🎵 Fun House! 🎵 It's a whole lot less fun 🎵 Now Pat has got a gun

I love the idea that a rise of 3.99% rather than 4% will have some sort of psychological effect. People do actually see the amount of money that comes out of their bank account, you know. People are not going to look at £146.55 going out and find it so much more mentally tolerable than £146.56.

Dude, fuck off.

The world's richest man runs a subscription-based automated service that removes clothing from photographs of children.

BENOIT BLANC: an' you suh, you uh, you had no ANIMUHS with uh the snake mistuh COILY, none of any kind you might say? Q*BERT: !@#$%? BLANC: suh we do not say that anymore

This shot just happened in the actual movie I'm watching. Incredible. The most I have laughed in years.

Hypnotized by a completely level Rick Steiner plummeting to the mat

This is what we call "Facebook weather" because it's too scared to go to London, for zero logical reason.

I’m glad this move got pulled out of the mothballs (Jacky probably isn’t though)

if you're still driving a tesla, give your head a wobble

I like Creeper quite a lot, but why did their new (2025) album have to be a non-stop, sub-Meat Loaf, horror-themed stadium rock pastiche? Where’s the Misery, Suzanne, All My Friends, Be My End, Black Mass or I Choose To Live of this album?

Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters

“The original Dynamite announce team rides again!” Marvez?!?! Oh no.

This needs to be seen… www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...

I’ve had a full set of PRIDE for some time, but have only ever watched the first one. My plan is to get through them this year. PRIDE 2 starts with a VERY long fight and Quadros and Rutten just fucking BURY it on comms, complete with Bas singing and doing Tony Montana impressions to amuse himself.

This guy here is dead 👇

heard the RAM shortage is getting bad so I've been trying to stock up🤞

How I am going to greet all of my friends going forward: #njpw

The Legend that is Tanahashi's hair.

#njwk20: sponsored by NUTS!

THE BIG MAN IS BACK!!

Tokyo Dome City Tree plays "GO ACE!" #njwk20 #wrestlesky @wrestlingobserver.bsky.social

screenshot in case the post gets taken down or deleted

My book "Turning The Tables: The Story of Extreme Championship Wrestling" is 99p on Kindle throughout January (UK only deal). Reposts much appreciated. www.amazon.co.uk/Turning-Tabl...

If you read twitter backwards it's about nazi pedophiles trapping Stephen fry in a lift

My PlayStation THREE just woke up and asked for an update!! A great side effect is I’ve just found out the £5 DualShock SixAxis I got in Japan works. 😄 Official PS3 controllers in the UK can be rare and expensive, so finding an immaculate white one for the price of lunch was a no-brainer.

Seeing this a lot. Echoing it without the niceness. If you drink & drive you're a fucking loser. A MASSIVE fucking loser. If you willingly put people at risk, you're pathetic. Actual dog shit. Don't be a cunt. Call a taxi. Have a designated sober driver. There's NO reason to drink & drive.

MJF’s new Triple-B seems to contain no Burberry. I guess it’s just Big Brown Belt.

BBC 1 looks like a Cody Rhodes WrestleMania entrance.

I think I’ll be ringing in the new year with a succession of loud action movies as counter-programming to downstairs’ loud musical revue.

The final day

Where can one get good Dango in London? The Japanese sweet, not the fella who used to tag with Tyler Breeze.

Is this just a Tugboat/Typhoon repaint?

What has quickly become one of the most important wrap-up videos of the year is here! Use it to tick off the ones you’ve seen and make a list of the ones you need to see.

Who the fuck is Matt Kempke and how does he have crowd-shot footage of EVERY WWE show?

<blows dust off story> Mickey from 10CC once trod on my foot.

Koko Ware with a bad landing (credit to @erinquinn.bsky.social for unearthing this)

THIS. Read Asterix in English, and see how Hockridge and Bell don’t just transliterate but remake whole puns and wordplays that sparkle in English culturally as well as linguistically. Flawless work that simply cannot be done without true understanding of *the concept of meaning*

Love referee Yagi just causally leaning in the corner, his head turning back and forth like he’s watching Centre Court at Wimbledon. 😄

Darby and Gabe had nothing outside the blood. What a waste of time.

Fuckin' hell, Kaun!! #AEWWorldsEnd

After the year he’s had, the best you can do for Bandido on the final PPV of 2025 is teaming with someone who’s not his partner against (sorry lads) the bottom rung of the Callis Family on the pre-show?

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Here’s to 2026

In this house, we love Speedball Mike Bailey & hate landlords

"I heard it gets harder training you lower body as your career keeps going" - Tana: "my knees are cooked" "Aren't the bird's knees still healthy as a former high-flyer?" - Kamitani: "Only my knees are very healthy" - Tana: "We should trade lol" - Kamitani: "lol sure" 😭😭😭 🤼‍♀️🇯🇵

12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”

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