Poirot's real skill is focusing on the crime and not getting distracted by where he's seen those actors before

City Slickers 2: The Legend of Curly's Gold 2

Lindsay Hoyle has deprived us of watching Mandelson pull a William H Macy in Fargo. Clambering out of a cheap motel in his kecks 🩲

A reminder #swfc

In a bar in Harrogate listening to a reggae version of I Got 5 On It

The piercing blue eyes of a man who's taking whatever this is entirely too seriously

Live your life like you're a Pip #totp

You'd think the BBC should know this already

If you want to know how grey my beard is, I'm about a 0.7 of a Walcott

Man it's a cold one ❄️

Me last year thinking the Cadamarteri brothers were the future of #swfc vs me now

Chain them to a radiator?

Spent the weekend in Grasmere, the best place in the world 🌎

Me whenever anyone gives me any criticism of any kind #TheTraitors

It's very uncouth behaviour to celebrate scoring against or beating #swfc this season. Very uncouth indeed.

Looks like Warren G is going to be on the streets, trying to consume

I find the events in Home Alone 2 to be implausible

#RIPChrisRea I hope you both saw and enjoyed this meme

Finished S1 of #TheNightManager yesterday. It's a great programme about a man (Tom Hiddleston) who immediately falls in love with every woman he meets 👍🏻

It's that time of year when Sufjan Stevens wants to kiss your mum on the tits 👍🏻

This art gallery in Bergen has a fantastic portrait of the neighbour from Home Alone as a younger man

Finished my end of year music best ofs 👍🏻

Fair enough but it would have been more impressive to teach a stupid one

Tonight's the night where I wake up to check the score, then go back to sleep where I dream about a different score, then I wake up to check the score, but it's another dream about checking the score, then I actually wake up and have absolutely no sense of what's real anymore 👍🏻 #Ashes

I know what Sussex authorities have got me ☺️🎁🚲

Cool. Now do fingering

Surely the BBC cricket writers should know this already

No fan of Chansiri, but I don't think this is the answer #swfc

I love Claudia Winkleman, but surely the better thing would have been to use a bucket of water or a blanket

Sorry but insanity is the absolute last thing you'd want from a chippy

#JohnLewis have done it again 😭

Only after he's finished filming the Jeff Stelling biopic though

I'm not putting all the blame on Alex Hartley, but maybe don't goad the world's angriest cricketer 🤷🏻‍♂️ #CWC25 #ENGvSA

Fair enough but how is anyone supposed to know that's an inn?

Word of my two year stint at Fletcher Moss Rangers in the early 90s has made it to LinkedIn

I thought Begbies Traynor was the person who taught this guy #swfc

Thanks for the offer, Agron, but I'm afraid that would be simply impossible

The new presenters of Strictly should be a pair ill suited to presenting Strictly and the thought of them presenting Strictly brings a wry smile to the reader of this post 👍🏻

That you shouldn't have eaten that many?

Who are your kids dressing up as for World Mental Health Day?

Matthew Marsden walked so every single male X Factor contestant could run #TOTP

Lucky Roundhead

Super Furry Animals tickets secured, so let's all enjoy this playlist #SFAOK open.spotify.com/playlist/10e...

I was going to post something dead funny but my videos won't upload with sound

Baked a cake that's being eaten in front of me by a bunch of strangers or people I hardly know. I've now realised that this is my idea of hell 👍🏻

Thanks to @thecricketdraft.bsky.social for another great season. I won my Blast league by 3,000 points, but lost my County Championship title going for the three-peat. I'll be back next year to reclaim it 🏆

Ahh the Judgement Night soundtrack. The great unifier of 90s music 🥹