🏻 #ItsTheMostWonderfulTimeOfTheYear

Maybe if they made it lighter it would be easier to play in

Reckon England will win this #ENGvSA

Because that innings wasn't twenty overs, does it count? Does it mean anything? Will it be remembered? Is Bopara a mercenary?

Two thirds through the year top five Hypersonic Super-Asterid - Mandrake Handshake Static - Earl Sweatshirt Vermona F Transistor - Stereolab I Can't Stand To See You - Horsegirl Playin' Dumb - Tchotchke More of this type of thing... open.spotify.com/playlist/4kB...

Cool cool cool thanks Pete 👍🏻 #swfc

That's fantastic value for a 5 hour journey 👍🏻

Fruit flies in my kitchen

6 Music playing the radio edit of I Got 5 On It You can still tell it's about smoking weed tbqhwy

"Sweetheart are you ever going to mention me in one of your rap songs?" "Of course, my love. I'm even going to use my pet name for you" "That's adorable. What else will you say about me that demonstrates your love?"

This is really not an accurate description of the film

The "And Leeds!" bit of this United chant walked so the "So good! So good! So good!" bit in Sweet Caroline could run

THEY DID IT!!

Embarrassing seeing Leeds fans celebrate that goal. You're playing against teenagers in an empty stadium. There should have been nothing more than a thumbs up #swfc

Hello, daddy, hello, mom I'm your ch-ch-ch-

Not 100% convinced either of those things are true tbqhwy

Telling all the young people at work about The Word

People will happily talk about the health implications of drinking, but no one wants to talk about the banter implications of not drinking

A change is not going to come for Sam Cooke, who received his A Level results today

👀 @phingersphil.bsky.social #ALevelResultsDay

I don't want to overreact but Pierce Charles is the best footballer of all time #swfc

Three most experienced players injured or sent off. I have to accept the blame. Apologies #swfc

That's not the worst #swfc line up I've ever seen. Now all they need to do is go through the entire season without a single injury or suspension 👍🏻

Awww he does look nice ☺️

Defensive midfielder 4 Centre back 6 Tears in my eyes. All is forgiven Chansiri #swfc

Can't believe it's been 20 years since Ian Botham was going to say "what a win" but changed it at the last second to "what a victory" and ended up saying "what a wictory"

Brings so much shame that she went to my school and also that my brother's mate fingered her