havoc is pretty much the only thing you can wreak

why does santa use reindeer to pull his sleigh ? they cant fly and they dont live in the north pole . worst animal he could have chosen

Kitty cat moment . <-- Use this phrase when you encounter a kitty cat or if kitty cats are brought up in conversation

Give 100 dollars to pretty girls named lucy

self-affirmation for when u get high and start getting worried : "I feel the way I currently do because of the drugs i took , on top of how i felt before i took the drugs"

AI is the future . Dont believe me ? Well then i hate you . I hate you so much because you make me so mad and i am going to cry about you and all the other haters on my bluesky account all day and night until you tell me im right and give me all of your money

Welcome to sex dot com . Home of the sex . You looking for sex ? Well youre in the right place here on sex dot com . Home of the sex

tumblr is recommending i join a community called "lesbian yearning" .....

Pizza & More Oblong, IL

Nobody even gave a fuck about the mario bros until nintendo made them super

Look at that smile on her face omg

Today's #Muppet GIF of the Day is...

i would be the Lucy Westenra of dicking down allistic chonkers

It should be easy for you.

watching kitchen nightmares . gordon ramsay just told the chef his food is bad

imagine if your wife broke into your house and was like "Honey why the fuck did you lock me out"

You couldn’t make “Blazing Saddles” today because Fox News would complain that it’s mean to white people.

"Hi! I'm your Starbucks AI. What are you in the mood to--" "WASP CUP"

Diplo is not a creative so who cares what he thinks

Posting this more regularly. ko-fi.com/withkindereyes

theres a new baltimore ??? what was wrong with the old one

I mean yknow it doesnt feel great to learn that my store doesnt have the money to schedule me more than 20 hours a week because the company spent all of it on partnership deals with mrbeast and chatgpt . Like it's not exactly the best feeling in the wold

They cant get enough of each other😵‍💫 #wip

this is maybe a little "we're all trying to find the guy who did this" coming from me but i find it funny that the lost media wiki will mark pages as NSFW just because theyre about an R-rated (or sometimes lower-rated) movie and the page briefly mentions the concept of nudity

Hard to believe that they could do this to the star of The Riyadh Comedy Festival

you would think the national zoo and the national aquarium would be in the same city , but alas

i was searching ebay for dvds of freddy got fingered and saw this strange bootleg vcd with the tagline "You all want to FUNNY with me together!!"

sorry to this guy but this is unfortunately extremely funny to me

SANTA IS YOUR PARENTS ???!??!?!?!?!??!?!??!?

fun fact: no pangolin has ever done a single thing wrong in the entire history of the world

(eating a pill i found on the floor of the club bathroom) hope it's a placebo. i don't need any effects right now

i actually kinda like working the drive thru because i get to practice my fem voice all day and hear what it sounds like in the headset . over time more and more ppl call me maam just based on my voice so i can tell im improving

“Sorry, I wanted that iced.”

They call me Girl Woman on account of my female femininity

I know this lady husband name not “dick tips”

feed gulls, ocean city, new jersey, 1978

Radio . Its where the songs are .

why do ppl proudly call themselves stans ? who listened to stan by eminem and thought "Hell yeah im just like that guy"

(weeping) marge simpson works so hard .... she does everything she can to take care of her family ....

maybe i should get into selling people's personal information to advertisers as a side hustle . does anybody want to give me theirs

feel like a lot of tiktokers think they're still on vine with how they try to talk like the micro machines guy

since i switched to a flip phone i have had a few ppl asking me why im using it , what happened to my smartphone etc , but when i tell them it's because i wanted something i dont waste so much time on the general reaction is "ok real"

Brad’s Market Minneota, MN