it's true you know

i think this is the only time aphex twin ever did breakcore but like he fuckin nailed it tbh

the M in Muppets is actually because Jim Henson was a real mommas boy and was a tribute to Mim Henson

izzy recently called me "millennial-coded" and the thing is earlier that day i had just unironically laughed at an snl sketch where grown women pretended to be 12-year old boys doing a podcast where they kept calling snack foods "fire" or "chopped" . so like i couldnt even argue with her

they should make a type of money that is infinite and free . and they should call it LucyDollars so that everybody associates them with me and they all like me forever

the good news is i have a less miserable job now that should actually start giving me health insurance in a month or so the bad news is atm it's scheduling me for like 10 fewer hours a week than my previous one so i'm kinda sliding from poverty into megapoverty

(misinformation from the alternate universe where jim henson was slightly less fond of the letter M) They're called the Ruppets because it's a combination of ragdolls and puppets

heres a mashup i made while i was away soundcloud.com/lucyfree/cra...

i am NOT addicted to blood , i could quit any time i vant

was at walmart and as i was walking past the movie section i saw a little girl excitedly grab the blu-ray of a charlie brown christmas and run over to show her dad . warmed my heart

like , you know , whatever

i need to log off of here

walking thru the grocery store thinking "They dont know this song was sampled by dj sabrina the teenage dj"

"why do i feel so shitty and lethargic today ?" - girl who hasnt drank any water

i want to get into perfume but im scared bc i know ppl get so serious about that shit so its like what if im like "ooh this smells nice , i'll go with that :)" and then everyone clocks it and thinks "Why is she wearing $2.99 discount fragrance mist from ross dress for less like some cheap whore"

i really really really want to believe there's at least somebody out there who notices how hard the media is pushing for a trans connection to the shooting despite there not being one and becomes deprogrammed from it . like even one person . somebody . anybody . it should be so obvious . Please

I'm dizzy... My blood pressure is low...

people love to be like "I didn't agree with all his viewpoints" so which ones did you agree with? which ones specifically?

watching gilmore girls thru the lens of luke being a butch dyke who hasnt realized it yet

why is it so FUCKING COLD in here !!!! it's still SUMMER i should not have to put on long pants and knit socks and a hoodie in my apartment !!!!!!

i dont know why i see so many calling charlie kirk a wonderful man - he's been quite rude to me personally . he hasn't even responded to any of my emails in the past three days

DJ VAGINOPLASTY Puttin’ On The Clitz

If u squint ur eyes this gif looks like janice muppet is nodding . If u open ur eyes it still looks like shes nodding but it's a lot easier to see it

gatorland, route 1, st. augustine, florida, 1979

What a nice morning to be alive with a healthy neck

what if instead of Saturday Night Live it was called Saturday Night Wive and it was just live footage of women getting married

you have to admit it’s funny that they cared about the Cracker Barrel logo as long if not longer than this

i think the reason the american south is so fucked up is that they have to get their groceries from a store called the piggly wiggly

"Healthy debate" = when I criticize you "Cancel culture" = when you criticize me

(existential Borat) my life

Even when he’s trying to be intimidating, Uni's just cute

Beep!!! Quack! Wrong! Quack! Incorrect! No, no. You have a long road to travel. Improve yourself and then come back.

if i was rich i'd do shit like go to the movie theater and ask the person at the counter what a movie is and then when they explain it i'd be like "oh my , that sounds wonderful !!" and then buy one ticket to every showing of every movie that day

it's important to have friends that inspire you to be more of a pervert

phd stands for pussy hedonism dude

(zaps you with the bimbofication ray) whoops sorry , i was trying to aim that at myself

i love knowing words !! i want to know as many words as possible

i dont think billionaires should be allowed to own newspapers . or eat food or breathe air

I feel like people are so concerned with game theorying their way to the most popular fandom ‘correct’ approved interpretation of a story that they forget to consider what the work says to them and how it resonates with them.

i unironically love that sometimes community radio stations will have mistakes like starting to play two bumpers at once , only to correct it after a few seconds . it's a charming reminder that there are real humans working right now to bring me this broadcast and it's not just run by a computer

in retrospect, there’s probably never been a name as threatening as “America Online”

whatever happened to farmers only dot com ? did all the farmers find love

Conservatives heard something about a bulge and immediately went “that must be about trans women’s penises” because that’s all they think about.

every workplace needs at LEAST one tranny . though for optimal efficiency you should try to hire as many as possible