My dog is dumb but at least she doesn’t give money to Bret fucking Stephens

Trump isn't just suing the IRS. He's waging a war on it. His regime has... -Shut down the IRS's Direct File program, a huge gift to the tax prep industry -Gutted IRS staff, leaving fewer employees to assist taxpayers -Deprioritized federal tax prosecutions, letting tax cheats off the hook

Trampolines used to be called “jumpolines” until Lauren Boebert jumped on one.

The United States taxpayer must sue Trump (or his estate) for compensatory and punitive damages done to the White House, and recover every dollar

Mike Pence got totally owned here: Jewish plaintiffs won a ruling against Indiana's abortion ban, using the law he signed 11 years ago as governor to help evangelicals refuse to cater gay weddings and such. Now similar challenges could win in other red states. We tell the story at @forward.com.

unrelated but man does this guy sound like he's 14 still waiting for his second nut to drop, yes

It should not be surprising us every time we get reminded that the GOP hates women & girls & will move heaven & earth to prevent us from controlling our own bodies. We have a pro-rape anti-contraception gov’t, run by an adjudicated rapist.

"The more I see of the moneyed classes, the more I understand the guillotine." — George Bernard Shaw

My favorite sign, so far. #NoKings

“If tyranny becomes law, resistance becomes duty.” -Thomas Jefferson #NoKings

50 U.S. Senators put a Weekend News Achor in charge of the Pentagon because they were afraid a Gameshow Host would yell at them

The Pentagon says only 23% of Gen Z is fit to serve. The rest are either obese, failing math, or already have a rap sheet. Turns out if you gut schools and subsidize corn syrup long enough, you accidentally pacifist-proof the entire country. Tactical genius.

“When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross. It will immediately blow its own dick off” - Sinclair Lewis

I just read an article that says that Ravens may be almost as smart as humans. I think they're even smarter. I've never seen a Raven get locked into a vacation timeshare contract.

BREAKING: President Trump shows up at a cabinet meeting wearing a white jump suit and doing Karate kicks, proving that he does look like Elvis Presley and still has his moves. #DonaldTrump #Elvis

Trump: I sent 8 American citizens to their death and killed 1,400 children. People are being taxed across the globe on oil. We blew through billions of our treasury. But guess what? I profited. I won a PRIZE.

It's like someone installed a criminal at the White House.

There's an excellent chance Trump was pranked by a Howard Stern listener posing as Ayatollah Bababooey this morning

You’d think Trump raping little girls would make you crazy, but nope, you still bow to him.

one of the greatest absurdities of this era is the way political reporters daily deconstruct the speech of a guy who clearly communicates in pure gibberish, just so certain segments of the public can pretend some logical argument is being made that might be worth the energy it takes to scrutinize

BREAKING: WSJ reports Russia is giving intelligence to Iran to hit U.S. forces. Meanwhile, Trump has lifted sanctions on Russia, allowing them to sell more oil. So…we are basically paying Putin to kill our troops. Let THAT sink in.

"a lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes"

If ever a Movie warranted a prequel or a sequel, it’s this baby. MASTER AND COMMANDER: THE FAR SIDE OF THE WORLD (2003)

Dr. Frankenstein has concerns about the monster he created.

America dead ass needs a final solution for Republicans. Democrats could remodel the ICE warehouses into reeducation gulags for conservatives and Republicans. I'm tired of sharing a country with them. Fuck them all.

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What Jen said.

If you are a farmer and you voted for Trump, you voted to get screwed, just like last time.

That would be getting close to the Heritage dictatorship and oligarchs backing it. Go after Russ Vought too, and maybe all the clowns at the Heritage Foundation itself who are behind Project 2025 and we'd make some progress.

When Charlie Kirk died,Trump lowered flags nationwide for him. 6 US soldiers die and not only will he not lower the flags nationwide for them, he just says “some people will die.”

He’s from far eastern Oklahoma but he doesn’t get home much now that he has a house in Florida with the $1,000,000 in Covid funds he sucked up.

So MAGAts taking voter fraud advice from a murderer..to vote for a lying, grifting Republican adulterer....to support a senile pedophile who has created an illegal holy war that will kill thousands of Americans/tens of thousands worldwide...MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN 🤦 WTF??!!

"How the Hell is this America first?! You guys broke your top campaign promise. Good luck with that. I hope the defense contractor money was worth it. Shame on you all. The mask is off. You're all just a bunch of pathetic Neocon Warmongers." Rep. Jim McGovern

Karoline Leavitt, if vaginal discharge was a person

The phrase “every conservative influencer in the business” tells you everything you need to know. The entire modern conservative movement descends from snake oil salesmen and prosperity gospel revival tent preachers. It’s nothing more than a con, and that’s all it will ever be.

Ugh

The solution to Republican fascism and cruelty is to vote for every Democrat in every election. Period. You don't have to agree with every Dem position, just the one that protects our rights, freedoms, and institutions from the despots, thugs, and sociopaths in power now.

Can you imagine dying in Epstein's war?

Again, I implore you to grasp how much of our foreign policy is basically a bunch of crazed Christian fanatics trying to fulfill their deranged prophecies.

ICE recruits should be the first ones shipped off for “war.”

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Presidents who draft dodge and have felonies shouldn’t be able to send our children to war. Send his children. 🤷‍♀️

Really does tell us everything we need to know. No functional NSC, real estate developers doing “diplomacy”, a desperately flopsweated need to stop everyone from talking about accusations and evidence that the President is sexually assaulted girls, and an irrelevant Congress