Shot, chaser.

The reason Trump’s animatronic in the Hall of Presidents looks like that is because Disney originally designed the skeleton for Hillary Clinton and had to hastily rework it.

Cilla Black is actually alive in Spain

With how many nukes America lost during the Cold War, I firmly believe there's a family somewhere in Georgia that's been passing down a nuclear bomb from generation to generation as a family heirloom.

Perfect.

This Is Just To Say I have turned off the AI features that were in the update and which you were probably hoping to monetize Fuck you they were stupid so unnecessary and so annoying

The “meaning of life” bit at 13:30 is so funny. youtu.be/Rk0dY7K7lQk?...

We’ve launched into yet another series on largely forgotten British wrestling television. This one, though, feels much different to the others from the off.

When I tell girls I'm in a band: sexy. When they realise it's a brass band: less so apparently.

Gerald Undone quitting his YouTube model is a real shame because nobody else does the kind of in-depth, factual, technical reviews he does, but I get why he’s doing it.

AJ Styles is reportedly wearing a few different hats at WWE post-retirement. They're all red and say Make America Great Again on them.

For the second time. Brilliant stuff.

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means? ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

WERNER HERZOG CAMEO TALKING ABOUT HIS LOVE OF THE CATATONIC LINDA MCMAHON STORYLINE YET AGAIN!!! LET'S. FUCKING. GO. (I'm disappointed that he didn't call Vince "the owner of the wrestling concern" this time, though.)

If anyone wants to feel good about a small piece of inclusive rebellion… There’s a pedestrian tunnel at Kings Cross St Pancras that is fully lined with ads for the launch of HBO MAX. Every single one of the Harry Potter posters has had a trans rights sticker affixed to it.

STOP KILLING ALLIGATORS AND MAKING GATORADE

The train I’m on is incredible: two crying babies, someone housing a SACK of prawn crackers and somebody else’s ringtone being a kazoo version of The Lion Sleeps Tonight.

When graphic design changes the implications of your intramural sports advertising 😜🤣

This looks fantastic.

Sometimes when my dog has been chewing on a random object, I'll give it a go myself to see if he's onto something.

By my rough count, there was 82 mins of bell-to-bell action on Mania night 2.

According to my sleep analysis app recording, I sneezed in my sleep last night, which I had no idea was possible.

What a flat ending.

For those wondering about the guy at the commentary table during Rhea vs. Jade. 🤼‍♂️

Commentary right now

a reminder as you hear the crowd in Vegas chanting "thank you Brock" for whatever eason.

OK, I’ll concede. Oba Femi is very cool.

The wrestle-house I’m in has gone back to watch Death Vegas. The very idea of Gringo Loco & Janela vs Gedo & Daisuke Sasaki seems built to test my patience.

Gosford Park (2001) Gosford World (2015) Gosford World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)

Why do AI company logos look like buttholes?

I won. I correctly picked TWO people. They were in the first 6 entrants. Between us we picked SEVENTY possible wrestles, all very Clusterfuck-y picks. THREE of them were booked.

Per #wXw 's Twitter... Come join a much more fun experience next March. Its really a great time at a really affordable rate

Invisible Man might be worker of Mania weekend.

Is he...is he signing an iron? - I mean...I'm not gonna lie, if I only had an iron with me, I'd do the same thing. But, why was the iron there? Lol #CMLL 🤼

WELCOME TO TOMODACHI LIFE CUNO

One good match in four hours. 😒 Ask me again why I watch AEW instead…

This match fuuuuuuuuuuuucking sucks.

3 women's matches on the show. None of them lasted longer than Pat McAfee's involvement. And literally all his involvement was was an angle to get him out the fucking match!

Iron Sheik at Mania 17 got to the ring faster than Randy

HALF-AN-HOUR of adverts and entrances!!!

ADRENALINE IN MY SOUL MANNEQUIN'S FORESKIN INTACT AND WHOLE

Can security throw that screaming woman out please?

Who is the guy that looks like Tom Savini in the Hogan doc clips?

“Del-High, India” Fuck off, Cole.

no they aren't. that's a guy in a costume and a puppet. hope this helps

WrestleMania has been a thoroughly miserable, highly sponsored experience until Seth and Gunther came out and had a proper wrestling match.

Daisuke Sekimoto’s finisher is so powerful that reality blinks out for a second