I told my wife that I'll cook dinner tonight. Nothing is too good for her!

Remember when we were told that crime didn't pay? Yea...we can put that down under lies our parents told us.

Texas Children's Hospital is a disgrace. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

There's actually a very reasonable reason that the Suprene Court rejected Virginia's redistricting efforts. Racism. Its called racism. SCOTUS has racists in the majority, and they are actively changing the laws to empower white supremacy. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

But honey. You haven't had any of your cthicken!

Its raining out, so I rode my exercise bike in a simulation of the Swiss Alps. Maximum resistance. My heart rate reached 130 bpm. My exercise app said "Are you having a heart attack, or are you chasing a taco truck."

YEA!!! I FINALLY GOT MY SETTLEMENT! I STUCK IT TO THE MAN!!!

And this administration just doesn't care. Surging gas prices are hurting lower income households harder, Fed study shows www.cnbc.com/2026/05/06/s...

I just read that a bunch of crows have locked themselves in the law school library. They're all looking nervous. 24 carat gold plated no-prize to first one who gets this.

Did I just read that Louisiana is making the votes already cast null and void??? Really...if you're trying to steal an election, at least have the decency to be subtle. You know, smoky back rooms and stuff like that. They are cheating and it is out in the open. And they just dont frigging care!

Come on! You might think trump is a lying sack of excrement. And you might also consider him a narcissistic grifter who is pillaging the treasury for him, his family and his cronies. But you gotta admit... He never wore a tan suit!

Math humor.

WTAF! To all the spineless Republicans out there: DO SOMETHING! THIS MAN IS A DANGER TO DEMOCRACY! AND YOU KNOW IT!

If there was just some way we could have known what he was intending to do. If there was just some evidence..someway to know that he was going to start a Project in 2025 to destroy our government and our rights. But I guess there wasnt a silly thing that would have been called Project 2025. Right?

If pedophilia isnt a deal breaker. If pillaging the treasury for himself, his family and his loyalists isnt a deal breaker. If kidnapping and unaliving black and brown people isnt a deal breaker. If taking away womens rights to bodily autonomy isnt a deal breaker. Then you are beyond hope.

Is it pronounced GIF or GIF?

Everybody getting ready for a Mets/Red Sox World Series??? Yea...me neither.

Of course Trumps pick to run the Federal Reserve has connections to Epstein. Trump’s Fed Pick Refuses to Answer One Easy Question on Epstein share.google/a20cycYUgEFg...

Doctor: Your husband ate a whole bag of coins. Spouse: OMG! Whats his condition? Doctor: No change yet.

Is there anything trump does that isn't for the sole benefit of himself, his family or Russia?

My dog just ate an entire bag of Scrabble tiles. His next poop could spell Disaster!