Finally some good news 👍🏼

Drinking in airports is performative

Comedic scenes down Terminal 2 as I miss a loop putting my belt back on after going through security 🤣🤣🤣

Lads get those fucking clothes on the washing line this afternoon yeah

UK's largest what??

Dance Director Flick Colby #totp

I'm no fan of Mandelson, but is that not allowed?

First day of the cricket. Always reminds me of that 10cc song - I'm Not In Love - because I am in love. In love with cricket 👍🏼

If he met members of the military, why is he being pictured on his own?

Lambs 👍🏼

What's that got to do with Julian Barratt?

The singer from Kenickie is now a presenter on The One Show?

I was saying Boo-n White #ENGURU

How could he not after Kiss From A Rose?

My team won 5-a-side last night, but it's been recorded as a draw. I'm taking it well on the WhatsApp group ⚽

Promotion? #swfc

This is coming across as a little desperate from the BBC live reporter 💉

Sun is shining, the weather is sweet, yeah. So true, Finley. So true 🌞

Me telling my much younger colleagues about going to see Earl Sweatshirt last month

Me doing 12A in today's Guardian quick crossword

Tom Wambsgans FC #Swfc

Watching Crufts. Everyone involved in this is fucking weird and the judge belongs on the sex offender registry as he clearly wants to bum all the dogs 🐕

I'm a vegetarian. For family meals my mum makes lavish meat-based food and tells me I can have 'something from the freezer'. Yesterday, while everyone ate two massive steak pies with roasties and all the trimmings, I was offered shop bought mash and oven halloumi fries 👍🏼

Hindsight is a wonderful thing, but I honestly think it would have been better if Harry Brook had taken that catch 🤷🏼 #INDvENG #T20WorldCup

Bold move getting Dean Gaffney as your model

Poirot's real skill is focusing on the crime and not getting distracted by where he's seen those actors before

City Slickers 2: The Legend of Curly's Gold 2

Lindsay Hoyle has deprived us of watching Mandelson pull a William H Macy in Fargo. Clambering out of a cheap motel in his kecks 🩲

A reminder #swfc

In a bar in Harrogate listening to a reggae version of I Got 5 On It

The piercing blue eyes of a man who's taking whatever this is entirely too seriously

Live your life like you're a Pip #totp

You'd think the BBC should know this already

If you want to know how grey my beard is, I'm about a 0.7 of a Walcott

Man it's a cold one ❄️

Me last year thinking the Cadamarteri brothers were the future of #swfc vs me now

Chain them to a radiator?

Spent the weekend in Grasmere, the best place in the world 🌎

Me whenever anyone gives me any criticism of any kind #TheTraitors

It's very uncouth behaviour to celebrate scoring against or beating #swfc this season. Very uncouth indeed.

Looks like Warren G is going to be on the streets, trying to consume

I find the events in Home Alone 2 to be implausible

#RIPChrisRea I hope you both saw and enjoyed this meme

Finished S1 of #TheNightManager yesterday. It's a great programme about a man (Tom Hiddleston) who immediately falls in love with every woman he meets 👍🏻

It's that time of year when Sufjan Stevens wants to kiss your mum on the tits 👍🏻

This art gallery in Bergen has a fantastic portrait of the neighbour from Home Alone as a younger man