Republicans are fucking weird

My theory about why so many "anti-woke" comedians get so upset about this stuff is that ultimately the main criticism being levied against them is that they need to get better material and they don't want to do that.

Look, if you don’t want a Cobra Commander throne, that’s your loss. Me, I’ve already rented the truck.

Shoutout to the algo for feeding this person all the twink content 😂 Cc @evgenygaytwink.bsky.social

Remember when Klinger (i think) was cross dressing to get out of Korea on MASH? Well that but we’re all enby twinks and bears now

There is a third type. “Loves spicy flavorful food and is not impressed by the Scoville arms race exacerbated by Hot Ones.”

I trust AOC to mock them for saying “oh no health care and clean air are communist, oh no” more than I trust a boring centrist to deflect those same charges.

Realizing before our first was born that we would not own the child, we would be its legal advocate and caretaker, was a revolutionary idea for me personally. Normies look at me like I’m from Mars any time it comes up.

Oh Ill be on the hunt for this one

Im white, but in not this white

Ive never heard of this one but I bet it goes hard

As a PNW native, Im a “Beef” and a “No Tomato” Cc @tacotimenw.bsky.social

There are tons of actual humans who think of all of life as magical school spirit functioning, where if Team loses Big Game it is *our* fault for not having enough School Spirit, for allowing criticisms of Coach, that if only we'd had more School Spirit, then Team would've won Big Game.

Doubling taxes on America’s wealthiest 1% for just one year would raise enough to fund SNAP for 17 years. Or fund Head Start preschool + childcare for roughly 140 years at current funding levels. Or repair every road in the country twice over. And the rich would still be rich.

Yes, I agree. Only billionaires should be allowed on this mission. As many of them as possible. We wouldn't want any of them to feel left out! What an exciting opportunity for all of us.

"This aint the first time I had racoon penis, Joe Rogan"

LinkedIn users try not to glaze the company that just canned them Challenge Difficulty: Impossible

Im enjoying this discourse today around Helen of Troy REQUIRED QUALIFICATIONS Is Hot DESIRED QUALIFICATIONS Can Act (Will Train!) 😂

Eraser was fun as hell! I will not tolerate Eraser…erasure

This Jabrone has never had a Blizzard in his life. No one generically recommends a Blizzard. He also highly recommends Taco Bell taco, Jimmy John’s sandwich, and Dunkin doughnut

I always dreamed of being a mediocre ladder climber

Chat, is this Bullish or Bearish?

Taking a training warning about falling for AI deepfakes.....being presented by obvious AI "people"

I expect Trump et al to lie, can you explain why Dems bought the obvious lie?

This is a serious issue but also just an A+ punchline 😂

Do you think they'll let us keep our HRT if we call it gender maxxing?

I've been saying this for years. Democrats have wasted billions of dollars renting airtime for ads that everyone hates. Instead, buy the stations. Fund the podcasts. Own the newspapers.

Turns out that was a typo, it was supposed to say “helps CUTE gays and lesbians across the country”

All I know about Drake is he aint a colleague, hes a fuckin colonizer

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SovCits are my guilty pleasure. The dedication it takes to be so insanely wrong.

On the bright side of the robot takeover, we'll be forced to make all spaces ADA compliant so they dont trip and explode.

Why do they train these things to moonwalk but not pick themselves up??

Perfect, lets not spend $1.776B just to throw a totally made up number out there

Whats the plan/penalty if she refuses to cooperate? Put it out there now so she can decide if it's worth protecting the Epstein Class

AOC's greatest strength is an unwavering willingness to say "Bet"

Once we decided every hobby and interest had to be monetized to the point of obsessive dependence, it was a wrap for the internet

there is an entire population out there who believes that everything they see online is addressed directly to them and must be replied to. these are the people who read "What did you think of this product?" on amazon and leave a 1* review going "I didn't buy it I clicked the link by mistake."

This is why we hate AI. We were programmed to not trust the machines

Hold on. Keep Trying is an effective strategy? But I they say we only try when its a guaranteed win. Curious

Democrats see it as an easy opportunity to take another L

Bezos WISHES he had that fashion sense

Coincidently it does feel like the Year of Hell

An invitation to everyone (including NFL trophy makers) to tune into the Scripps National Spelling Bee next week! May 27 + 28 🐝

Tradesmen when they're paid by the hour and upcharging materials 😂