Tweet-up at The Bay Horse 2011. #bants2011

Dano is ready for you, President Trump

A change is not going to come for Sam Cooke, who received his A Level results today

Just been enjoying a father-daughter moment teaching her how to play Twinkle Twinkle Little Star on the piano

Mission Impossible 2 in New York was basically like a football match

How about Susan Album Party?

Israel starving people then luring them in with the hope of aid only to massacre them day after day after day is an evil I struggle to comprehend. Meanwhile in the UK any attempt to protest these atrocities is being criminalised. It’s enough to melt your brain.

A reminder of The Coral covering Oasis’s D’yer Wanna Be a Spaceman. youtu.be/2v0i3ClMC5A?...

Wet Leg on Tiny Desk not playing Chaise Lounge

“My favourite album of yours is Molody Nillson”

Impressive exhibition based on your mum’s fanny

Ladenstein - The story of a young scientist who reanimates Paul Dano

‘Person pointing at the thing in the picture that everyone’s eyes are drawn to anyway’ is my favourite genre of picture

Super Group A getting the megabus because they don’t have to bring a back line

[To the tune of the Champagne Supernova solo] 🎵”Pentatonic scale it’s the pentatonic scale, it’s the pentatonic scale it’s the pentatonic scale, it’s the pentatonic scale it’s the pentatonic scale, it’s the penta…… tonic scale”

Play The Motown Song #glasto

I don't-a like-a the Kneecap eh

Did Adam Curtis stop doing narration because someone told him he sounded like Kier Starmer?

I have 24 followers, and had about 600ish when I was on Twitter (now X). This means if I get a like on Bluesky it’s worth about 28-29 of my Twitter likes. Or my posts are just shit and I can’t handle the fact not interesting anymore. Either way, thanks for following

A week late with this, but never mind

Step outside, summertime’s in bloom

I opened a toilet door into Lee Dixon

What’s wrong with being sexy?

Worth reposting this

If it’s not enough to watch toddlers having meltdowns at the soft play, I have to see it playing out in Washington

There should be a cut every 2-3 seconds, and it should document those lads learning how to spell nonce

Adolescence 2: The Legend of Curly's Gold

Aged 45 and I still don’t really know what the stock market is

It’s always the children’s fault isn’t it Sir Keir

Oh hey look it's the worst thing I've ever heard 👍🏻 open.spotify.com/album/2Bra37...

Watching the original Snow White with my daughter. Explaining this is the proper Snow White, from a time when binmen were binmen and you could say offensive things without Stephen Graham making a miniseries about it

Tell me your favourite song from the snarky thread

As always with these snarky threads, loads of bangers

a column on jordan henderson, and the double standards of English football’s leadership discourse www.theguardian.com/football/202...

A whole Severance episode devoted to her this week, but no more songs off Second Coming. Not even Straight To The Man

Me listening to the Lady Gaga album

Justice for Paul Dannan

I’m George

Amazing episode of Severance, but whenever they mention Kier it takes me out of the story a bit

“So Jane, take your money and get off my property”

. @tedseven.bsky.social egged me on to do this

"What did you do today?' "Me and the lads wore similar jackets then went to three different supermarkets and met up after"

So Malta picked its Eurovision song over the weekend in a show heavily influenced by the contest itself, which means juries read out who's getting their points. The winner was called Kant. Which led to the inevitable.

Trying to strike a chord and it’s probably the relative minor to C majorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Trump is great for corporate media. Four years of him saying outrageous statements that he pulls out of his arse. Endless content and headlines with maximum engagement

Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally?