Perfect

You know what's more secure than a big new ballroom? Prison.

Since all human culture has similarities, we should consider the possibility the Venus figurine was an elaborate 'Your Momma so fat' joke carved by a bored teen

Correspondents’ Dinner Eyewitness

Bring a trailer & a swivel-mounted .50-cal

Someone bennyhilled it 🤣🤣🤣

I still feel honored to have seen this man speak on his book tour for Generation of Swine: Tales of Shame and Degradation ln the 80s. He was brilliant.

You know what political violence I'm concerned with? Poverty. Lack of healthcare. Incarceration. Police. ICE. Military. War. Genocide. Homelessness. Climate collapse. Income disparity.

I would be fine with data centers so long as the companies firmly agree to use 100% renewable energy resources and make it water neutral (this is possible) I don't understand why we don't use NIMBYism to leverage these requirements in localities

After scientists exposed wild fish to cocaine and a cocaine metabolite, they observed that, as in the lab, fish on cocaine do not act like normal fish.

The left’s almost jocular response to last night’s gunfire at the White House Correspondents Dinner stood in marked contrast to the somber tone adopted by Republicans in the wake of the hammer attack on Paul Pelosi

This is a first. I was coming home after a charity bike ride yesterday, and there’s a festival downtown. Riding down a fully opened street, this MFer almost left hooked me as I was passing him.

Dana Bash is a parody of herself

Film you've watched more than 6 times with a gif. No Star Wars/Trek, the terf wizard movies, LotR, or Marvel.

I agree that there's no place for political violence, which is why I think we need to abolish ICE and the CPB.

this is america. you could find yourself within 100yds of a shooting at any time, in any place. school, the grocery store, a movie theater, a block party, a public park… it happens to regular people every day. but this week we’ll get 50+ weepy op-eds because it happened to the guys who write op-eds

"political violence is never acceptable," is a phrase you don't hear politicians say after cops beat the shit out of peaceful demonstrators

Every news outlet needs to be centering data centers. We are. It’s a people’s issue far more than a business one.

Saturday was the one-year anniversary of Virginia Guiffre’s death. The Epstein survivors aren’t done fighting, but it takes public support to fuel their work. Don’t let the effort to distract work on you. Read & share: open.substack.com/pub/joycevan...

No men in women’s sport you say?

The FACTS don’t LIE

BREAKING: president trump escorted out of press dinner after ripping farts so hard they were mistaken for gunshots

Using a pregnant woman as a human shield AND copping a feel at the same time. This man is going to turbo hell

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The reason there will be no ‘fuel crisis’ in the Netherlands is that every town, city, & village in the land is connected by fully-segregated cycle lanes. It’s possible for the Dutch to easily stop driving while fuel is short and prices are high. That’s real energy resilience.

And another thing: I’m not a basket case. Don’t put in the newspaper that I’m a basket case

Everyone was worried about the First Amendment tonight, so nobody expected the Second.

Trump soared in the polls after a 2024 assassination attempt. Could another assassination attempt help Republicans in the 2026 midterms?

The amount of misinformation we’re getting about an incident that just occurred in front of 1,500 news reporters is truly the metaphor of our generation.

it's going to keep Almost Happening until It Happens

3300 years of shitposting.

It’s always important to keep one’s boss in the loop.

If Trump can get through tonight’s WHCD without falling asleep or shitting himself, he could win the expectations game

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A plank of my 2028 platform is assigning an elite group from the Army Corps of Engineers to undo, tear down, or blow up all the shit Trump has done to our national architecture. After that, they’ll turn to Confederate monuments and tasteless mansions forfeited by white collar criminals.

A knockoff of a knockoff. I’ve gotta say though, that this tastes exactly like Dr Pepper, and it’s probably a nickel for a 12-pack if this is your sort of thing.

Majestic elk spotted on my bike ride out in the country today.

Cosigned. No notes.

This is mob boss extortion masquerading as policy. "Give us your resources or we'll kill more of your people."

After rewatching this video there’s a couple of things to note. -The entire climb is < 1 minute -Cars passing save no time and stop in traffic at top -On coming cars would have forced two pinch points between parked cars and moving ones. Flag prevented these. -This is normal everyday…

Yeah I think @sarahkendzior.bsky.social has been trying to tell y'all that for ten fucking years.

JEALOUS!!!!!

Brazil bans Kalshi and Polymarket from operating in the country. obviously things aren't perfect there but I think we need to think seriously about how to get institutions like theirs

Just leaving this right here. #25thAmendment

So when I was the editor in chief of the New York Observer I was determined to continue the paper’s tradition of never attending the White House Correspondents Dinner because it was an embarrassing trust eroding media suck up festival I thought was bad for journalism

I think beyond a certain point, people with vehicles this big should have to get commercial trucking permits. Because there is absolutely no need to have a vehicle this big that presents massive risk to other vehicles and pedestrians that’s not explicitly for work