I think old people and normies who live life mostly in meatspace simply feel much freer to express basic truths like "someone oughtta do something about that guy" than those of us who are terminally online and have learned to pre-censor because we don't want to catch a ban

2 girls in love #honeyandthemoon

Leave Chapell alone!

springtime pfp ^_^

I made these for my sister's upcoming baby

The Muppet Show premiered 5 years ago tonight!

im ngl "skibidi" is a word that reeks of subtle lesbophobia and we should probably expunge it from our vocabularies.

lets all get fax machines and talk to each other that way

If you want to watch a show with fraggles in it you've got a few options . You could watch Fraggle Rock , or perhaps Fraggle Rock: Back to the Rock . You could also check out Fraggle Rock: The Animated Series , and maybe Fraggle Rock: Rock On! . But aside from these , you're out of luck

i may be the first person in history to have cut their finger using a bagel slicer . like , the device invented to safely slice bagels without the blade going near your fingers ? i guess i found a way

“this trans stuff is just a distraction!” yeah needing to piss is pretty distracting. i’d like to be able to do it somewhere i won’t get arrested or assaulted. fuck you.

pond pixie

(after accidentally cutting myself an bleeding everywhere) Omg this is just like the pitt !!

me posting on bluesky : if i was a fish i'd probably just swim around for my whole life fish posting on bluesea : if i was a human i'd probably just walk around for my whole life

genuinely fascinating that we’ve hit a point where the full monetization of the internet and ai bot takeover has led to a majority of people wanting tech minimalism

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never alone

The author's brazen fetish, presented with such hedonistic flair and and open pride it makes you feel a little embarassed for needing to hide your own passions behind self-effacing jokes in order to preserve a sense of safe, pseudo-ironic detachment

me posting on bluesky : if i was a fish i'd probably just swim around for my whole life fish posting on bluesea : if i was a human i'd probably just walk around for my whole life

i love having a friend i can go grocery shopping with and say "hey look , its the technology connections can opener !!" and she knows exactly what im talking about

i’ve literally watched this like 30 times since last night and it only keeps getting more funny

Art by • Elle Donlon

The kitten regretted running away from home, but now shes afraid to go back and not be welcome anymore.

need all the tech bros to STOP working on ai and START inventing a good way to reheat french fries

this radio I copped from goodwill today is so perfect I could cry, the sound quality is so good, was only like 19 bucks too

nintendo needs to give up on this whole "video game" fad and go back to making playing cards

imagine if one day u saw nintendo announce a new Monkey Kong game and everyone was like yesssss monkey kong is back !!!! and u checked and apparently he had always been named that and when u asked ppl about it they laughed at u like "lmao why would he be called donkey kong ? hes clearly a monkey"

still catching up on season 2 of the pitt , does anyone know what episode ogilvie dies ?

yeah me too

I'm not a ghost! That's a terrible rumor! Tell them that I'm not a ghost. I'm counting on you!

i would honestly never want to play russian roulette because if you lose you have to die and im not too keen on that

i absolutely appreciate allyship , especially right now , but it's always a little bit funny when someone actually says "ell gee bee tee cue plus" out loud

(normal human voice) Hello im looking for a receipt scanner that will let me unleash the power of AI for the purposes of conquering tax season . And I was hoping Shaquille O'Neal could help me with this

Can we maybe not be fucking stupid for 5 seconds

Columbo's Tricks

I think the inventor of traffic jams could have maybe kept that shit to himself

It is not possible to get out of bed on time. We don't have the technology

ocean condominium club, atlantic city, new jersey, 1985

i think it's cool that there are electric eels . there should be more electric animals

The reason kitty cat is so good at saying meow is because it has spent its whole life practicing

Reminder that you are being lied to about trans people and our healthcare on an unfathomable scale

Laundromat soda machine

saying “shut up” before skipping the youtube ad is literally necessary

welp . read that wrong

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