@chinnyvision.bsky.social Home Bargains currently selling 250ml bottles of Japanese Coke. FULL SUGAR. For £2. (Well, HFCS)

Lisa needs braces.

AI has actively made life worse for literally everyone - tech is now more expensive - you cannot trust most media of reality anymore - programs barely function - energy prices - literal psychosis - your voice can be literally stolen for evil - more spyware but hey, you can avoid paying an artist.

There’s been a recent breakout of people doing huge shops in Aldi and Lidl, while bagging their items at the checkout instead of the packing counter. These people are dangers to society.

Virgin Radio are playing an edit of Fairytale Of New York to everyone else. It’s a truly pointless edit, in that “slut” and “faggot” have been slightly edited (a bit of reverse audio), but only in the middle of the words, with the effect that the original words are still basically audible.

'Gone Fishing' for last minute sales so I can get some pigs in sheets 👍 Prints etsy.me/4q5Jgqz

Novel broken toilet at Piccadilly station of the day - someone disconnected the waste pipe. Reported it to someone. “Can you tell them instead? I’m just clocking off”. But my train was pulling in, so I didn’t.

Happened again! I realise this is dull, but surely an automated announcement shouldn’t kick in when the guard is already talking?

Fun train announcement. Guard is reading out a lengthy announcement and tips. Her mic is very quiet. Halfway through, the automated announcements start shouting over her. She continues, unabated.

Congrats to the Laughing Cow on his transition

Saint James of Bowen, patron saint of speedboats.

Not a reliable method of contraception.

Train standing-room only. Bike twat squeezes bike on. Train is now standing room only with exit blocked.

🤢🤮

Ok, we’ll admit, this one is actually funny.

#IntoTheGroove has been reviewed in the Daily Mail today. Thank you Mark Mason. Though the word ‘arse’ does appear in full, with no pants on, in the book.

I've seen the best Van ever this morning

[Hammers fist down on the Underwhelming Christmas Wonderland KLAXON] WE GOT ONE!!!

Find Timmy everywhere! linktr.ee/TimmyMallett...

Indianapolis Star, November 22, 1918

There must be someone who can do muppet voices in 2025

Disney just commissioned a LOT of mouse pornography

Post10 would NOT stand for this.

The internet peaked with bt.wav; it’s all been downhill since then. https://on.soundcloud.com/zQEdU8eMnR8RAp4Kjg

So, that’s Neighbours done. A shame. It was fun. And now it’s done.

The internet peaked with bt.wav; it’s all been downhill since then. https://on.soundcloud.com/zQEdU8eMnR8RAp4Kjg

Bit on the news just now about Kïera Béll, who got the choice to pause puberty, before choosing which one to go through after they'd had the chance to figure things out and reached an appropriate age, BUT THEN decided nobody should get to do that because they'd picked the wrong one after all...

Hang on a minute

ACTION THIS DAY

The court ruled that: She sent racist messages to colleagues. She lied in her evidence. She bullied her trans colleague. Trans women do not present any risk to other women in changing rooms to toilets. The headlines don't seem to mention those facts.

Watching the Oh No Not Them pilot. I…don’t hate it. I’ve laughed a few times. This could’ve worked! (Yes, it’s a US remake of The Young Ines. Yes, that’s Nigel Planer.)

Looks like the River Severn is woke now.

#TWATBLAST update. Watched it with the kid last night. She loved it and preferred it to the main show.

I'/ sorry to forward this in, but we need to know this is happening.

Didn’t expect Vernon to be playing the full length theme from Gremlins on Radio 2, but not going to argue that decision.

Bigots lose bigly. Decision in the Sandie Peggie case. She was not directly or indirectly discriminated against, her claim of victimisation fails entirely, her claim of harassment fails largely and her claim against Beth Upton fails entirely. www.judiciary.uk/judgments/sa...

Average BBC news article: 'A Brighton woman has broken the world record for the largest marzipan sweet ever constructed, measuring 100 feet in length and weighing over seventy kilogrammes. Attendees described it as 'delicious'. However, we spoke to Sex Matters, and

Yeah, this is a great point. Young people are probably more attuned and immune to the modern world of bullshit than us oldies.

Well, #twatblast was great!

That’s quite the product recall reason. A risk of psychological harm.

Over 40 years ago. Still makes me laugh out loud. 🔊🔊🎅

There are only about 30 TERFs in Britain, but most of them have newspaper columns.

Lily Allen is set to sell her West End Girl album in a very unique way. A description of the saucy limited-run merch warns: "This product is a novelty USB device intended for data storage only." 🙈

Masked Singer Germany certainly knows the history of this song. Performed by Harry Otter. Pleasingly, the German audience don’t do the “so good” shouting that’s been ruining it for a few years now.

Honestly, the Darkness cover of Mistletoe and Wine has been in my head all day. And the video, with Justin doing all Cliff’s moves is tremendous fun.