The US and Israel have bombed Iran. Distracts US media away from the Epstein files and Trump's plummeting approval ratings at home. Israel has declared a state of emergency in anticipation of retaliatory strikes, which also prevents Netanyahu from facing his corruption trial. Handy.

The Sky Sports News crew are so fucking biased. They clearly want Wrexham to win. For example: "There's been a second goal at Wrexham. Have they stretched their lead, Mark?" "Unfortunately not, it's an equaliser for Ipswich." What happened to being impartial? #itfc

However it's very telling how this country's priorities are completely fucked by the fact that Andrew has been arrested for allegedly disclosing secrets to Epstein, and not for being a massive nonce.

I love how the long-standing Royal correspondents like Jennie Bond etc now finally feel able to tell us all how much of a colossal arrogant bellend the former Prince Andrew is.

Happy birthday to Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, who turns 66 tod- ohhhh.....

"What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Pizza Express meal?"

This is a very specific crowd-sourcing call: Does anyone have a full run of UK ROUNDUP, which aired on The Wrestling Channel in November & December 2004? It contains quite a lot of FWA footage and is relevant to our interests. All formats accepted. Kieran can digitise anything AND post it back!

The Charmandean Centre in Worthing is officially SOLD OUT for this afternoon's international wrestling spectacular presented by Premier Promotions! Next show here is March 29 with Bullitt and Jordon Breaks. Tickets for this and all Premier shows at www.ticketsource.co.uk/premier-promotions.

I was watching Countdown with my mum on Weds. An advert came on for treatment for vaginal dryness, with menopausal women discussing their dried up vaginas. I decided to take the tea mugs into the kitchen at that point.

Keir Starmer is seemingly just realising that politicians lie, which is a display of both naivety and a complete lack of self awareness.

Another excellent listen! 👏

@kieranedits.bsky.social Day 15: Tokyo Sleaze isn't there. His seat has been taken by a stern looking man in a suit. Maybe the authorities have finally caught up with him for the crimes I've imagined he's committed in my mind.

It's been a tough day. #Caturday

@kieranedits.bsky.social Day 14, it's a weekend, and so Tokyo Sleaze is in the house.

You were all talking about Greenland earlier this week. Now everyone is talking about NATO soldiers who fought in Afghanistan. Which means nobody is talking about Trump and the Epstein files. He is a master of distraction.

The 2025 Nobel Peace Prize is awarded for events that happened in 2024 - before Trump was President. All of his dubious claims about ending 8 wars relate to 2025. This would make him eligible for this year's Prize. If he can't get his head around that simple concept, he's a fucking idiot.

If you think this is bad, just wait till the USA's games in the World Cup #AFCON

@kieranedits.bsky.social Day 6....JUST SPOTTED MR BIG CLAP!

@mrjamesob.bsky.social In the past few seasons, under new Football League guidelines, clubs will also wear away kit if the home kits are indistinguishable to colour blind people, eg if Barnsley (red) were playing at Plymouth (green), then Barnsley woukd wear their away kit. #mysteryhour

MET OFFICE: "Stay indoors during this storm! There's a danger to life!" EVERY TV NEWS CHANNEL: "Here's our reporter standing outside in the storm" #StormGoretti

Paging @fwapod.bsky.social 😎

The Brighton & Hove Buses bus tracker app seems a bit fucked today. Time is passing at an unnatural rate. I realise this probably affects none of you, but I had to get it off my chest.

Liam Rosenior appointed as Chelsea manager until 2032. Do they mean the year or just after 8:30pm tonight?

I wonder if Infantino will ask Trump for his FIFA Peace Prize back now.

The USA have bombed Venezuela, or as the impartial and neutral BBC Radio 5 Live have just reported it, "Explosions have been heard around Caracas".

I once bumped into Jarvis Cocker at the Lions Club Donkey Derby in Seaford, East Sussex. Around 97/98 time.

Just witnessed an absolutely SUPERB match between Mark Haskins and Jordon Breaks. Haskins won 2-1 in a match with technical mastery plus a bit of out of the ring brawling, and a dive to the outside. Excellent contest, one of the best I've seen in Premier in years.

Super no vacancy tonight in Worthing for #PremierPromotions.

Happy #Caturday from me and Cleopatra.

It's over. The Twisted Genius's managerial career: 2001-2020.

Here at #PremierPromotions in Worthing today to make an important announcement.

Is there anyone in the country who hasn't been completely fucked up the arse by Rachel Reeves today?#Budget

I don't want the money I'm forced to pay to the BBC paying off Trump. It's time to #scrapthelicencefee.

BONUS SHOW!! November’s first interview in lieu of a review show: we go over an hour with the man behind The Wrestling Channel, Sean Herbert. Get it now from your podcast provider of choice and the first reply. Spread the word.

@mrjamesob.bsky.social Hello James. My father died on Saturday. Today I tuned in for Mystery Hour as I do every week. It was the first regular 'normal' routine thing that I've done since he passed. And you made me smile too. Thank you. Never underestimate the value of what you do.

Goodnight Dad 💔

A bunch of foreigners (mostly Japanese + Mongolian, Russian, Ukrainian and Kazakh) came to London, were welcomed with open arms, completely embraced our culture, spread positivity and brightened our day to day lives with a bit of their culture. This is what the UK should be all about. #sumolondon

We're here for the final day of #sumolondon at the Royal Albert Hall.

I'm on the train....off to the final day of the London sumo tournament. Ridiculously excited. We have driven out the evil spirits and my chronic headaches are at a low enough level for me to travel today. Huzzah. #sumo #sumolondon

I reckon he's discovered that this is his new lucky salt throw. #sumo #sumolondon

There's definitely a lot more picking up and lifting of opponents in this London sumo tournament than you ever usually see in the full-on Japanese bashos.

Ura basically just did a Samoan drop, right? I've never seen that used in sumo before. This is one of the reasons why Ura is great.

So England have become the first European team to qualify for the 2026 World Cup, and if that isn't a sign of great German efficiency from Thomas Tuchel, then I don't know what is.

The rikishi are taking-in the town and doing what we all do when in London. Seeing the sights, admiring the parks, shopping on High Street, taking tea at Fortnum's, using the olde phonebox, eating Chinese, and having a terrific time.

In a VERY rare move, Dora was actually washing her mother's head. It's ok, 5 minutes later, Mama was hissing at her and Dora then stole her spot on the sofa. #Caturday #catsofbluesky #catsky #cats

How it started.....how it's going #FreePalestine #StoptheGenocide

Delia Smith Jeremy Goss Liam Manning Ed Balls Grant Holt Stephen Fry Bryan Gunn Alan Partridge.... Your boys took one hell of a beating! #itfc #IPSNOR

Cleo helped me do an online shop yesterday, arriving today, which I believe is #Catutday.

Fuck me, this is like appointing Gary Glitter to oversee a primary school. Keep this war criminal out of Middle Eastern affairs and send him to The Hague instead.