Basically the con of being a Borrower (4" tall person with normal intelligence but proportionally smaller strength) is the cats eating you. The pro is when you steal pills you can get seriously fucked up for a long time.

destiny i love you the haters cannot extinguish my indomitable human spirit 🎨 #destiny2 #destiny2art

I need to make Juri a sticker 🌹

Teach Rocky to say fuck

"A thousand years ago is also right now, and in this infinite heartbeat, his loved ones are dead, and they are also alive. 'Time is not linear,' sing Louis's electrons. 'You will always be with your family on a patio in July.'" www.ishtar-collective.net/entries/thir...

This song is so fucking good www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHkZ...

Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap

still thinking about this

WOTC and Hasbro can still voluntarily recognize our union at any point up to the NLRB election. We encourage you to sign our letter of support, and make your voice heard. cwa.org/uwotcletter

Both of them are Gundam fans

okay god damn

No fucking way lmao

not a reveal. we knew that already

If I hear one more youtuber sputter out an "I hope I'm pronouncing that right" in reference to an easily searchable foreign name I'm going to start lighting people on fire

I have great news from Jūken Sentai Gekiranger

CONFIRMED: Tim Curry fucked Miss Piggy

On this May 4th I am remembering how in the short brilliant life of Cohost @dimosar.bsky.social made not one but two of the best Star Wars posts in history

Gravelord Nito slaying in this number on the red carpet at the Met Gala

happy star wars day to this tweet in particular

Harness train your cat so they too can experience the misery of weather. My poor boy. He loves his daily walk. He tried to outlast being rained on, he actually doesn't hate water. But the noise of the rain wore him down.

I would genuinely rather die than ever experience art in this manner

On this day 29 years ago, Tasmania became the last state in Australia to decriminalise homosexuality.

tried a delicious "coffee" this morning. a type of rich chowder made of beans. similar to japanese miso, with an intriguing flavour of wood

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

i tried to watch a hockey game tonight but had to turn it off pretty quickly. within one minute flat they'd already broken basically every rule of basketball

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

The Onion has reached a deal to acquire Infowars • It will be turned into a parody site of itself • Has the support of the Sandy Hook families “A lot of people gave up on doing the right thing over the last two years. Despite an insane amount of threats & bullshit, we persevered" (via Variety)

i'm happy to see the onion take over infowars. i've been a big fan of the onion for quite a long time and it's given me plenty of laughs over the years. and as for infowars, i really disliked alex jones and disagreed with him on a whole lot of things. so to me, this whole situation is a win-win

Ever learn that the 'we don't know exactly what causes it' of a chronic health issue you have has been figured out and no fucking doctor told you in the years since you were diagnosed with it? Happened to your good friend Erinna here last night!

more relevant than ever today

Hi #portfolioday I'm an artist and animator working on 'Ersatz,' while I work on it, I will be looking for long term gigs !

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

As we're walking out of the Mario movie, our 3yo pulls at my arm excitedly, "Dada! Dada! I saw a poster for a movie WE HAVE TO SEE!!" ...Of COURSE it's that one. Of course.

Quick reminder that as this case is before the courts, anything you post could be considered as being in contempt or prejudicial. For the sake of justice and due process, think carefully and when in doubt, say nothing. Post nothing.

It just doesn’t make sense to me how a decorated soldier could also be a psychopathic murderer

A few years ago I was asked to be a small part of Project Hail Mary. This is a selection of designs from my first few passes on Rocky, our main directive was to find interesting ways to play with asymmetry, silhouette and texture while I took some attempts to imbue ways to depict culture

FUCK I FORGOT MY REAL FAVORITE GRIFITH STUART LITTLE 2

I think about “normal to want and possible to achieve” all the time

ahhhh looks like the old Pretend To Be A Famous 193-Year-Old Tortoise's Veterinarian And Say He Died And Then Solicit Crypto Donations Through Social Media scam i've seen it a million times

I'm in the ER for reasons, no ones stressed so I'm just waiting rn. Cruel and unusual that they had the Nine News on tho. Man we are all struggling, don't replay pieces of the most milquetoast speech by an Australian PM rn.