Good Morning Toronto you bug beautiful bitch

This is what I get for bragging about a religious pilgrimage… the universe presented me with a biblical flood and No Room At The Inn on day one😂😂😂

PS thank you Babyface Doug Ford for pricing borderline buck-a-beer insanely cheap booze in this province. No wonder he keeps getting elected 😂

The Toronto Storm Of The Century & I’m stranded in The Six overnight but managed to rent a 1930’s sketchbox off what I assume is The Canadian Chinatown Mafia. Plugged the window with my hoodie & the Jays Cardigan giveaway. Got chips & booze. Seeya at the SkyDome for breakfast

Any of my Toronto/GTA homies got a couch I can scoop for the night? My Air BnB for the night cancelled on me at the bottom of the 5th inning and everything in town is booked solid for Bruno Mars😬 They will assuredly not let me sleep under the SkyDome, so… #BlueJays50

Behold, religious pilgrimage: “And my heaven will be a big heaven, And I will walk through the front door. Big Time.” #BlueJays50

Airport Tip: Use an empty pocket mickey as your water bottle. Quickly refillable, the plastic doesn’t bug security, and it’s small enough you don’t risk a zillion inconvenient bathroom breaks. To the untrained eye, however, it will look you’re on an absolute mission.

🎶Wave your hands from Side to side and sayyyy: I BELIEVE IN GAR-FIELD 👏👏 I BELIEVE IN GAR-FIELD 👏👏 🎶

Dusting this one off:

In the early 1970s, licence plates were stamped with the slogan “Sunny Manitoba” — a nod to long summer days, crisp blue winter skies and frequent sun dogs reflecting off of blinding white snow. While the slogan later changed, Manitoba’s ranking as Canada’s second-sunniest province has not.

Moderation tag is hilarious lmao MWAHHHHHHHHHH #SmackDown

It's not secret really, he's kinda just better than them at like everything lol.

The rubes and yahoos of the separatist faction are just the noisy front for more shadowy figures of foreign (mostly U.S.) interference who are the real organizers of this effort to break up Canada. It’s not the seppies to whom Danielle is listening; it’s the foreign manipulators backing them.

This woman has gone off the rails

I guess it’s always the “what you grew up with” rule but these happen to be the quintessential visual versions of both characters when I close my eyes.

Something something prep time

The Honda Fit is a sleeping dragon, pop-culturally. If you made a heist movie like the Italian Job where all the characters are doing cool shit in their Honda Fits it would go absolutely crazy

They should give Sparkle Jacket the heave-ho for flipping the double bird at the hard cam twice and then faking mooning it. These are maybe the least of his transgressions, but a good enough excuse 😂

RIBBY JESUS! 🙌 #BlueJays50

DOUBLE DOG ERN DOG 🌭🌭 #BlueJays50

Brilliant marketing lmao

Good to see Jose on Jays Central looking sharp in the City Connects! Got a couple pieces from my living room Jays wall for Joey Bats: #BlueJays50

Glad this is getting attention. Was a great gesture and great performance.

Doubling taxes on America’s wealthiest 1% for just one year would raise enough to fund SNAP for 17 years. Or fund Head Start preschool + childcare for roughly 140 years at current funding levels. Or repair every road in the country twice over. And the rich would still be rich.

It’s the freakin weekend

Everyone shut up and look at this cat

Oh please don’t make me say nice things about the Dodgers 😬😂 #LetsGoBlueJays

Yup. Building a pipeline through an uninhabited desert is a *wee bit* easier than building pipe through northern British Columbia.

It's worse

great stuff google thank you so much!!!!

you know, considering my only red line for people is "don't be a bully and don't cheer on a bully", it's astonishing how often it gets crossed by grown fucking adults

Working my way thru #SailorMoon DiC dub and just to be sure I rewatched the Doom Tree arc finale last night because on first watch I thought it blew Day Of Destiny/S1 finale out of the water. My opinion stands. Also Jupiter karate kicking the elevator trapdoor open is the lowkey highlight.

Ah yes, the intellectual stronghold of Sundre.

LRT: Caught some MMPR yesterday &was blown away by how unwatchable it was. Not just the stilted dialogue & genuinely poor acting, every set piece is a glaringly cheap disaster & the only redeeming bits are the repurposed tokusatsu sequences. I think the show was carried by the toys, is my point lol

The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Movie got this "too elaborate to be a Happy Meal" McDonald's toy set in 1995. Each figure came with an animal zord vehicle and sold for $1.59 with any purchase.

me too, percussionist

Hard work is not the path to success, hard work is the path to maybe doing ok. The path to success is doing massive and severe fraud

If you are like us, you’re going to be watching the last episode of The Late Show with sadness. But, I love that Colbert IS unabashed in his nerdom and is never afraid to speak out against things he sees as wrong. Good luck in whatever you decide to do next, Stephen.

a pre-referendum is called a preferendum

I love Alberta because just when you are despondent about how bizarre the politics is it gets more bizarre and you realize that the earlier time was the good old days.

We should have a referendum about having a referendum about having a referendum about having a referendum about having a referendum about having a referendum about having a referendum about having a referendum about having a referendum about having a referendum about having a referendum.

Holy Montreal Canadiens Batman. Four goals in 11 minutes to begin the Eastern Conference Final against Carolina. What a dream start.

Mon dieu, Les Habs

TEXIER! 3-1 MTL 😮