I went to verify this and not only is it true, torching tumblr is basically his only notable career achievement

For anyone worried AI will replace all of us. Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986” I dare you to find 10 things that are right.

Hey @kbwagers.com my knee brace is ripping you off 😅🤣

𝔒𝔭𝔢𝔫

if a lot of the fandom is asexual, is it still a fandom wank?

my least favorite subscription service is bodies

Trans people are fuckin magical

if you see that AI-generated video going around, of some NYPD officer telling an ICE officer what he’s doing is against the law, one straightforward way to tell it’s AI is this will literally never happen

This feels very possible

we're still live come thru!

Hey! The Cryptid Show ttrpg, which I did a lot of art for, has a new stretch goal that will... make the book have more of my art! If the goal's met, I get to draw an additional 15 more illustrations centered on cuddly fellas like the ones pictured here! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/p...

Oh here’s an old She-Ra piece I never posted bc it’s wonky as hell but I still like that butt

I know that Preservation Alliance isn't actually Space Quakers but I still claim them #Murderbot

it’s beyond comprehension that scenes like this have become routine in chicago. masked soldiers are carelessly lobbing chemical weapons—that are banned from use during warfare—on random residential streets. this is the third time feds have tear-gassed residents in chicago *this week!*

People kvetch about the chaos-inducing serial comma, but you can also do a lot with a colon! Beware, biographers!!

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast' 10/10 response, no notes

Wow. Way to accuse everyone on Bluesky of not having a sense of humor. Maybe check your attitude. SOME of us are more worried about COMBATTING FASCISM and the ORANGE FELON than making DUMB JOKES that aren't even THAT FUNNY [1/236]

Hey Ontario. Please pay attention to this. It's fucking terrifying. As a renter I rely on rent control in order to, you know, LIVE, and this threatens to take it away from me and most people I know. Write to your MPP. Call Ford's office. I don't even know what to think right now. Fuck Ford, man.

but her emails

furious that trump demolished the white house. I wanted to demolish the white house

the new ballroom is gonna look beautiful when it inevitably goes up in flames

Back in 2014 RFK Jr picked up a dead bear cub on the side of the road and then later dumped that cub in central park in NYC. Later, that bear cub became Senator John Fetterman. A little lesson in not underestimating what you can achieve based on your circumstances.

I want more people to care that SNAP benefits are being cut off on November 1. 40% of SNAP beneficiaries are children. This is callous and vile.

The 70s were the best.

whomst amongst us

my gender is whatever's funniest for the bit. my pronouns are yes/and

my god there has never been a more accurate use of this

No money in the red kettles. Mutual aid instead. (And no, I'm not taking questions about this.)

Dracula is never rebooted, merely revamped

In my spare time, I am working on a mapmaking tool #dnd

Demi Adejuyigbe is not wholesome

real ones know

if you are autistic with your foreskin in tact you are a grade one level ESPer and we will need your skills in the coming psychic war

This the guy I'm supposed to be excited about being president one day? 🙄

A big update to the @friends-table.bsky.social Perpetua soundtrack on Bandcamp, with combat themes for indoor scuffles and a boss fight with a sniper added. The big ticket item, though, is Beachminton, a new minigame theme! notquitereal.bandcamp.com/track/beachm...

Inktober 6 “Pierce” 💛🗡️

The number of times I've heard that what education is has to change because AI! When people say this to me now, I just say, "no." Usually they stop talking for ten seconds because no one is ever telling them no, and that's the whole problem

Higgledy piggledy Timothée Chalamet Has a name meriting Endless design Much like his forerunner Benedict Cumberbatch: Hexasyllabically, Easy to rhyme

With SCOTUS set to legalize conversion therapy, I think it's important for states to get around this decision by implementing new legislation applying private rights of action to practitioners of conversion therapy by their victims with large damages and long statutes of limitations.

Reading an article about the City of Portland's response to demands from Noem et al., and OH YEAH THIS WILL GO OVER REAL WELL WITH OUR FAMOUSLY COMPLIANT POPULACE. (c'est moi, I am the 'famously compliant populace', ARREST ME AND I AIN'T PLEADING A DINGDANG THING, I WANT A JURY TRIAL)

I’m not kidding when I say these weird ass costumes and antics are actually an extremely effective tactic from a media standpoint bc when enough people do them, the media can’t fully scrub them out

someone uncool wrote this

Toronto, tomorrow we're festing for free at Little Ghosts Fest by @littleghostsbooks.bsky.social I'm going to hang out all afternoon to watch all the panels and check out the vendors and then I'll talk queer villains on a panel and read something :P. And I'm bringing my devil horns. It'll be fun. 😀

a PR firm can do a lot more than that. for example, they could physically take jay's phone and hide it.

2025 remake of funny games explaining that peter and paul want to borrow eggs because of an egg horror they experienced as a child

Textbooks that I wrote, which are definitely registered with the copyright office and were definitely stolen, are not on the list. None of my stolen fiction qualifies because none of my publishers registered the copyrights. Fantastic time to be a writer. Fuck everything.

if you can help me (oh my god please help me) i have a glorified tip jar patreon (ive been doing co working two hour sessions and a monthly session for questions. this month i was going to play with the story engine so people could meet it) please don’t use the app they will take 30%

My problem with everything is that I know For A Fact that the purpose of life is frivolity. It is to fool around & pursue joy.