Just to recap, Julia Goldin is fucking her Legos, and wants others to do same. That's enough internet for today.

You people think advanced alien civilizations are ever going to contact us when we are doing shit like this?!?

Pop Quiz: Who's behind the podium tossing his salad?

Ah yes, they "voted for" something you promised you wouldn't do.

Snake oil salesman: "Get your peptides here!"

I sure hope this Venezuela thing doesn't undermine the integrity of the FIFA Peace Prize.

Nice op-sec Hegseth. *Two* news organizations had the Intel. Pathetic.

New thermodynamic cycle just dropped. Presenting: The Maduro Heat Engine.

Members of congress need to repeatedly state that members of the military "will be prosecuted for following illegal orders when this administration is over". This message needs to become common knowledge throughout all active duty.

Not sure you could set the bar any lower for "aptitude in technology". Really believing he "aced" those cognitive tests!

Gosh, it's almost like these tech bros don't know what they are doing!

Oh no, we are going to lose our billionaire pedophiles!!!

Assuming Reiner was killed over his views on Trump: Which person was deranged by Trump, the murderer or the victim??? Please help solve this bigly mystery!

Dartmouth needs to recind her diploma, or lose their accreditation. What a disgrace.

Here are some more anti-choice celebrity scumbags who support credibly accused child molester Peter Thiel's grift-app Hallow. Peter Thiel is in the Epstein files.

Apparently Tom Dumont did most or all of the writing on "Just a Girl", because the entire song is about how women are being oppressed, but female oppression is the intent of the Hallow app; anti abortion even for rape and incest. BTW, the Bible isn't anti abortion. Gwen has gone full scumbag.

Crazy times when Rand Paul is the voice of reason.

This absolute fool claims democratic mayors get...*cartel money*. How do people this stupid manage to feed themselves???

Peter Thiel, a friend of child rapist Jeffrey Epstein, who, based on released emails, definitely appears to also be a child rapist, doesn't think you should listen to the Pope.

Look folks, you have no idea how hard it is, to not accidentally murder people. We're trying our best but it will probably happen again!

Almost every problem in America can be traced back to Christianity.

Here we have a traitor to America, getting ready to drain the balls of one of America's enemies.

Recent studies have shown that current AI tools don't increase productivity, lead to more mistakes, and laziness. Heavy reliance on AI, has been shown to make people effectively dumber. But great way to frame rising unemployment.

Wow I apparently forgot all about this war, but did the Trump administration forget to stop fighting it for the past 11 months???

Only the dumbest people alive would value a promise from pathological liars.

Trump supporters are the ultimate chumps and bootlickers.

Poor Joe Rogan suffered severe brain damage in his MMA days, and now he doesn't know the difference between measles and chicken pox.😭

What? The peace plan fell apart?!? Golly gosh I am so surprised that we couldn't trust two war criminals, that want to turn the West Bank into the Riviera, to keep their word!!!

WTF is a "perfect MRI"? How can a big fatass with obvious dementia, hypertension, and persistent hematomas on his hand, have "perfect reports" from his doctors? What an asshole.

Bannon is in the Epstein files, and that's all we need to know about Steve Bannon and his opinions.

This senile old man thinks a "cognitive test", a test for dementia and other neurological problems, is an IQ test. This absolute dumbass thinks identifying animals commonly found at a zoo, would be part of a high IQ test.

How TF are you going to see to "white powder" *inside* silver cases??? What an asshole.

Scientist here. You can spray chemicals from aircraft to stimulate rain, but "Chemtrails" aren't a thing. White trails behind aircraft? Droplets of water, condensed from water vapor in the air. Ask yourself where thousands of gallons of chemicals would be stored on commercial and private aircraft.

A fellow scientist, and definitely real person, has just dropped new research! Please support her totally legit work, so she can afford a neck transplant, that will be able to support her head.

We all mosey on down to the local saloon to decide what these city slickers are gonna pay us, that's how commodities markets work!

Think about the logistics of paying 7 million people for attending protests nationwide. Then think about how to do that without leaving any evidence of those 7 million transactions. The GOP is only supported by the dumbest people on Earth.

"The party of law and order" LMAO

In a functional military, that wasn't run by an incompetent, alcoholic, FOX news host, this guy would be immediately demoted.

These guys don't stand a chance. Years ago I discovered how to summon and kill Yahweh, so I did. And nobody can prove that I didn't.

This is Trump's ear that got "shot". Can you find a scar?

To say this after Trump pardoned J6 insurrectionists, who physically assaulted police officers, is the ultimate insult to his audience's intelligence.

Never forget that the senile, convicted rapist, who is begging for a Nobel Peace Prize, sabotaged a peace deal to benefit himself, costing an untold number of lives.

This is the most insane shit ever. How are they going to spin this as American First??? Totally has nothing to do with his free plane from Qatar.

Uh-oh MAGA is losing top tier talent like MTG and now this person suffering from a severe case of monsterism.

Scientist here. This is totes how we do science: 1) Get high on heroin. 2) Draw an insane conclusion. 3) Fabricate "proof" of our claim. 4) Celebrate with more heroin.

Reminder that Apple is a piece of shit company in every way. You can buy better, you just can't pay more.

Trump rape victim Pam Bondi is claiming they will execute people on sight, based on suspicion alone.

Any of these ICE agents that wear "Police" labeled gear, or fail to produce identification, are impersonating an officer of the law and can be arrested, and so they should. Let's get the prison economy behind filling our prisons with ICE agents.

After a thorough analysis, I have determined that every single male who is against abortion, no matter what they say, takes that position because if/when they commit a rape, they want to force the victim to have their baby.

This is the best Jesse Waters could do? FOX viewers should feel insulted.