This is a box crab 📦🦀, likely Calappa calappa (from a Malay word meaning "coconut"). They're also called 'shame-faced crabs' because they pull their massive claws (chelae) in front of their face when alarmed. Why are they squirting? This is a way of moving water over their gills to keep them wet.

The thing about cats is all their little noises

I want to go to a haunted house designed by Julio Torres. One of the rooms would just be like a dimly lit office, another would be a candle isle at a Kmart that's going out of business. An undersea room with like a crab smoking a cigarette charging you $ for clean water

a matador's goal is to avoid physical contact

The controls are nowhere near as frustrating as never knowing where the fuck I am. I’m bad enough at game maps but turns out I like to have maps after all.

Streaming Baby Steps right now. I just enterered the Horse Zone. twitch.tv/sirive

This is a bizarre thing to publish on the day the federal court awarded a journalist $220,000 for being unfairly dismissed from an on-air role for their political views. In Australia it isn't just private companies that cave to pressure, it's the public broadcaster www.smh.com.au/national/why...

re: the elephants drawn by people who had never seen elephants, it is ESSENTIAL to click through to the master interactive, where you can enlarge each successively worse elephant (and link to the original source!!)

Been waiting for Baby Steps game to come out forever but at the same time I had no release date in my head and now it's just out? That's a great way to experience things.

I met King Charles.

Catching up on the rapture stuff and I'm letting you know it's been Tuesday here for ten hours.

checkitout! chatted with my good friend Hank green about all things business but more importantly homestar runner

i rearranged the action figures on my living room mantle for fall. now it's only 6" scale marvel legends folks in cool battle stances.

they didn't have autism back then it was actually totally normal for my great-grandmother and my great-aunt to write down the day's weather report on the cardstock that comes in a package of nylons and then the next day record exactly how the report was inaccurate every single day for 30 years

Finally played #yazeba this weekend. After not seeing friends for weeks, it was nice to play a game about hanging out with friends. (We played the Gone Fishin' chapter)

i come from a long line of pasta appraisers

this exists it is called thinking

My #batmanday drawing.

Celebrate Batman Day with this official Batman-colored-as-Robin whistle!

the only comic discourse I care about

how to be a man

It's really REALLY impressive that there is any self published comic at all in our world. The amount of time, effort, money and risk it takes to produce a single 16 page comic automatically makes every indie artist a hero.

Penguin Colony: Reveal Trailer. Slide into #TERROR from the Southern Hemisphere. Coming Soon! Wishlist on Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3695930/Penguin_Colony/ #TheThing #LoveCraftian #MountainsOfMadness #CosmicHorror #BodyHorror #NightmareFuel #penguincolony #indiedev #gamedev

Coldo plays Cops N' Strawbers

Naarm/Melbourne! We are re-fostering these beautiful two cats (indoor only) and looking to adopt them (as a pair). They are so so so sweet and we would have adopted them ourselves if we didn’t already have our own. Get in touch!

Cheeto jokes making the 180 from hack to edgy isn’t the worst part of this but it’s close

Some of the intense white gamer guys who crash out calling the difficult (often optional) sections of Hollow Knight: Silksong "rage-inducing," "controller-breaking," and "total fucking bullshit," give off major "the charges were ultimately dropped due to a lack of corroborating evidence" energy.

Zuckaberg and food is my favourite genre

A grim reminder: these people will never be satisfied. There’s no point at which they will say “we’ve won, let’s enjoy life.” They will always be looking for someone else to punish, to revile, to dehumanize. They’re empty without that.

Fucking hell

You can still buy all their work. Being a rude, abrasive loudmouth while trans is the only unforgivable sin to these people.

were to be around him at any time for any reason due to his habitual sexual harassment and assaults. Frank Miller released one of the most savagely Islamophobic comics of all time, HOLY TERROR, and still works with DC. There are pedophiles, war criminals, confessed sexual predators on staff.

One thing I'll say about DC not only canceling Red Hood, but recalling the first issue and refunding stores for buying it, is that you can still get Neil Gaiman's work through them. They still work with Otto Schmidt. Eddie Berganza worked there for years AFTER the formation of a policy that no women

*flipping the lights off and on* You don't have to fuck off but you can't fuck here!

We should abolish real estate agents but we should also keep putting up pictures of slightly odd looking people with slightly odd sounding names

Mr Beast (a piece of shit) meeting Mike Tyson (strong piece of shit): please punch me in the tummy.

When you see a bad joke incoming

wow! 100 likes! thank you so much

truly one of the most unintentionally funny things i've ever seen someone post online about themself

My new shirt design is a very serious PSA that I was asked to make, because apparently a lot of people don't know. roryblank.bigcartel.com

Melbourne has an English jubensha www.scriptedmurder.com/home

Model sheet for Pluto's Quin-puplets

Huge thanks to @crapstacular.bsky.social for covering our Games for Palestine charity bundle in Rascal News 🙏 as we approach the last days of the charity, all RTs and signal boosting is appreciated. Get the bundle here itch.io/b/2979/play-...

what the fuck are you talking about

"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys

Omg he's in bandages? Get well soon Caramello Koala :(

It's September 15th, the day that Yazeba's Bed and Breakfast takes place! I'm celebrating by finally playing it this weekend. #yazeba

This is literally how Houdini died