A new report on civic freedoms concludes that "the US is no longer a functional democracy." Congrats everyone. And a *special* congrats to the Harpers letter signatories, free-speech warriors, and "anti-woke" crusaders. You saved us from woke! Great work.

Though it didn't last, the Camp David Accords were a hallmark of Bill Clinton's presidency. Apparently it was just a coffee clatch since there's nothing to see here.

I'd like to hear more from the EU, please

I cant believe I’m saying this but, she can do a lot better 😂

republicans say everything wrong in this country is the fault of immigrants, democrats, lgbtq people (esp trans) and women. if you keep doing that you eventually reach the point where you reach a final solution to deal with the "problem."

I doubt either make it to the general. Not even convinced they make it to Super Tuesday

Showed this to my older child. The response: “This works for art and music too. AI can’t produce anything great because it will never have imposter syndrome.”

STG Johnny is underselling this 😳

Genuinely curious, why does it cost $4M to change mayors and isnt that (at least historically) begging for corruption?

Its got electrolytes

*Trump hosts Klan rally on White House lawn.* Hakeem Jeffries: 'I'm not sure burning crosses is going to bring down the price of beef for hard-working American families.'

Official bassinet of the Yeet Party @wokemrempty.bsky.social

Ive read three Hollywood memoirs over the last month or so and all of them spent an inordinate amount of time covering in great detail whom and the myriad of ways in which they like to fuck 🤷‍♂️

Regular cats will murder you without a second thought and these people are playing chicken with a chupacabra

RFK slaps the top of the door jams when walking around the White House

It’s 1980 and there’s a guy dressed like Santa booing the eagles at a bar. It’s 2007 and there’s a guy dressed like Santa booing the eagles at a bar. It’s 2100 and there’s a guy dressed like Santa booing the eagles at a bar.

“And Tony Khan! Me want the gold, Suckah! Hollywood Rocko! We comin for you!”

The most realistic scene in DS9 is when Gul Dukat whined about how the Bajorans never erected a statue in his honor. A prophetic text.

Netflix, off the back of telling actors during the 2023 union strikes that there is no money for streaming residuals, purchases Warner Bros for 80bil…

My wife and son seem to think I’m alright. Thats the best i got

Once people decided they could ignore the “only go down this aisle this way” signs on the floor they decided they could just ignore everything.

it absolutely got worse after covid, everyone is either a dick or a dumbass now. usually both

Can't remember if it was this bad before COVID but I'm seeing an alarming spreading of what I'll call Airport Behavior to other public places. Obliviousness to other people's existence, ineptitude at navigating the environment. "Is this your first time at the grocery store" type stuff

If its so outrageous, expel ICE from the state. Order the state patrol and guard to intervene. Dont just post and ask for money

tis the season

If Trump somehow did get the NFL to change its name, we need another Get The F Out marketing campaign!

Now I'm wondering if Jake is in the Epstein list

Now heres a guy thats never seen Looney Tunes

Republican revolt against science because we asked them to wear masks and protect their neighbors from a novel coronavirus. "You can't tell me what to do!"

We’re open to suggestions

i was trying to figure out why trumps fifa world peace trophy looked familiar

Thats almost 9 USPS’! Tax the rich until there arent any left

The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service

Those twitter community notes are about to be a congressional hearing

Huge Pop! www.tiktok.com/t/ZTraHSbDw/

Rob Schneider is who Bovino wants to be when he grows up

Ill never understand why 45lbs is 20lbs heavier than 40lbs

the biggest lie in american politics, probably only second to bush lying us into iraq, has been democrats constantly telling us "we just can't..." only to watch republicans do whatever the fuck they want over and over and over. makes me sick.

On the contrary I argue he absolutely represents the majority of the Democratic Party. I want to believe, however, that he doesn’t represent democratic voters

Is my pension worth breaking my foot off in his ass? Maybe. Maybe.

The criminals stopped holding up the city and moved the teams to Vegas

Wild guess because Im just a stupid American but I dont think English was Glasgows first language either. Things change

I don't care if a non-disabled person accesses a disability accommodation for the same reason I don't care if a child whose parents are rich gets free lunch at school. We don't need to means test being a kind person. I have better things to do with my time than be a cop over social services.

1859: Abolitionist John Brown is the 1st American executed for treason. His crime? Freeing the enslaved And the 2nd? Aaron Dwight Stevens, 29yo. Served Brown during the attempted slave revolt at Harpers Ferry, VA A stark reminder that legality is not always a measure of justice, but power.

How is it always “we can’t afford it” when it comes to worker wages, but never for sky-high CEO pay. 🤨 😡

I will not take a single one of them seriously or view them as anything other than collaborators if they do not stop voting for trump nominees. Not. One.

Well see there was this disastrous AOL/ Time Warner merger…

My son just did the entire obstacle course with his hands in his pockets so hes got a new nickname