do you think this will look good on me? doesn't matter, I bought it already

Microsoft Excel World Championship qualifiers today. Wish me luck!!!!!!!

we were meant to live for so much more . half we lost ourselves ?

CUNO - “Fuck does Cuno care?” The boy turns to you. (He doesn't care.)

I think about this when I see editorials decrying gender-related health interventions for minors (and increasingly, adults). Where was this concern for the necessity or efficacy of "mutilating children" when I was 16 and my back was being sliced open from my neck to my asscrack?

autism is not caused by tylenol. it's caused when the souls of human beings are no longer weighed down by earth's gravity. it's like these maga chuds haven't even watched gundam

BDS works! also, they're still letting the IDF use their other cloud services, but they're starting to move on this, keep pushing.

I knew this poll over on mastodon would be divisive but I was not expecting such an even split. Clearly some people are excited about the possibilities offered by the new way, but others definitely see the benefits of a tried and true approach

BIG TONY’S SUBS I’M GONNA ORDER MEATBALL DOWN AT BIG TONY’S SUBS

Disney+ is still on the BDS list, just saying

hats off to the disney lucasfilm marketing team. "yes we're really calling it that" is an inspired tagline for The Mandalorian and Grogu

Hey there Delilah I am writing the Quixote Adding hermeneutic weight to what Miguel wrought crude and floaty Vis-à-vis The work— attributed to me? Or only he?

If the sign outside your Christian church advertises your Sunday service as “SUN WORSHIP” then don’t get mad when a bunch of pagans show up

Why isn’t there an Aldnoah 1

today was the last regular season Microsoft Excel Esports battle. I was too busy to participate unfortunately. Out of nine matches I think I only participated in three this year. Ah well Nevertheless I think I'm going to try the championship qualification round later this month

I'm an AI hater but I'm also a pragmatist so I've spent some time recently using ChatGPT and Claude to see what they're actually useful for. In my assessment, the answer is, "probably some stuff but honestly barely anything worthwhile, and also sometimes it manipulates a teen into ending his life"

My eighth grade history teacher was utterly obsessed with Mussolini, taught us history by having us RP as members of his family and cabinet, and twice had us goose step in the schoolyard

Guy who’s a lil confused and mixed up: “I’m glad Robert Redford died and I’m not let the government make me pretend he was good”

every so often I'll see very technical comparisons of atproto and activitypub and it's all above my head but I think the core issue is that bluesky just isn't janky enough. if you scroll your feed and don't hear the jalopy engine clank, then how do you even know you're alive

things are really bad. but on the bright side, there's a lot of evidence that things are going to get way better very soon, right? right? I'm correct about that, aren't I?

A piece of my childhood died. 😭 Charlie taught me it’s okay to be weird… he’s up there jamming with Hendrix and David Bowie. He would want 4 us to celebrate gun violence, not 2 mourn… he really taught us how to never give up on our dreams or bigotries…. RIP (p is for PEACE not vulgar urine PISS)

Yeah this has outstripped the post-9/11 frenzy even, especially when you factor in that the entire country was genuinely traumatized by 9/11 while most people didn’t know or care who Charlie Kirk was

Charlie Kirk was a bad person and his death is cause for celebration, writes journalist Evan Urquhart. Read our very special free speech edition of Assigned Media. www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...

Seen in the Porter Square Star parking lot yesterday

A piece of my childhood died. 😭 Charlie taught me it’s okay to be weird… he’s up there jamming with Hendrix and David Bowie. He would want 4 us to celebrate gun violence, not 2 mourn… he really taught us how to never give up on our dreams or bigotries…. RIP (p is for PEACE not vulgar urine PISS)

Romance story idea with a variant on “enemies to lovers” and “only one bed” tropes: Oops, Before I Embarked on This Journey of Revenge I Only Dug One Grave

I don't know anything about Star Trek, never seen a single episode, but for the past couple days I'm seeing a lot of people on social media lately talking about that guy Kirk. I can't make heads or tails of it but from what I can tell, I think I agree that Picard seems better

the shooter was an online gamer. it's important for newsrooms to understand video games more than ever. that's where i step in. so umamusume: pretty derby (ウマ娘 プリティーダービー) is a gacha horse racing simulator based on real life japanese race horses. in the world of umamusume, anime girls replace horses,

is it hard to carve things on bullets? I don't know much about bullets but I'd think it would be really difficult and annoying

wake up, new consuming obsession just dropped

I was pretty sure I knew what this was gonna be before I pressed play and then I knew I was right after the first note

Homestuck is actually fixing their website and are serially re-releasing the comic (similar to the original serial release, but accelerated) If you've never read Homestuck but are curious about it, following along with this might actually be the best time and method of reading it homestuck.com

I’m worried things might get really bad if the posts are too mean. Which would suck because things are so good right now, and always getting better. So if things get worse it’s probably the posters’ fault

Just want to be clear that I don't condone anything. Bear in mind that anything that ever happens, anything whatsoever, happens without my express condonement

you fools, this is all a distraction. the real important thing is some other thing

I just don't get the mindset that makes an actor eager to take a role in a superfluous re-adaptation of a work by an avowed raging bigot who harasses trans people online and is actively, openly, successfully using her profit from the franchise to lobby against their legal rights

I'm a contestant on this episode of Random Pursuit! You'd be surprised at what I do and do not know. www.theincomparable.com/gameshow/264/

I always have to watch a Nintendo Direct live as it airs, so I can scrutinize the opening seconds of every trailer like "wait is this xenoblade? could this be xenoblade?" @sarahkey.bsky.social's 2022 reaction to the XC3 announcement is the vibe we are all chasing

just to catch any visiting aliens up: the guy from that pizza hut commercial is our leader now. he's sending the military to invade and occupy our own cities but we are pretty sure we found a little pedophile poem he wrote once, so we might be able to use that against him somehow. any ideas, aliens?

SOME JUCKING NEWS: Now officially coming out... DECEMBER 3RD, 2025. LET'S GOOOOOO!!!!11111

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I feel like there's a gap in the marketplace for a high-end made-to-order padded liner to give your bass guitar a little extra protection inside its case. High quality materials, handmade, but no frills. Just a line of basic baseline case liners for bass cases on a case-by-case basis

There are moments when I physically flinch away from the screen because my brain wasn’t ready to perceive the perfect aesthetic expression of a platonic ideal

Looking at City the Animation makes my brain go crazy

I started using Hinge a few weeks ago and I was complaining that all the people it showed me seemed just totally uninteresting to me today it showed me someone whose main pic was them in front of Rigsy’s mural of Clara on the side of the TARDIS, so, credit where due. The algorithm works I guess

Here’s my “silk song” My silk shake brings all the boys to the yard And they’re like, it’s smoother than yours Damn right, it’s smoother than yours We can weave you some but we have to charge

I saw an anime about this www.nature.com/articles/d41...

Weird Mandela effect thing: you know the month Setbemper? It’s actually spelled and pronounced “September.” Always has been

I recently got turned onto Tomoo because she did stellar ending themes for two anime I loved this year ("Blue Box" and "City the Animation"). I checked out her stuff and every single track without exception is an incredible banger here's the ending for City, still one of my faves. it rules!!!!