Why are they playing Auld Lang Syne on a Casio keyboard? #NEDSWE

The Harkes-Poric derby #SWFC #USAAUS

I think you'll find it's actually Mbarmcakepé #FRASEN #WorldCup

Debut Bluesky outing for my favourite post coming up

Congratulations! That's supposed to be a really good school. It's about time we had some good news to celebrate 👍🏻

Liam fucking Livingstone

When you’re running through your favourite Sash! songs

Cricket inspired drag queen called Emily O'Gay #ENGvNZ

"Me parezco a la princesa Diana"

My guess is that they're going to go up?

My cat is warm

This heatwave reminds me of that Martha Reeves song - Nowhere To Run - because there's nowhere to run to escape this heatwave 🌞

Seven years ago I added a video to YouTube for the first and only time in my life. I've just checked and it's had nearly a thousand views. Maybe you should watch it? I think you'll really like it 🍹 youtu.be/0rDEsww8-L8?...

You probably put them in wrong then

Streeting

Imagine having to go to work wearing your mum's old hat #KingsSpeech

You'll grow into them, Daniel #mcibre

That's cool David everyone forgot my 40th 👍🏼

Don't huff rat turds. Got it 👍🏼

David, are those your mother's cataract glasses? #swfc

That must be the worst type of slave.

So we're all absolutely sure we don't want to give Chansiri one more chance then? #swfc

Finally some good news 👍🏼

Drinking in airports is performative

Comedic scenes down Terminal 2 as I miss a loop putting my belt back on after going through security 🤣🤣🤣

Lads get those fucking clothes on the washing line this afternoon yeah

UK's largest what??

Dance Director Flick Colby #totp

I'm no fan of Mandelson, but is that not allowed?

First day of the cricket. Always reminds me of that 10cc song - I'm Not In Love - because I am in love. In love with cricket 👍🏼

If he met members of the military, why is he being pictured on his own?

Lambs 👍🏼

What's that got to do with Julian Barratt?

The singer from Kenickie is now a presenter on The One Show?

I was saying Boo-n White #ENGURU

How could he not after Kiss From A Rose?

My team won 5-a-side last night, but it's been recorded as a draw. I'm taking it well on the WhatsApp group ⚽

Promotion? #swfc

This is coming across as a little desperate from the BBC live reporter 💉

Sun is shining, the weather is sweet, yeah. So true, Finley. So true 🌞

Me telling my much younger colleagues about going to see Earl Sweatshirt last month

Me doing 12A in today's Guardian quick crossword

Tom Wambsgans FC #Swfc

Watching Crufts. Everyone involved in this is fucking weird and the judge belongs on the sex offender registry as he clearly wants to bum all the dogs 🐕

I'm a vegetarian. For family meals my mum makes lavish meat-based food and tells me I can have 'something from the freezer'. Yesterday, while everyone ate two massive steak pies with roasties and all the trimmings, I was offered shop bought mash and oven halloumi fries 👍🏼

Hindsight is a wonderful thing, but I honestly think it would have been better if Harry Brook had taken that catch 🤷🏼 #INDvENG #T20WorldCup

Bold move getting Dean Gaffney as your model

Poirot's real skill is focusing on the crime and not getting distracted by where he's seen those actors before