@danielbowen.au No turntable at Gembrook I did not know that www.youtube.com/watch?v=KErW...

Six months in the slammer for poor dining etiquette (and also assault of an emergency worker, carrying a bladed article)

Mike Graham on his way to the DEF CON 2025 cybersecurity conference

@admorgan.bsky.social @fionakatauskas.bsky.social @firstdogonthemoon.bsky.social @goldingcartoons.bsky.social I knew I had these somewhere! Truth Newspaper 1978

@danielbowen.au "Cannot Get Your Ship Out!" www.reddit.com/r/melbourne/...

Well those little triggers are over, thank god. Let’s just hope I don’t stumble across repeats 🫡

@danietreg.bsky.social "Australia used to make things!"

@danietreg.bsky.social Just once I would have liked to see Molly break a chair over Darryl's head. They treated him and Kahmal shitfully

@happytoast.co.uk The host of the Australian Top of the Pops "Countdown" to be clear this was towards the end of its run but he did not get sacked at all

@auntydonnaboys.bsky.social Annoying boomers = no more seasons on the ABC for you! Getting in bar brawls in the 1970s = Sure Molly! Have several extra seasons!

@bishoujomom.bsky.social So exciting! These are so fun www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGhR...

@robmanuelyeah.bsky.social Surely the last time this is being performed in the UK, she was just there. I am sad I did not get to see this show again www.pleasance.co.uk/event/mel-mc...

@beanisacarrot.bsky.social @mcleodjanet.bsky.social would recommend this show she as booked her several times www.pleasance.co.uk/event/mel-mc...

My posters at NoKings I printed and distributed thousands of these

Today begins the campaign to get Hong Kong bagpipers to Melbourne for the November 12 world record attempt of massed pipers playing AC/DC's "Long Way to the Top". I'm also seeking evidence of an internet factoid that AC/DC played here in 1976 en route to UK... zolimacitymag.com/scottish-hon...

baby bob has gone home and i think they might have trauma bonded? i’ve never seen them sit quite like this before lol

Hahaha on the tellie again tonight. Surely this is the last time.

Husband had the snip years ago so I rarely need to think when my time of the month is. Often, the way I realise it's near is the way he eats a Crunchy makes me want to smack his face in.

@apiln.bsky.social "Waaah! They are using the car park as a car park!" www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...

@happytoast.co.uk Top of the Pops drag show coming up based on this and other ones www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcoW...

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1681

Spotted at a Berlin flea market on the weekend, more 1980s German horror pulps.

ABC Radio: “What makes a song uniquely ‘Australian’? Me:

Sub-par reassurances

This is really poor behaviour. "Naming and shaming" an independent games shop because they didn't want you to film in there? You're not entitled to just go into a store and make content, especially if you've already DM'd them and were told no. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hX-k...

@admorgan.bsky.social Charlie Owen playing on my birthday, I already have Suzannah Espie and boot scootin'! www.georgelane.com.au/events-1/sea...

Can't see any media mention in Hong Kong, but for 50,000 Indian people living here - happy Divali festival! Meanwhile in Australia, after the media reported 5,000 bogans with slogans protesting 'migration' in Sydney, Melbourne is expecting 20,000 to turn out to start Divali celebrations tonight

@danilic.bsky.social @mrjoshearl.bsky.social wah wah wah why isn't the dropbox link working 4 months after?! It's temporary! Not paying for my website and that

Louvre jewellery heist

@admorgan.bsky.social @fionakatauskas.bsky.social @suburbiageddon.bsky.social fuck no

Three hot games on a single CD - OutRun, Space Harrier and Afterburner 2. I always assumed these were just the Mega Drive ports with minor enhancements, but apparently they’re arcade perfect-ish? #Sega #SegaAges #SegaSaturn #MegaDrive #SegaGenesis #WorkingDesign #RetroGaming ☀️🌴

If you want to push back against tech's encroachment into every corner of our lives, you have to read books. They're eager to create a future in which most people are illiterate and hooked on slop, a world without imagination or knowledge. Reading is resistance.

Diplomatic gifts. Today’s Age cartoon

⚠️ Werribee/Williamstown lines: Major delays due to a vehicle hitting the Napier St bridge near Footscray. Allow extra travel time. Check info displays and listen for announcements as services may be altered at short notice.

Anthony Albanese signs minerals deal with Donald Trump

Journalists should be wary of going up against such a razor-sharp legal mind

Got up early to check how the Trump meeting went and here’s my cartoon- www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

JF: it's Skyline Chili time in Covington!

"Wah wah wah onlyfarts went down!" Pretty sure the call centre will never go down 🤣🤣🤣🤣

#CallMyBluff, is it?

@happytoast.co.uk top of the pops incidents (for a drag show) www.instagram.com/reel/DQBKvsO...

@mattfulton.bsky.social @davidmgreen.bsky.social @beanisacarrot.bsky.social @danietreg.bsky.social Not going to watch the whole thing but will skip around to the people I recognise www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZ2T...

Sorry if my entertainment project cooked your brain. Remember, I'm going to disproportionally publish the arsehole stuff, in the same way a newspaper is not going to run endless stories going "man has a nice day, falls asleep in the arms of his loved one with a full tum-tum"

@admorgan.bsky.social @mrjoshearl.bsky.social @danilic.bsky.social @squirrelcomedy.bsky.social @tonymartin.bsky.social Some familiar names in this www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZ2T...

@danielbowen.au Some people have been going up to Castlemaine for gigs they miss tickets for in town and get the last train back. That is too much stress for me to worry about missing a train

I'm German and I adore reading Fesshole and AnonOpin. My Fess: Afterwards I always talk to myself and the cat with a, possibly incorrect, British accent. "Havin' a bit of a nap on the comfy chair, are we? Tha's alroight then."

Goodies! www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9kt...

Me when someone tells me my joke is wrong and their punchline, which I've already thought of and rejected, would be better