*beastie boys* well old homer simpson made nuclear POWER getting paid peanuts by the HOUR all the employees are taking TURNS getting abused by mr BURNS and so he became a union MAN going on strike for a dental PLAN didnt want his daughter to make FUNNY FACES because after all LISA NEEDS BRACES

Percolate is one of my favorite words to use only sort of correctly

slightly ominous mailer from the Red Cross

Xbox 360 Dollars Per Year

generals gathered in their masses/president calls them all fatasses

democrats can now reach young men by telling them that trump wants to take away their naruto and their one piece

You can't joke about anything anymore. Because you signed a multi figure contract with the Saudi government that said they wouldn't pay you if you did.

Every time someone's predicted the Rapture they were actually right, but we're all so caked in sin that no one was good enough to get got

There’s no funnier combination of words coming out of a white guy’s mouth than “Shin Megami Tensei”

Oops I just played Hades 2 for three-and-a-half straight hours

SILENT HILL f

Sex workers posting wildly incorrect WW2 rage bait to get people to click on their bio instead of thirst traps is the funniest anecdote you can tell about this place

Jesus christ Capcom just announced they're doing a free update for the PWAA Trilogy, I cannot imagine how mad some people must be right now

this is gonna see a lot of use

CHOTINER: So your son is 14, is that right? IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If— CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother? IKARI: Look, let me answer the question. CHOTINER: Sure.

Isaac Chotiner has invited me to sample some delicious Amontillado wine and I don’t know guys but I think I’m going to come out of this interview seeming like *quite* the wine expert

Happy Rapture to all who celebrate

was gonna mic-drop there but actually i just thought: 34) finishing creative projects is a skill in and of itself. if you want to be able to finish large, complex projects, you have to _practice finishing things_. which usually means doing smaller projects.

come ON man

The homeopathic cure for autism already exists

me looking at an uber driver when there’s no door handles on the car

Notable that Pedro Pascal signed this but not Grogu.

You guys, so many Romance girlies are reading "On Tyranny" that they've broken the Goodreads recommendations algorithm. 10/10; no notes. #romancelandia

if you are in a professional or personal situation where you cannot fully divest yourself from something being rightly boycotted, you've got an easy out: shut the fuck up. no one asked. you're free. i'm not your priest.

Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife

youtube's been recommending me a lot of explicitly antifascist folk music, for no reason at all i'm sure

alright-

I couldn't get tickets to the world premiere of Frankenstein in Imax. They sold out in milliseconds. My only choice was to get there 40 minutes early and wait in the standby line. Guillermo del Toro walked by, saw me waiting, and had his team give me one of his personal guest tickets.

Folks are having critically important discourse in the fantasy football Reddit

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

may I speak with the primary poster in your household?

im kind of a 90s kid so my key robert redford movie is "sneakers"

You maniacs you jerked him you maniacs

The trouble with playing the We Love Katamari soundtrack at a four-year-old’s birthday party is all the parents looking at each other and mouthing “is this English?”

Went back to Hundred Line. 1/100 endings (46)

All I saw was cheesecake boat and ocean for at least 5 minutes

I'm legitimately welling up looking at this picture, man I hate this

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

what else can you do but laugh? what more can one do in the face of such a thing?

as soon as there's evidence the shooter's identity isn't easy to weaponize things magically become complicated

all the 36 year olds on this site are stomping around and hooting and firing pistols in the air about virtual boy

oh my fucking god.

fuck.

September 11th, 2001. A shocked nation grieves as the World Trade Center is destroyed in the largest terrorist attack on American soil. Unsure of what else to do, GameFAQs user BoredGamer collects their thoughts and begins to work on a plain text walkthrough of Tail of the Sun

Even in death, he managed to make people ignore a school shooting. That's commitment to the cause

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