Says a lot that AI can’t create a convincing Brett Anderson yet

When you’re running through your favourite Sash! songs

Say Spanish one more time

I’d give it all up for you

(Don’t say Shaft, don’t say Shaft don’t say Shaft don’t say Shaft…)

Another truth from Donald

Happy anniversary!

WAR DON'T SEX CRIMES HIDE CRIMES

RIP WWE Stephen Hawking

Message from the best man in the stag group chat

“You’re a bunch of nonces” is the real nuclear weapon

Good call lads. An extraordinary session would at least take their mind off the war

When I achieve 5 minutes away from war doom scrolling on my phone

The Italian accent he’s putting on makes it more humiliating

Crikey, another By-Election

Looks like Keir Starmer’s son is going to be able to buy some crack from a playground soon

Smell your mum

on vinicius, jim ratcliffe and bad immigrants www.theguardian.com/football/202...

I can't decide whether I prefer this to the 'Start typing your address' Me: 1... Website: Is it 1 W 10th Street, Austin, Texas?! Me: 1 T... Website: Is it 1 Terminal Drive, Nashville, Tennessee?! Me (in the UK): not quite, no...

“There’s too much fucking perspective” is basically every time I open Bluesky

RIP Rob Reiner. Not been much respite from grim news www.theguardian.com/film/2025/de...

Finally moved from Spotify to Tidal

Underneath The Tree: Kelly Clarkson = not canon Santa Tell Me: Ariana Grande = canon

Songs From Normal Britain - Teenage Farageclub

Group L, it’s coming home lads

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre... THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT

Prince Charles right now

Worst DJ name ever

Bay Horse for #peace2026 next year lads?

Tweet-up at The Bay Horse 2011. #bants2011

Dano is ready for you, President Trump

A change is not going to come for Sam Cooke, who received his A Level results today

Just been enjoying a father-daughter moment teaching her how to play Twinkle Twinkle Little Star on the piano

Mission Impossible 2 in New York was basically like a football match

How about Susan Album Party?

Israel starving people then luring them in with the hope of aid only to massacre them day after day after day is an evil I struggle to comprehend. Meanwhile in the UK any attempt to protest these atrocities is being criminalised. It’s enough to melt your brain.

A reminder of The Coral covering Oasis’s D’yer Wanna Be a Spaceman. youtu.be/2v0i3ClMC5A?...

Wet Leg on Tiny Desk not playing Chaise Lounge

“My favourite album of yours is Molody Nillson”

Impressive exhibition based on your mum’s fanny

Ladenstein - The story of a young scientist who reanimates Paul Dano

‘Person pointing at the thing in the picture that everyone’s eyes are drawn to anyway’ is my favourite genre of picture

Super Group A getting the megabus because they don’t have to bring a back line

[To the tune of the Champagne Supernova solo] 🎵”Pentatonic scale it’s the pentatonic scale, it’s the pentatonic scale it’s the pentatonic scale, it’s the pentatonic scale it’s the pentatonic scale, it’s the penta…… tonic scale”

Play The Motown Song #glasto