Crowdfunding in November: BRUTE FORT This is an 18 card solo dungeon delving game combined with a tape cassette soundtrack of nasty dungeon synth by Gus BC (who also did the soundtrack for Thousand Empty Light) Link to follow the project coming soon...

Twin Peaks (1990) dir. David Lynch

cooking in the haus of valley today

this is pure mausritter found in the rijksmuseum collection: www.rijksmuseum.nl/nl/collectie...

excuse me do you have a moment to talk about the wicky wild wild west

Did I buy some elaborate cap guns just for this video? Yes. Did I buy a Burger King toy of Dr. Arliss Loveless from the 1999 movie Wild Wild West just for this video? Yes. Did I buy a fedora just for this video? Please. I had that already.

Scum on the frontier; Frontier Scum. Alfred Valley's back with a spitwad rules summary to get you hyped about this rootin' tootin' acid western roleplaying game.

I can't keep getting away with this... (Frontier Scum in 1 rule for @shutupshow.bsky.social) youtu.be/xDmb_JS3ZL0?...

entering my skincare era I fear

GENERATE YOUR OWN ANOMALIES It's been good fun working with the Triangle Agency team. Making a random generator just made sense!

This new Murk Dwelling collage courtesy of @wren-the-forrester.bsky.social has made my day.

For just £25 you could be the owner of 4 magazines containing roughly 240,000 words. Like even if you have no interest in tabletop games that’s a lot of words that you could simply rearrange into a new order and be about almost anything you were into, seems like a bargain really

imagery, compute!, magazine (1992) archive.org/details/1992...

I didn't realise I needed this video youtu.be/VOW9-F0kCeA?...

god I feel this

Thinking about gaming sickos today. Tell me some other good examples of folks playing unconventionally ⬇️ open.substack.com/pub/alfredva...

The Baron's Sport! Now in print form! This is my prison break funnel for Dungeon Crawl Classics, adapted from the #VALLEY100. Available to buy in my store www.hausofvalley.com/product/the-...

For the sci-fi / RPG creators out there, we are hosting an Itch jam during #shiptember! It's called Get Your Ship Together, and we want to see your cool spaceship stuff. You can sign up here: itch.io/jam/get-your...

rambo III, rutger hauer (he wasn't in the movie), genesis (1989) www.mobygames.com/game/21298/r...

this is what it looks like when I go on holiday

"moby dick" is how fans shorten the title it's actualy mobile suit richard

considering swapping my TRSHMSTR for an ADDAC604 so I can fit my µBermuda in too

I'd love to do another Lay On Hands jam one day if folks are interested

gladiator, type-in listing, excerpt, zx81 (1983) archive.org/details/cavg...

Send this to a friend who makes art

3dfx voodoo³ 3000 agp, graphics card, promotional shot (1999) archive.org/details/Comp...

What does the ghost car from Gran Turismo have to do with taking a break? Answer within.

Sunday morning 2 minute video essay about taking a break. Enjoy! youtu.be/GEICXWcnhQk?...

Lasers & Feelings in the Financial Times. Let's go

I wouldn't shilling so hard if it wasn't an emergency. Had some unexpected expenses this summer (which is the slower season for my household) and we are try to catch up. Please consider grabbing EVERY PAID GAME I HAVE for $15 bucks and/or sharing this around. Thank you so much!

token "look ma I'm in the top physical games on that itch site" post. can't beat the jousting game tho

I have something on bandcamp these days if you are enticed by the prospect of one-take experimental dungeon synth made with modular synthesisers. Let's be honest, how can that not be enticing? ultramediumfrequency.bandcamp.com/album/broadc...

HONEY, THE NEW ALFRED VALLEY SHOW IS ON...

This is me, I made this. Dungeon Crawl Classics in 1 rule on @shutupshow.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDnL... Go leave nice comments.

Dang it, the Baron has rounded up an array of prisoners to take part in a gauntlet inside his castle. He 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 keep getting away with this! The Baron's Sport is a 0-level funnel for Dungeon Crawl Classics adapted from the #VALLEY100. Available to download now: alfredvalley.itch.io/the-barons-s...

I can't even really describe what SLEW is. It's weird and cool and you should just check it out. alfredvalley.itch.io/slew

Making its print debut this week at Gencon: BORN TO DIE WORLD IS A FUCK, a pamphlet rpg by @willjobst.bsky.social and myself. I’ll have some in my bag as I wander and there’ll be some at @goodluckpress.co booth #564.

is there a greater pleasure than seeking out a real sicko font?

if you see anything I made at Gen Con you're legally obliged to tell/show me

I've got just a few of these PDF caps left in my store 🚨

why not the hypnagogic paradise of @alfredvalley.bsky.social’s DIEDREAM? alfredvalley.itch.io/diedream

sometimes I dream with the threshold filter on

I've been drawing a lot recently for this module I'm working on and it's been great fun but damn, it's hard!

Craft flawed and imperfect things, you have my permission. (I struggle with that too)

Do I know anyone who meets these criteria? a. can be hired to edit a ttrpg in the next week or so b. played in the #valley100 c. has experience with DCC If so, hit me up!

Critically, the rest of the book is a SAMPLE ADVENTURE. Do you know how USEFUL that is?! Even as a reference for formatting?! If you want people to write adventures for your games, for goodness’ sake, give them an idea of what those adventures should look like, more or less!!

I played Magic the Gathering for the first time at the weekend :)

came back from my trip to a ttrpg haul fit for a knight

there's a reason I don't normally draw much: I'm very lazy