@mrjamesob.bsky.social My mum is devastated that Sheila snatched the Mystery Hour game away from her (as she cools down with a cup of tea)! 😂😂

A van for a plumber called GM Monk has just driven past me in Hove. Best in the world?

Tomorrow night! A few spaces still available. If you've ever wanted to get involved in the wrestling business without being an actual wrestler, this is a great opportunity to find out more! Contact Quality Wrestling Academy for more info.

The camera operator in the background working the stationary cam appears to be wearing a New Zealand rugby top #sumo

Kirishima beats Ura (boooo) l, which means we have a playoff between Kirishima and Wakatakakage to decide the yusho.

As a wrestling commentator, I 100% endorse this. This is precisely how I have always approached my commentary.

Wakatakakage wins. There will be no six-way playoff 😢

I love Wakatakakage but I want him to lose today to help get the six-way playoff. But the chances of Fujiryoga, a Maegashira 17, beating a Komusubi are very slim surely.

Up early on a Sunday morning to watch the final day of the May sumo tournament from Tokyo. There is a slim possibility of an unprecedented six-way tie at the top by the end of this, and I'm totally here for it. #sumo

Ura! What a magnificent, resilient, bendy man he is. Excellent entertainment as always. #sumo

BBC News leading all its bulletins on demands by former Government advisor Lord Robertson for more defence spending, without at any point mentioning his current paid senior role for US defence lobbyists

My cousins in Beirut report Israeli bombs are "hitting all around us". They don't live in a Hezbollah area. They're Sunni, Hezbollah are Shia. Israel's reports of just targeting Hezbollah is a complete lie. This is attempted genocide of the Lebanese people, just like Gaza. But nobody seems to care.

As you can clearly see, Cadbury's Easter eggs don't mention the word "Easter" anywhere. It's an absolute disgrace. #DontBelieveTheGammon

This is listed on the BBC website as the TWENTY FIRST story from the top, below stories about different types of hot cross buns available this year and weekend jobs for teens disappearing. Hardly prominent reporting. But then it doesn't fit the Beeb's agenda. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

1. You can't say that the club is apolitical and then reach out to the leader of a political party and invite him for lunch. That goes for ANY party. The two things contradict each other. >> #itfc

The volunteers who reported this were unable to provide: Any descriptions of the people involved. Any timings of when it allegedly happened. Any other details. It's almost like they made it all up. Meanwhile, Pound Shop Trump (Farage) is still insisting it happened. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

This is a great thread.

Hang on, didn't Trump tell us just last week that he didn't need help from the UK, as the war had already been won? Also, if Iran can still drop a mine or a missile, then you haven't destroyed 100% of their military capability, have you, you dementia riddled fuckdog?

I guess we're straight into April then.

If you haven't seen @pw-ceasefire.bsky.social before I highly recommend checking them out! They just put up all the matches from the Justice IV All event & it's such a great show! They do tremendous work both in & out of the ring & I think everyone should support them! youtube.com/@prowrestlin...

@kieranedits.bsky.social Watching day 1 of the Osaka basho. No sign of Walrus Man but the man who looks like Keiji Muto cosplaying as Alejandro Armando Estrada is back.

The US and Israel have bombed Iran. Distracts US media away from the Epstein files and Trump's plummeting approval ratings at home. Israel has declared a state of emergency in anticipation of retaliatory strikes, which also prevents Netanyahu from facing his corruption trial. Handy.

The Sky Sports News crew are so fucking biased. They clearly want Wrexham to win. For example: "There's been a second goal at Wrexham. Have they stretched their lead, Mark?" "Unfortunately not, it's an equaliser for Ipswich." What happened to being impartial? #itfc

However it's very telling how this country's priorities are completely fucked by the fact that Andrew has been arrested for allegedly disclosing secrets to Epstein, and not for being a massive nonce.

I love how the long-standing Royal correspondents like Jennie Bond etc now finally feel able to tell us all how much of a colossal arrogant bellend the former Prince Andrew is.

Happy birthday to Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, who turns 66 tod- ohhhh.....

"What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Pizza Express meal?"

This is a very specific crowd-sourcing call: Does anyone have a full run of UK ROUNDUP, which aired on The Wrestling Channel in November & December 2004? It contains quite a lot of FWA footage and is relevant to our interests. All formats accepted. Kieran can digitise anything AND post it back!

The Charmandean Centre in Worthing is officially SOLD OUT for this afternoon's international wrestling spectacular presented by Premier Promotions! Next show here is March 29 with Bullitt and Jordon Breaks. Tickets for this and all Premier shows at www.ticketsource.co.uk/premier-promotions.

I was watching Countdown with my mum on Weds. An advert came on for treatment for vaginal dryness, with menopausal women discussing their dried up vaginas. I decided to take the tea mugs into the kitchen at that point.

Keir Starmer is seemingly just realising that politicians lie, which is a display of both naivety and a complete lack of self awareness.

Another excellent listen! 👏

@kieranedits.bsky.social Day 15: Tokyo Sleaze isn't there. His seat has been taken by a stern looking man in a suit. Maybe the authorities have finally caught up with him for the crimes I've imagined he's committed in my mind.

It's been a tough day. #Caturday

@kieranedits.bsky.social Day 14, it's a weekend, and so Tokyo Sleaze is in the house.

You were all talking about Greenland earlier this week. Now everyone is talking about NATO soldiers who fought in Afghanistan. Which means nobody is talking about Trump and the Epstein files. He is a master of distraction.

The 2025 Nobel Peace Prize is awarded for events that happened in 2024 - before Trump was President. All of his dubious claims about ending 8 wars relate to 2025. This would make him eligible for this year's Prize. If he can't get his head around that simple concept, he's a fucking idiot.

If you think this is bad, just wait till the USA's games in the World Cup #AFCON

@kieranedits.bsky.social Day 6....JUST SPOTTED MR BIG CLAP!

@mrjamesob.bsky.social In the past few seasons, under new Football League guidelines, clubs will also wear away kit if the home kits are indistinguishable to colour blind people, eg if Barnsley (red) were playing at Plymouth (green), then Barnsley woukd wear their away kit. #mysteryhour

MET OFFICE: "Stay indoors during this storm! There's a danger to life!" EVERY TV NEWS CHANNEL: "Here's our reporter standing outside in the storm" #StormGoretti

Paging @fwapod.bsky.social 😎

The Brighton & Hove Buses bus tracker app seems a bit fucked today. Time is passing at an unnatural rate. I realise this probably affects none of you, but I had to get it off my chest.

Liam Rosenior appointed as Chelsea manager until 2032. Do they mean the year or just after 8:30pm tonight?

I wonder if Infantino will ask Trump for his FIFA Peace Prize back now.

The USA have bombed Venezuela, or as the impartial and neutral BBC Radio 5 Live have just reported it, "Explosions have been heard around Caracas".

I once bumped into Jarvis Cocker at the Lions Club Donkey Derby in Seaford, East Sussex. Around 97/98 time.

Just witnessed an absolutely SUPERB match between Mark Haskins and Jordon Breaks. Haskins won 2-1 in a match with technical mastery plus a bit of out of the ring brawling, and a dive to the outside. Excellent contest, one of the best I've seen in Premier in years.

Super no vacancy tonight in Worthing for #PremierPromotions.